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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Page 82 Bitches!
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Date: April 07, 2018 11:04PM
Blow me!!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 08, 2018 01:39AM
I hope Lizzie gets a good night's rest tonight. She has been on very good behavior at the ADC, and can apply to be a trustee again in May.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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Transfer to prison
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Date: April 08, 2018 01:49AM
When/if Lizzie is transferred to prison, she will enjoy benefits such as internet access and conjugal visits. TJ is hoping to get a time slot ahead of eesh and Chris Tator Tots.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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Mike O’daddy
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:04AM
Page 82 Bitches! Wrote:
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> Blow me!!
Big deal, you stupid cunt. The TMOS thread is quickly approaching 1000 pages. This thread, nor any other thread here will ever get anywhere near that.
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> Blow me!!
Big deal, you stupid cunt. The TMOS thread is quickly approaching 1000 pages. This thread, nor any other thread here will ever get anywhere near that.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:07AM
Mike O’daddy Wrote:
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> Page 82 Bitches! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blow me!!
>
>
> Big deal, you stupid cunt. The TMOS thread is
> quickly approaching 1000 pages. This thread, nor
> any other thread here will ever get anywhere near
> that.
That thread is nothing more than a 906 page pile of shit.
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> Page 82 Bitches! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blow me!!
>
>
> Big deal, you stupid cunt. The TMOS thread is
> quickly approaching 1000 pages. This thread, nor
> any other thread here will ever get anywhere near
> that.
That thread is nothing more than a 906 page pile of shit.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 08, 2018 03:48AM
Transfer to prison Wrote:
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> When/if Lizzie is transferred to prison, she will
> enjoy benefits such as internet access and
> conjugal visits. TJ is hoping to get a time slot
> ahead of eesh and Chris Tator Tots.
No internet in the penitentiary, and her conjugal needs are satisfied with a broom handle.
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> When/if Lizzie is transferred to prison, she will
> enjoy benefits such as internet access and
> conjugal visits. TJ is hoping to get a time slot
> ahead of eesh and Chris Tator Tots.
No internet in the penitentiary, and her conjugal needs are satisfied with a broom handle.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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conjugal visits
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Date: April 08, 2018 12:44PM
Can you imagine the hilarity if Lizzie was eligible for conjugal visits? William would be chomping at the bit and Lizzie would no doubt lead him on with no intention of ever following through. It would be absolutely hilarious to watch Sharon Moreno drive her autistic pedo son William to Fluvanna Prison on the pretense of getting laid by the same bipolar negro chimp who clocked him over the head with his own art work. Upon arrival at the prison, imagine how Sharon and William would sit waiting patiently all day for Lizzie to show up in the visiting area. Eventually the mother-son pair would be escorted out at the end of the day and then depart dejected and frustrated. Perhaps Sharon and William would swing by Richmond to take out their frustrations by vandalizing eesh's mother's grave site, or trespassing in eesh's backyard again.
Of course Lizzie has needs and she would not allow her conjugal visits to go unused. Eesh, Tator, and TJ would be at the top of her list of conjugal visit requests -- right after Katie. Perhaps several of them could carpool to whatever prison Lizzie ends up in for a day of frolic between the sheets. ...Assuming Tator Tots uses sheets.
Of course Lizzie has needs and she would not allow her conjugal visits to go unused. Eesh, Tator, and TJ would be at the top of her list of conjugal visit requests -- right after Katie. Perhaps several of them could carpool to whatever prison Lizzie ends up in for a day of frolic between the sheets. ...Assuming Tator Tots uses sheets.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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eesh
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Date: April 08, 2018 01:12PM
My Instacart driver showed up a little while ago. She was very nice, but reminded me of Monique. I don't think I will ever be able to see an African-American lesbian again without thinking of our Mo'.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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internet access
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Date: April 08, 2018 01:45PM
Apparently some prisons in the US do allow the inmates to have Internet access. There is also the possibility she could get access illegally. Not sure why she hasn't been posting here illegally....
https://www.ranker.com/list/prison-internet-facts/katia-kleyman
https://www.ranker.com/list/prison-internet-facts/katia-kleyman
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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fucking TMOS thread. LOL!
