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Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: meade's employment status ()
Date: March 25, 2020 05:54PM

Or do the cows serve the function of bringing peoples' take-out orders to their cars?

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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: ppe ()
Date: March 25, 2020 05:56PM

most likely. that costume is pretty much a mask in itself

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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: ppe ()
Date: March 25, 2020 05:56PM

most likely they are bringing out the food

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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: Corona with Lyme ()
Date: March 25, 2020 08:59PM

Meade has already survived the Coronavirus. He has ANTIBODIES!! He had it last month. This means they might actually promote him to drive-through window or janitor!!

Furthermore, It can't be that contagious since his 85-year-old didn't catch it from Meade. He would have had symptoms by now.

Meade is such a humanitarian. Since he is no longer susceptible to it, I'm sure he is volunteering on the front lines. Cleaning



Meade has already successfully diagnosed his own Lyne disease despite those incompetent doctors finding nothing for almost 20 years. Meade has no reason to burden doctors with getting an official confirmation from any of them.
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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: Meade's next move ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:41PM

Corona with Lyme Wrote:
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> Meade has already survived the Coronavirus. He has
> ANTIBODIES!! He had it last month.

Meade should put on that cow suit and make some demo tapes for commercials. Once he sends them off to the Chick-Fil-A advertising execs, they will call him in to the studio which will lead to nationwide fame. Meade the singing Chick-Fil-A cow will eclipse his fellow Virginian Willard Scott's Ronald McDonald fame.

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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: They aren't stupid ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:47AM

Meade's next move Wrote:
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> Corona with Lyme Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade has already survived the Coronavirus. He
> has
> > ANTIBODIES!! He had it last month.
>
> Meade should put on that cow suit and make some
> demo tapes for commercials. Once he sends them
> off to the Chick-Fil-A advertising execs, they
> will call him in to the studio which will lead to
> nationwide fame. Meade the singing Chick-Fil-A
> cow will eclipse his fellow Virginian Willard
> Scott's Ronald McDonald fame.

Remember Willard Scott's face was part of the campaign. Even then Mcdonald's fired him for being too fat.

Chick-fil-a's cows are a dime a dozen and no one can tell tell one from another.

Why would they hire Meade, when they can hire someone with a 'protestant work ethic'.



Meade needs to focus less on what he thinks he can do and more on what people will pay him to do.

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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: Advice for Chick-Fil-A ()
Date: March 26, 2020 01:58AM

They aren't stupid Wrote:
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> Meade's next move Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Corona with Lyme Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade has already survived the Coronavirus.
> He
> > has
> > > ANTIBODIES!! He had it last month.
> >
> > Meade should put on that cow suit and make some
> > demo tapes for commercials. Once he sends them
> > off to the Chick-Fil-A advertising execs, they
> > will call him in to the studio which will lead
> to
> > nationwide fame. Meade the singing Chick-Fil-A
> > cow will eclipse his fellow Virginian Willard
> > Scott's Ronald McDonald fame.
>
> Remember Willard Scott's face was part of the
> campaign. Even then Mcdonald's fired him for being
> too fat.
>
> Chick-fil-a's cows are a dime a dozen and no one
> can tell tell one from another.
>
> Why would they hire Meade, when they can hire
> someone with a 'protestant work ethic'.
>
>
>
> Meade needs to focus less on what he thinks he can
> do and more on what people will pay him to do.

Meade is not just a cow, he is Cental Virginia's foremost go-to costumed character. He's also been a Statue of Liberty, Indian Chief, Little Carsar, Reindeer, and Santa Claus to name a few. Most importantly Meade is funny as hell. When he flexes his moobs, humps stuffed bunnies, and makes his facial expressions he is an absurd riot. And his tearful, sobbing breakdowns are an absolute hoot not to be missed. Plus, who can forget when Meade "rebuked" the hurricane and saved the state from certain disaster?

Meade is a keeper for sure, and Chick-Fil-A would be well advised to get him on contract for their advertising campaigns. Meade will work for cheap too, a couple million per year would lock him in and deal the deal.

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Re: Has Chick Fil A laid off the cows yet?
Posted by: Meade's fame ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:39AM

Advice for Chick-Fil-A Wrote:
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> Meade is not just a cow, he is Cental Virginia's
> foremost go-to costumed character. He's also been
> a Statue of Liberty, Indian Chief, Little Carsar,
> Reindeer, and Santa Claus to name a few. Most
> importantly Meade is funny as hell. When he
> flexes his moobs, humps stuffed bunnies, and makes
> his facial expressions he is an absurd riot. And
> his tearful, sobbing breakdowns are an absolute
> hoot not to be missed. Plus, who can forget when
> Meade "rebuked" the hurricane and saved the state
> from certain disaster?
>
> Meade is a keeper for sure, and Chick-Fil-A would
> be well advised to get him on contract for their
> advertising campaigns. Meade will work for cheap
> too, a couple million per year would lock him in
> and deal the deal.

Central Virginia's premier costumed character wearer!
Rebuker of Hurricanes and disaster preventer!
Renowned Neo-nazi Internet troll!
The Lord's self-annointed abiter of sin severity!
Worldwide publicist/promoter of Meade Skelton!

...and of course, Man-Boob Flexer extraordinaire!
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