Re: Bro Tug
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Baseball fan
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Date: April 15, 2019 11:09AM
I wouldn't, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. See, I got this lock on my equipment. My new GF put it there. My wife cut me off after 3 yrs of marriage. Our prenup says I can't initiate divorce until 5 yrs, so I got 2 more to go. Anyhow, I decided to find a little side piece. I can get away with it b/c the prenup says she gets nothing if she initiates the divorce, even for a legit reason like infidelity by me. There were advantages to marrying the cunt; it's the only reason I did it.
Anyhow, I go to this Nats game, it was the exhibition game against the Yankees, and this black lady is tending bar. She's pretty nice. All I did the 1st time was order a draft beer, pay her in cash and tip her a buck. I was polite when I ordered it and paid for it. So I go back opening day, and she's there again. I order the same regular Bud draft and am polite. So she starts talking to me. They play the National Anthem, and I excuse myself to hurry to my seat. Just before I turn away, she grabs my arm and shoves a piece of paper in it. So I gt to my seat and it's a MD number and a name Renisha.
So I get a cab back home (Uber and Lyft are on a real high surge, so the cab is cheaper). I get home and call her. We talk some more. Then she just asks me if I want to meet her when the Nats go on the road. OK.
So we meet. I find out she's 43 (I'm 27). She looks REAL good, even if you didn't consider she's over 40. And ENERGY? whooooooooooooooooooooooo! So after about 3 times, we have another date. We go back to her house in PG and set fire to the bed again. When we're done, she tells me she has a surprise and close my eyes. I do, I feel her fooling around down there and putting something around it. Then I feel something real cold and something else going on it, then she's pulling on it with something. Then she tells me to open my eyes and just as I do, I see her snapping a lock on it. She takes this ring with 2 keys and puts them in the nightstand drawer.
"now you're all mine" she tells me. I see my equipment is locked in a cage. I ask her how I'm supposed to keep it clean. so she hands me this package of long cotton swabs. I tell her it's really not enough, but, she insists and tells me I'll just have to come & see her more if I want it off.
What's going to be real funny is if wifey decides to open her legs and pulls down the sheets and sees it. She'll want to know who put it there and when I tell her my GF did so she can't get at it, she's going to be pissed.
She can be pissed all she wants about the GF. No matter what, if she starts the divorce, she gets nothing. After 5 years, she gets something regardless of who initiates it or what anyone did, but she doesn't get much. She's going to be more pissed it's an older black woman. Wife's 2 yrs younger than me. She's hot to look at, but what's inside her makes her repulsive. If it weren't for the advantages, I wouldn't have married the cunt in the 1st place.