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:05PM
peep Wrote:
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>
>
> That thread is nothing more than a 906 page pile
> of shit.
Boasting about TMOS's 900 pages is like claiming Taco Bell is better than Dean and De Luca because after all TB gets more customers.
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>
>
> That thread is nothing more than a 906 page pile
> of shit.
Boasting about TMOS's 900 pages is like claiming Taco Bell is better than Dean and De Luca because after all TB gets more customers.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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less customers
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:10PM
It's not even a matter of "more customers". The MOM Show thread just one or two, max of three people talking to themselves. Similar to how Miz used to post to himself continuously all night.
What puzzles me is that if Mike O'Meara has a website, why doesn't he just set up a forum or chat on his own site? Why bother us here about some stupid defunct radio show that no one except those 2-3 people cares about?
What puzzles me is that if Mike O'Meara has a website, why doesn't he just set up a forum or chat on his own site? Why bother us here about some stupid defunct radio show that no one except those 2-3 people cares about?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Mike OMeara website
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:12PM
They told peeksa to get lost and never come back. So here he is.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
they are lost
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:14PM
Mike OMeara website Wrote:
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> They told peeksa to get lost and never come back.
> So here he is.
It would not surprise me at all if "peeksa" is Mike O'Meara himself. Maybe he is here trying to drum up interest in a restart of his show.
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> They told peeksa to get lost and never come back.
> So here he is.
It would not surprise me at all if "peeksa" is Mike O'Meara himself. Maybe he is here trying to drum up interest in a restart of his show.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
over my dead body
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:21PM
they are lost Wrote:
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>
>
> It would not surprise me at all if "peeksa" is
> Mike O'Meara himself. Maybe he is here trying to
> drum up interest in a restart of his show.
TMOS was a dreadful show and must never be allowed to come back. In fact, if it did ever come back, I would hunt down and kill every person who listened to it.
Now, I wish lizzie could host a radio show. From jail. She could call it 'Jail Jive'.
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>
>
> It would not surprise me at all if "peeksa" is
> Mike O'Meara himself. Maybe he is here trying to
> drum up interest in a restart of his show.
TMOS was a dreadful show and must never be allowed to come back. In fact, if it did ever come back, I would hunt down and kill every person who listened to it.
Now, I wish lizzie could host a radio show. From jail. She could call it 'Jail Jive'.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Boo! Let's fuck with tootguy!
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Date: April 08, 2018 03:25PM
Boo! I am a ghost!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootquy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:04PM
Boo! Stop talking about us!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:25PM
Boo! I am the real tootguy!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootquy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:29PM
Boo! 'Tootguy' is an imposter! I am the Real McCoy.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:30PM
Boo! I am the original! There is no other tootguy than tootguy himself, and I am tootguy!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Boo! Begone false tootguy!
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:32PM
I am the real tootguy! Miz stabbed me!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:34PM
Boo! Impersonation is against the rules here on Fairfax Underground! Piss off, imposter!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Boo! So is stalking!
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:35PM
Quit stalking me! Boo!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:37PM
Boo! You can't arrest a ghost!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootquy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:39PM
Boo! It is the real tootguy again, and I have locked the imposters name!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:41PM
Boo! It is true! The 'tootquy' name belongs to me now!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
T00TGUY
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Date: April 08, 2018 04:45PM
Boo! Just keep this shit up, and see where it gets you! Boo!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Art school dropout
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Date: April 08, 2018 11:41PM
More William Moreno/Frank Krow drawings.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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EESH IS A DUMBASS FAGGOT
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Date: April 09, 2018 02:33AM
eesh Wrote:
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> My Instacart driver showed up a little while ago.
