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In a recently released fantasy article, the Queen is stabbed while walking across a London crosswalk by one of Sadiq Khan's lackeys. Her majesties old guard was completely to slow, had hardly turned there heads, before it had happened. A true Englishman bystander - rare to be seen in that area of London after arab spring, yells "DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!" - likely saving her life because the stabber fled after only one "go at her".
The queen of spain in the tabloids ? "Oh she was lucky I was almost run over by a stray bull crossing the street. When I took an iPhone photo it flashed for no reason: the flash enraged the bull. This is why Apple must pay europe $500,000,000 they refuse to manage the flash by the same standard algorithm Android does."