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They use all kinds of wordings and phrases to try to fool the dumb folks that are inclined to buy something off TV.
"limited time offer" -- don't stop to think about buying this, just do it before the offer is rescinded.
"introductory price" -- if you wait, the price is going to go up.
"it's not $99, it's not $89, and no, it's not even $79! It's 3 easy payments of $19.95!" -- we threw a bunch of numbers at you so fast, you didn't realize you're buying a trinket for $60, and even if you did, you'd be excited that you saved $40!
I can't remember all the other silly things they put on those commercials, but they're endless.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Looks like some sort of blowjob training
> apparatus.
Can you go one thread without some crude sexual reference that objectifies women? My young daughter reads this site and she doesn't need to be reading messages by corrupt people like you.
You have one hour to remove that post or I will request that you be banned from this site.
Yeah, fuck you Mephisto you foul mouthed cunt! Watch your fuckin language asshole!!
Offended Parent Wrote:
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> Can you go one thread without some crude sexual
> reference that objectifies women? My young
> daughter reads this site and she doesn't need to
> be reading messages by corrupt people like you.
>
> You have one hour to remove that post or I will
> request that you be banned from this site.
>
> The hour starts NOW.
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence and gullibility of the American population. Just look at what's in the White House if you need proof.
Abdul Disease Wrote:
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> No one ever went broke underestimating the
> intelligence and gullibility of the American
> population. Just look at what's in the White House
> if you need proof.
Jesus fucking Christ. I can't even start a thread on a stupid infomercial without someone turning it into a political statement.
eesh Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Looks like some sort of blowjob training
> > apparatus.
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> No training needed, just give her one of these:
If I wanted to fuck a loose, slightly-moist hole that just kinda sits there, I'd find one of Inkahootz's ex-girlfriends.
Offended Parent Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Looks like some sort of blowjob training
> > apparatus.
>
>
> Can you go one thread without some crude sexual
> reference that objectifies women? My young
> daughter reads this site and she doesn't need to
> be reading messages by corrupt people like you.
>
> You have one hour to remove that post or I will
> request that you be banned from this site.
>
> The hour starts NOW.
The hour actually started AGAINST you.
You see, it is the parent's responsibility to protect their children from content that is inappropriate. It isn't the world's responsibility to never have discussions that children shouldn't be exposed to.
You failed as a parent when you allowed your child to view a discussion that was inappropriate.
You should call ashcraft and gerel or whatever the fuck their names are, and try to sue this website.
That would be so fucking amusing.
And to just drive the message home, I've called Child Protective Services, and they will be at your home on Tuesday, and your kids will be placed in foster homes, to keep them safe from a parent who would allow them access to the internet absent any restrictions other than "if you see shit you aren't supposed to, we'll blame it on the people who posted it".
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Couldn't you just put your hand under your chin to provide resistance?
And Mr. Mephisto, the "neckline slimmer" appears to use an up/down movement. This hypothetical trainer you are referring to would require a forward/backwards movement. Not to mention something to acclimate to keeping your mouth open for long periods of time while simultaneously covering your teeth.
I'm pretty sure that the same muscles are used for both movements. Plus, a machine that exercised your neck in the appropriate back and forth manner you mentioned would look retarded, and therefore un-sellable.