> She was very nice, but reminded me of Monique. I
> don't think I will ever be able to see an
> African-American lesbian again without thinking of
> our Mo'.
WOW YOUR SO POOR YOU CANT AFFORD GAS MONEY LMFAO
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> My Instacart driver showed up a little while ago.
> She was very nice, but reminded me of Monique. I
> don't think I will ever be able to see an
> African-American lesbian again without thinking of
> our Mo'.
WOW YOUR SO POOR YOU CANT AFFORD GAS MONEY LMFAO
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I KILL TMOS THREADS WITH GORE
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Date: April 09, 2018 02:36AM
over my dead body Wrote:
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> they are lost Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > It would not surprise me at all if "peeksa" is
> > Mike O'Meara himself. Maybe he is here trying
> to
> > drum up interest in a restart of his show.
>
> TMOS was a dreadful show and must never be allowed
> to come back. In fact, if it did ever come back, I
> would hunt down and kill every person who listened
> to it.
>
> Now, I wish lizzie could host a radio show. From
> jail. She could call it 'Jail Jive'.
WHY DO YOU THINK IVE BEEN KILLING THAT THREAD WITH SHIT AND GORE I WANT THEM GONE AND CARY IS A USELESS FUCK FOR ALLOWING THAT THREAD TO GROW
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> they are lost Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > It would not surprise me at all if "peeksa" is
> > Mike O'Meara himself. Maybe he is here trying
> to
> > drum up interest in a restart of his show.
>
> TMOS was a dreadful show and must never be allowed
> to come back. In fact, if it did ever come back, I
> would hunt down and kill every person who listened
> to it.
>
> Now, I wish lizzie could host a radio show. From
> jail. She could call it 'Jail Jive'.
WHY DO YOU THINK IVE BEEN KILLING THAT THREAD WITH SHIT AND GORE I WANT THEM GONE AND CARY IS A USELESS FUCK FOR ALLOWING THAT THREAD TO GROW
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Monday in jail...
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Date: April 09, 2018 04:07PM
I wonder if weekdays are any different than the weekend in jail, or if every day is pretty much the same for lizzie.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 09, 2018 07:16PM
Monday in jail... Wrote:
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> I wonder if weekdays are any different than the
> weekend in jail, or if every day is pretty much
> the same for lizzie.
Even on the outside, every day was the same for her, everything is a blur.
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> I wonder if weekdays are any different than the
> weekend in jail, or if every day is pretty much
> the same for lizzie.
Even on the outside, every day was the same for her, everything is a blur.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 07:27PM
Monday in jail... Wrote:
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> I wonder if weekdays are any different than the
> weekend in jail, or if every day is pretty much
> the same for lizzie.
This is Monique's Weekday and Weekend Schedule.
8:00AM: Inmates will wake up, Fold sheets, do hygene, await release to floor
9:00AM: Inmates will go to Mess Hall for Breakfast
9:30AM: Return to cell until further order
11:00AM: Inmates will go to gym for 1 hour of rec
12:00PM: Inmates will return to cells until lunch
12:45PM: Lunch
1:15PM: Inmates will return to cell until further order
2:15PM: Inmates will recieve expired milk in cardboard carton and a rotten banana for snack
3:00PM: Inmates will be released to floor for letter writing and phone calls
4:00PM: Inmates will return to cell until further order
4:30PM: Inmates will take showers
5:00PM: Inmates will go to mess hall for dinner
5:30PM: Inmates will report to cells for evening lockdown
=SCHEDULE REPEATS AT 8:00AM NEXT DAY=
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> I wonder if weekdays are any different than the
> weekend in jail, or if every day is pretty much
> the same for lizzie.
This is Monique's Weekday and Weekend Schedule.
