Advice for Chick-Fil-A Wrote:
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> Meade is not just a cow, he is Cental Virginia's
> foremost go-to costumed character. He's also been
> a Statue of Liberty, Indian Chief, Little Carsar,
> Reindeer, and Santa Claus to name a few. Most
> importantly Meade is funny as hell. When he
> flexes his moobs, humps stuffed bunnies, and makes
> his facial expressions he is an absurd riot. And
> his tearful, sobbing breakdowns are an absolute
> hoot not to be missed. Plus, who can forget when
> Meade "rebuked" the hurricane and saved the state
> from certain disaster?
>
> Meade is a keeper for sure, and Chick-Fil-A would
> be well advised to get him on contract for their
> advertising campaigns. Meade will work for cheap
> too, a couple million per year would lock him in
> and deal the deal.
Central Virginia's premier costumed character wearer!
Rebuker of Hurricanes and disaster preventer!
Renowned Neo-nazi Internet troll!
The Lord's self-annointed abiter of sin severity!
Worldwide publicist/promoter of Meade Skelton!
...and of course, Man-Boob Flexer extraordinaire!
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