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The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: Just Curious ()
Date: October 08, 2009 03:09PM

One of things that I've noticed as I've gotten older is that the consistency and texture of my poop has changed dramatically.

When I was younger, I recall often straining for Lincoln Log-shaped brown sharks that were either semi-soft or hard. Sometimes the brown sharks would appear as pellets if, say, I consumed high quantities of meats or cheeses.

Now, and for the last 4 years, I've noticed that my poop has the consistency of mud. It looks like mud or even a darker version of chunky-style JIF peanut butter. Is this normal?

FWIW, I have not had a large log-shaped poop in the 4 years since it turned to mud and, I must add, I do eat a well-balanced diet and drink plenty of water. I also poop about 2-3 times a day, depending on my fiber intake.

Any suggestions, or is this often the case with your bowel movements?

Thanks.

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: President Obama ()
Date: October 08, 2009 03:16PM

Thank you for your question.

Your problem had its origin in the Bush Administration.

It's his fault.

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: answer man ()
Date: October 08, 2009 05:17PM

I don't produce logs either. Mostly brown watery paste that resembles chicken tikka masala.

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 08, 2009 05:18PM

I hope its not that red....Maybe lamb vindaloo?

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: DWAC ()
Date: October 08, 2009 05:31PM

Actually, goat curry. A bit on the brown side, with a hint of grape nuts on top.

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: wino ()
Date: October 08, 2009 06:19PM

DWAC Wrote:
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> Actually, goat curry. A bit on the brown side,
> with a hint of grape nuts on top.


Sounds like the comments of a poop-sommelier.

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 08, 2009 07:52PM

Ever been to Mexico?

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Re: The Consistency of Poop
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 09, 2009 11:49AM

Mine as the consistency of Vince.

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