8:00AM: Inmates will wake up, Fold sheets, do hygene, await release to floor
9:00AM: Inmates will go to Mess Hall for Breakfast
9:30AM: Return to cell until further order
11:00AM: Inmates will go to gym for 1 hour of rec
12:00PM: Inmates will return to cells until lunch
12:45PM: Lunch
1:15PM: Inmates will return to cell until further order
2:15PM: Inmates will recieve expired milk in cardboard carton and a rotten banana for snack
3:00PM: Inmates will be released to floor for letter writing and phone calls
4:00PM: Inmates will return to cell until further order
4:30PM: Inmates will take showers
5:00PM: Inmates will go to mess hall for dinner
5:30PM: Inmates will report to cells for evening lockdown
=SCHEDULE REPEATS AT 8:00AM NEXT DAY=
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, when she goes to prison
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Date: April 09, 2018 07:30PM
I hope they can give her some sort of job to do. I believe lizzie needs a routine that includes doing something vaguely useful. She's been sitting on her ass for 18 months! Which is the norm for her anyhow, but still not very uplifting.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 07:32PM
I don't even know if Fluvanna is still planning on taking her or not. Monique is already used to the routine at Fairfax ADC, so they might as well just leave her there until her release date.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie's real schedule
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Date: April 09, 2018 07:37PM
4:00 AM Wake up call
6:00 AM Oatmeal for breakfast
7:00 AM Back to cell for nap
10:00 AM Write letter to miz requesting canteen funds.
10:30 AM Balogna sandwich for lunch. Flirt with myeesha
12:00 PM Outdoor recreation. See myeesha flirting with another girl
12:10 PM Attack myeesha
12:20 PM Locked in solitary
3:30 PM Meeting with jail administrator. Agree to leave myeesha alone. Final warning.
4:30 PM Balogna sandwich for dinner
4:35 PM See myeesha flirting with the other girl
4:36 PM Hit myeesha over head with plastic dinner tray
4:50 PM Locked in solitary. Lizzie’s day is over.
6:00 AM Oatmeal for breakfast
7:00 AM Back to cell for nap
10:00 AM Write letter to miz requesting canteen funds.
10:30 AM Balogna sandwich for lunch. Flirt with myeesha
12:00 PM Outdoor recreation. See myeesha flirting with another girl
12:10 PM Attack myeesha
12:20 PM Locked in solitary
3:30 PM Meeting with jail administrator. Agree to leave myeesha alone. Final warning.
4:30 PM Balogna sandwich for dinner
4:35 PM See myeesha flirting with the other girl
4:36 PM Hit myeesha over head with plastic dinner tray
4:50 PM Locked in solitary. Lizzie’s day is over.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 09:08PM
LOL She's actually in adseg, so her schedule is probably more like 23 hours in the cell, and 59 minutes of rec sometime in the day. Her meals are delivered to her in her cell. She has developed quite a taste for nutriloaf.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
adseg?
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Date: April 09, 2018 09:25PM
I assume that means administrative segregation?
So she wasn't playing well with others I take it. How TF did she become a trustee?
I guess time off for good behavior isn't in the cards, which isn't really a big deal, as she never really had a life on the outside...
So she wasn't playing well with others I take it. How TF did she become a trustee?
I guess time off for good behavior isn't in the cards, which isn't really a big deal, as she never really had a life on the outside...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 09:28PM
adseg? Wrote:
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> I assume that means administrative segregation?
>
> So she wasn't playing well with others I take it.
> How TF did she become a trustee?
> I guess time off for good behavior isn't in the
> cards, which isn't really a big deal, as she never
> really had a life on the outside...
Yes, this is correct. She has been in administrative segregation since her spat with Myeesha. She is miserable in there.
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> I assume that means administrative segregation?
>
> So she wasn't playing well with others I take it.
> How TF did she become a trustee?
> I guess time off for good behavior isn't in the
> cards, which isn't really a big deal, as she never
> really had a life on the outside...
