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Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Stiff joints ()
Date: May 26, 2021 12:04PM

Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Pc Retardzzzzzz ()
Date: May 26, 2021 12:45PM

Should have not taken the vaxx!!

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Pc Retardzz ()
Date: May 26, 2021 01:48PM

Oh shit!
My bad man!
I shouldn't have raw dogged you last week...my aids bloodwork just came back positive.
Sorry man

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: My Guess Is..................... ()
Date: May 26, 2021 02:09PM

allergies

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Stiff joints ()
Date: May 26, 2021 02:21PM

My Guess Is..................... Wrote:
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> allergies

Really? I'll have to look into that. I haven't had any issues with allergies this year but it seems to get worse after it rains which seems to be when others allergies are not so bad

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: May 26, 2021 02:48PM

Stiff joints Wrote:
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.


Sounds like sudden death syndrome. You will be dead in 3 months.

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Stuntcock ()
Date: May 26, 2021 02:51PM

Stiff joints Wrote:
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.

Close contact with cicadas will do that.

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Who cares? Fuck you! ()
Date: May 26, 2021 04:03PM

Stiff joints Wrote:
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> Took a nap and now my eye is swollen to hell. WTF
> is going on?! Stiff cracking joints. Knees. Big
> toes. Right hand. Swollen left eye.

https://youtu.be/kme2cMajWS8
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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Pc retardzzzzzz ()
Date: May 26, 2021 05:31PM

I need to wear a Jimmy when I plumb the rectal depths of Hershey Hghway. Spreading siff or clap is one thing. Spreading the a-bomb should never have happened. Sorry man

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Stiff joints ()
Date: May 27, 2021 10:47AM

Wasn't so bad this morning. Woke up with my opposite knee hurting. It's doing much better now

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Johncacat ()
Date: November 21, 2021 01:18PM

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: Gomer ()
Date: November 21, 2021 01:23PM

It’s a spider bite.

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Re: Woke up with facial swelling
Posted by: J4MXY ()
Date: November 21, 2021 01:35PM

Gomer Wrote:
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> It’s a spider bite.


It's not a spider bite. The spider laid eggs under his skin. If he thinks it's bad now, he should wait to see how it is after they hatch.

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Why OP was never heard from again
Date: November 21, 2021 04:27PM

Before you woke up, were you possibly dreaming about a unicorn?

Then the eggs hatched...and the baby spiders came out...and then they ate you!

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