Re: American Christians just elected the Antichrist to be president
Date: July 19, 2017 10:14AM
The record suggests that Trump made no personal contributions to relief efforts for 9-11, Hurricane Katrina or Hurricane Sandy. He rousts disabled vets who try to earn a living on Fifth Avenue, even though Trump sells merchandise on Fifth Avenue himself. And yet Trump has the audacity to claim that "I have a bigger heart than all of them." In reality, it appears that Trump, despite being worth $10 billion by his own estimation, gives virtually none of his own money to charity.
The Gospel According to Trump reads:
I, Donald Trump, am God.
Mere mortals must praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself.
Then all shall be Great, even also as I am Great.
In every way acknowledge Me, and I will direct your paths!
Amen.
The Gospel According to Trump concludes with the Trumpian version of the Beatitudes:
Blessed are the rich, for they will always have young, hot, beautiful pieces of ass.
Blessed are the warmongers, for they will be able to steal Iraqi oil to pay for their military adventurism.
Blessed are the daft dodgers, for they can mock POWs for being captured and tortured.
Blessed are the gunslingers, for everyone knows that Jesus Christ did not command Christians to turn the other cheek, but to stand their ground, shoot first, and ask questions later.
Blessed are the arrogant who do not ask God for forgiveness, for they shall enjoy their little communion crackers and wine without remorse.
Blessed are the carnival barkers and their houses of mirrors, for they shall be elected president by deceiving the very elect.