WSH LAX Funeral Wrote:
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> Hopped off a slow moving grainer in Portland, OR.
> He was drunk off of Steely. Bout 7 tall boys.
> Slipped and fell under the wheels. He don't got
> no fam anwyhere. I had to shell out $20 grand for
> his funeral. Yo bros it was an FTRA reunion! We
> rented outa pavilion in the park. Fucking
> Keystone Ice on tap I bought 7 kegs all
> gone...Come on broners RIP Duncan Rail
The best part of the funeral was tootguy playing taps with a tear in his eye. I would have liked Meade to perform at the service, but Meade is pissed at William for all the Phil Lacio harassment and refused to make the trip. Megan also refused to attend and claims she wants nothing more to do with the Morenos, their crusades, or "William's stupid, lame made-up characters". She's just a sore loser--with a purple asshole.
William Moreno was using his cane and claimed he couldn't be a pallbearer. It was a little weird but Sharon filled in for him and she carried my casket along with Brixton, Kyle, Mouth, Steamshovel, and Erol. Their inappropriate chattering about who had ruled the school was a little awkward (everyone knows I still rule the school).
After the service we all followed a PYBR that William had constructed back to a local Chuck E. Cheese's for the after-party. There was plenty of food and kids, but Chris Tator got caught reaching down a toddler's diaper and barely escaped before the cops came.
It was a great funeral; we should do it again soon.
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