Yes, this is correct. She has been in administrative segregation since her spat with Myeesha. She is miserable in there.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, that's too bad.
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Date: April 09, 2018 09:41PM
Because, solitary is really the best thing for lizzie whether she likes it or not. She is simly incapable of interacting with other humans in anything approaching a civilized manner.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie say hi to Josh
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Date: April 09, 2018 10:36PM
He will soon be joining you in the clink.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 09, 2018 10:40PM
lizzie say hi to Josh Wrote:
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> He will soon be joining you in the clink.
Josh's charges are in Loudoun, not Fairfax.
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> He will soon be joining you in the clink.
Josh's charges are in Loudoun, not Fairfax.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, that's OK
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Date: April 09, 2018 10:46PM
He can stay in the same cell as miz, who by my estimate is long overdue for some sort of chimpout. I can see his brother or sister beating the shit out of him (with good reason) and miz grabbing a knife, just as he did with tootguy/tootghost.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:24PM
I'm curious as to whether or not Tom knows that Michael is still using the internet that Tom is paying for to continue acting like a 12 year old. No wonder he got a dishonorable discharge from the army. LOL
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh was kicked out of army?
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:31PM
That is not true.
I do wonder what eesh's father would think of all the BBC pics eesh keeps obsessively posting.
I do wonder what eesh's father would think of all the BBC pics eesh keeps obsessively posting.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:33PM
I guess I'll be giving Tom another call. He will probably cut off Michelle's WiFi again. LMAO
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I called eesh's father once...
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:35PM
As soon as I mentioned knowing eesh from FFU, he snarled some sort of semi-coherent obscenity at me, and slammed down the phone. He hates this forum!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:38PM
Yeah, Michael has been shunned by the rest of the Basls for all of the embarrassment he has caused for the entire family. He is no longer allowed to attend holiday dinners, family reunions, or pretty much anything else involving the rest of his family. I really can't blame them, though...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
STAARBAN
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:47PM
peep Wrote:
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> Yeah, Michael has been shunned by the rest of the
> Basls for all of the embarrassment he has caused
> for the entire family. He is no longer allowed to
> attend holiday dinners, family reunions, or pretty
> much anything else involving the rest of his
> family. I really can't blame them, though...
WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO GET KICKED OUTTA THE ARMY ANYWAY
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> Yeah, Michael has been shunned by the rest of the
> Basls for all of the embarrassment he has caused
> for the entire family. He is no longer allowed to
> attend holiday dinners, family reunions, or pretty
> much anything else involving the rest of his
> family. I really can't blame them, though...
WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO GET KICKED OUTTA THE ARMY ANYWAY
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Shitbag
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Date: April 10, 2018 12:51AM
STAARBAN Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, Michael has been shunned by the rest of
> the
> > Basls for all of the embarrassment he has
> caused
> > for the entire family. He is no longer allowed
> to
> > attend holiday dinners, family reunions, or
> pretty
> > much anything else involving the rest of his
> > family. I really can't blame them, though...
>
>
> WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO GET KICKED OUTTA THE
> ARMY ANYWAY
How did you become such a fat and stupid fucking moron?
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> peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, Michael has been shunned by the rest of
> the
> > Basls for all of the embarrassment he has
> caused
> > for the entire family. He is no longer allowed
> to
> > attend holiday dinners, family reunions, or
> pretty
> > much anything else involving the rest of his
> > family. I really can't blame them, though...
>
>
> WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO GET KICKED OUTTA THE
> ARMY ANYWAY
How did you become such a fat and stupid fucking moron?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
posted BBC pics in the barracks
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Date: April 10, 2018 01:13AM
Sergeant told him three times to knock it the fuck off.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
myeesha
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Date: April 10, 2018 09:16AM
Hi everybody! My name is myeesha, and I would like to apply for the position of FFU chimp. I will be leaving jail soon and seeking gainful occupation, and understand that your needs in this regard are not being fulfilled.
