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Woke up with facial swelling
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Stiff joints
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Date: May 26, 2021 12:04PM
Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Pc Retardzzzzzz
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Date: May 26, 2021 12:45PM
Should have not taken the vaxx!!
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Pc Retardzz
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Date: May 26, 2021 01:48PM
Oh shit!
My bad man!
I shouldn't have raw dogged you last week...my aids bloodwork just came back positive.
Sorry man
My bad man!
I shouldn't have raw dogged you last week...my aids bloodwork just came back positive.
Sorry man
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
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My Guess Is.....................
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Date: May 26, 2021 02:09PM
allergies
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Stiff joints
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Date: May 26, 2021 02:21PM
My Guess Is..................... Wrote:
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> allergies
Really? I'll have to look into that. I haven't had any issues with allergies this year but it seems to get worse after it rains which seems to be when others allergies are not so bad
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> allergies
Really? I'll have to look into that. I haven't had any issues with allergies this year but it seems to get worse after it rains which seems to be when others allergies are not so bad
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Dr Jack
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Date: May 26, 2021 02:48PM
Stiff joints Wrote:
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
Sounds like sudden death syndrome. You will be dead in 3 months.
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
Sounds like sudden death syndrome. You will be dead in 3 months.
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Stuntcock
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Date: May 26, 2021 02:51PM
Stiff joints Wrote:
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
Close contact with cicadas will do that.
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
Close contact with cicadas will do that.
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
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Who cares? Fuck you!
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Date: May 26, 2021 04:03PM
Stiff joints Wrote:
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
https://youtu.be/kme2cMajWS8
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.
https://youtu.be/kme2cMajWS8
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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Pc retardzzzzzz
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Date: May 26, 2021 05:31PM
I need to wear a Jimmy when I plumb the rectal depths of Hershey Hghway. Spreading siff or clap is one thing. Spreading the a-bomb should never have happened. Sorry man
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Stiff joints
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Date: May 27, 2021 10:47AM
Wasn't so bad this morning. Woke up with my opposite knee hurting. It's doing much better now
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
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Date: November 21, 2021 01:18PM
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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
Gomer
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Date: November 21, 2021 01:23PM
It’s a spider bite.
Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by:
J4MXY
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Date: November 21, 2021 01:35PM
Gomer Wrote:
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> It’s a spider bite.
It's not a spider bite. The spider laid eggs under his skin. If he thinks it's bad now, he should wait to see how it is after they hatch.
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> It’s a spider bite.
It's not a spider bite. The spider laid eggs under his skin. If he thinks it's bad now, he should wait to see how it is after they hatch.
Why OP was never heard from again
Posted by:
This Just In Fairfax
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Date: November 21, 2021 04:27PM
Before you woke up, were you possibly dreaming about a unicorn?
Then the eggs hatched...and the baby spiders came out...and then they ate you!
Then the eggs hatched...and the baby spiders came out...and then they ate you!