Hopped off a slow moving grainer in Portland, OR. He was drunk off of Steely. Bout 7 tall boys. Slipped and fell under the wheels. He don't got no fam anwyhere. I had to shell out $20 grand for his funeral. Yo bros it was an FTRA reunion! We rented outa pavilion in the park. Fucking Keystone Ice on tap I bought 7 kegs all gone...Come on broners RIP Duncan Rail

Stop with this bullshit. No buddy believe these BS stories.

How did they find you in Miami? Those rail riders get iPhones?
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That's two of your hobo buddies kilt in two weeks. That seems unlikely.

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> That's two of your hobo buddies kilt in two weeks.
> That seems unlikely.

Miz is killing them off in his fucked up fantasies of gay sex with old as fuck made up hobos.

I have to take laxatives now in order for my shit not to hurt my hemorrhoids! My diarrhea is like a lubricant, though!

I GUES Duncan Rail died on the rails, but was he getting railed?

Yes...getting railed by Skyscraper while he was blowing Mouth. Uncle Paco was watching...all while Kyle P was calling his attorney.

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> Hopped off a slow moving grainer in Portland, OR.
> He was drunk off of Steely. Bout 7 tall boys.
> Slipped and fell under the wheels. He don't got
> no fam anwyhere. I had to shell out $20 grand for
> his funeral. Yo bros it was an FTRA reunion! We
> rented outa pavilion in the park. Fucking
> Keystone Ice on tap I bought 7 kegs all
> gone...Come on broners RIP Duncan Rail


The best part of the funeral was tootguy playing taps with a tear in his eye. I would have liked Meade to perform at the service, but Meade is pissed at William for all the Phil Lacio harassment and refused to make the trip. Megan also refused to attend and claims she wants nothing more to do with the Morenos, their crusades, or "William's stupid, lame made-up characters". She's just a sore loser--with a purple asshole.

William Moreno was using his cane and claimed he couldn't be a pallbearer. It was a little weird but Sharon filled in for him and she carried my casket along with Brixton, Kyle, Mouth, Steamshovel, and Erol. Their inappropriate chattering about who had ruled the school was a little awkward (everyone knows I still rule the school).

After the service we all followed a PYBR that William had constructed back to a local Chuck E. Cheese's for the after-party. There was plenty of food and kids, but Chris Tator got caught reaching down a toddler's diaper and barely escaped before the cops came.

It was a great funeral; we should do it again soon.
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Dune buggy, Teeter Totter, Sliding Board, Cat Box and electrical wire all had a turn with his ass too!

The strippers dancing on the casket were a nice touch. We all toked up crack on the alter as a tribute Duncan and then pissed on him. I donate $150,000 to a charity in his name. Then we left the service and carried the coffin to the metro where we rode around switching one line to another with the body. It was a great day bro riders.

Tough blow to the FTRA family. Peace be with you.

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> Tough blow to the FTRA family. Peace be with you.

The FTRA family is what killed him.

My condolences to the Moreno, Rail, and Presnell families. Duncan eas a good kid who had a shoet but eventful life. Keep your spirits up Bronys.

In memory of my passing, William Moreno has requested that in lieu of flowers, donations be made to their account with the Leiser Law Firm. Sympathy cards may be sent to the Moreno family at 713 Riverview Ct, Sterling, VA 20164.

The Presnell family asks everyone to please leave them alone.
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