My qualifications are that I am of similar status to the former occupant in that role, however am younger and much more attractive. I am just as entertaining as the person whom I would be replacing, and will have served adequate time in jail to bring the benefit of that experience.
I appreciate your attention in this matter and look forward to hearing from you!
Kind regards,
Myeesha
My qualifications are that I am of similar status to the former occupant in that role, however am younger and much more attractive. I am just as entertaining as the person whom I would be replacing, and will have served adequate time in jail to bring the benefit of that experience.
I appreciate your attention in this matter and look forward to hearing from you!
Kind regards,
Myeesha
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
our daily gif
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Date: April 10, 2018 09:20AM
Catching up, been away from this thread for a minute!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tomorrow = 19 month anniversary
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Date: April 10, 2018 10:18AM
Seems like just yesterday lizzie was posting about defecation opportunities in the vicinity of LMB's grave.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
miz's art show
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Date: April 10, 2018 02:46PM
Miz will be accompanied by his attorneys, brief cases in hand, and they will immediately file suit against any person disrupting the exhibition.
You have been fairly warned.
You have been fairly warned.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
miz's art show
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Date: April 10, 2018 02:46PM
Miz will be accompanied by his attorneys, brief cases in hand, and they will immediately file suit against any person disrupting the exhibition.
You have been fairly warned.
You have been fairly warned.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
trump bump
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Date: April 10, 2018 06:53PM
Too many freakin' posts about trump....
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
this thread has it all
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Date: April 10, 2018 08:26PM
Miz Eesh Peep Lizzie Cary Weidemann TJ Sadler Michael Basl Leiser Law Firm David Trinnes Libs Trumptards Trump Cuck pedo pybyr nigger nog whitey beaner spic Muzzie Jew leftist
Well, not much in the way of politics, Jews, or beaners, but pretty much everything else.
Well, not much in the way of politics, Jews, or beaners, but pretty much everything else.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
miz's drawings are horrid
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Date: April 10, 2018 09:43PM
Art school dropout Wrote:
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> More William Moreno/Frank Krow drawings.
Why didn't his parents put a stop to this shit years ago?
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> More William Moreno/Frank Krow drawings.
Why didn't his parents put a stop to this shit years ago?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 11, 2018 02:38PM
miz's drawings are horrid Wrote:
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> Why didn't his parents put a stop to this shit
> years ago?
Because it's just his harmless "dark humor." LOL
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> Why didn't his parents put a stop to this shit
> years ago?
Because it's just his harmless "dark humor." LOL
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
MyEESHa is coming...
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Date: April 11, 2018 02:44PM
.....she be dark and hates someones "humor".
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Good question
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Date: April 11, 2018 03:05PM
miz's drawings are horrid Wrote:
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> Art school dropout Wrote:
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> > More William Moreno/Frank Krow drawings.
>
>
> Why didn't his parents put a stop to this shit
> years ago?
That is an excellent question.
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> Art school dropout Wrote:
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> > More William Moreno/Frank Krow drawings.
>
>
> Why didn't his parents put a stop to this shit
> years ago?
That is an excellent question.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
myeesha and dark humor.....
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Date: April 11, 2018 05:01PM
MyEESHa is coming... Wrote:
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> .....she be dark and hates someones "humor".
She may hook up with miz, just to piss off lizzie. Or better yet, she hooks up with katie...
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> .....she be dark and hates someones "humor".
She may hook up with miz, just to piss off lizzie. Or better yet, she hooks up with katie...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 11, 2018 05:36PM
Monique's release date has still not been updated by the DOC. However, Myeesha is being released in late June.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, invite her here!
