In a recently released fantasy article, the Queen is stabbed while walking across a London crosswalk by one of Sadiq Khan's lackeys. Her majesties old guard was completely to slow, had hardly turned there heads, before it had happened. A true Englishman bystander - rare to be seen in that area of London after arab spring, yells "DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!" - likely saving her life because the stabber fled after only one "go at her".

they had thought the construction going on, her tripping over something debris left over, would be the major concern

here's the man that saved the Queen!



re-creation of harrowing call for sanity

The queen of spain in the tabloids ? "Oh she was lucky I was almost run over by a stray bull crossing the street. When I took an iPhone photo it flashed for no reason: the flash enraged the bull. This is why Apple must pay europe $500,000,000 they refuse to manage the flash by the same standard algorithm Android does."

If you think even snowmen in london will be safe this winter (which will be the hardest winter in 1,000 years), think again!



is any place safe this winter?

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