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Date: April 11, 2018 06:11PM
might be nice to have a pet chimp who is actually good looking...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie's ferrets
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Date: April 11, 2018 09:28PM
Did miz really kill them, or did he give them to megan?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 11, 2018 09:40PM
Giving them to Megan would be far worse than killing them.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
that's probably true
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Date: April 11, 2018 10:03PM
However, I don't imagine lizzie will be happy that he killed them.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy kicked miz's ass
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Date: April 11, 2018 10:32PM
Tootguy was kicking the shit out of miz which is why miz took a knife to him.
The only thing I don't know is what the fight was about, but I think it was either over his continued courtship of lizzie, or chores.
The only thing I don't know is what the fight was about, but I think it was either over his continued courtship of lizzie, or chores.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 12, 2018 12:08AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2018 12:13AM by eesh.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
one Africa unite?
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Date: April 12, 2018 12:24AM
lizzie couldn't even unite with myeesha!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
FFU trump voters
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Date: April 12, 2018 05:34PM
lizzie, miz, sharon, tootguy, Meade......
Is America great for them yet?
Is America great for them yet?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 12, 2018 06:35PM
Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I'll have fries with that
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Date: April 12, 2018 06:38PM
FFU trump voters Wrote:
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> lizzie, miz, sharon, tootguy, Meade......
>
> Is America great for them yet?
It may not be great for tootguy, but I he is in a far better place.
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> lizzie, miz, sharon, tootguy, Meade......
>
> Is America great for them yet?
It may not be great for tootguy, but I he is in a far better place.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Things are looking up for Meade
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Date: April 12, 2018 09:35PM
I'll have fries with that Wrote:
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> FFU trump voters Wrote:
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> > lizzie, miz, sharon, tootguy, Meade......
> >
> > Is America great for them yet?
>
>
> It may not be great for tootguy, but I he is in a
> far better place.
A new job as a dancing cow, some welfare from the government, a new camera....
And things may get better for lizzie - her life really spiraled out of control during Obama's reign.
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> FFU trump voters Wrote:
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> > lizzie, miz, sharon, tootguy, Meade......
> >
> > Is America great for them yet?
>
>
> It may not be great for tootguy, but I he is in a
> far better place.
A new job as a dancing cow, some welfare from the government, a new camera....
And things may get better for lizzie - her life really spiraled out of control during Obama's reign.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
that is not myeesha
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Date: April 13, 2018 12:20AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
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>
> .
I wonder which of the two, lizzie or myeesha, won the fight.
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> Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
>
>
> .
I wonder which of the two, lizzie or myeesha, won the fight.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
X-woman
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Date: April 13, 2018 12:24AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
>
>
> .
Is that her? It looks like storm.
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> Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
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>
> .
Is that her? It looks like storm.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
that is not myeesha
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Date: April 13, 2018 12:31AM
myeesha actually looks normal - somebody posted a link to her facebook page.
She's probably too normal to be involved in this forum, although she scores points for the chimpout that got her imprisoned, and for kicking lizzie's ass.
She's probably too normal to be involved in this forum, although she scores points for the chimpout that got her imprisoned, and for kicking lizzie's ass.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 13, 2018 12:47AM
On Saturday I'm going to post the actual criminal complaint with Myeesha's statement about the incident. You all now have something to look forward to.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
is it amusing?
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Date: April 13, 2018 12:55AM
Does it involve any poo being flung?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 13, 2018 12:59AM
is it amusing? Wrote:
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> Does it involve any poo being flung?
LOL It doesn't say anything about it in the complaint, but I imagine Monique started the fight by flinging poo at Myeesha. Then Myeesha flung poo back at our little MO. Well, that's when shit got real. Hahaha
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> Does it involve any poo being flung?
LOL It doesn't say anything about it in the complaint, but I imagine Monique started the fight by flinging poo at Myeesha. Then Myeesha flung poo back at our little MO. Well, that's when shit got real. Hahaha
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
is katie in jail?
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Date: April 13, 2018 01:09AM
Because if she was at the time, then I can already tell you what the fight was about.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
weekend at the ADC!
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Date: April 13, 2018 02:42PM
Due to overpopulation at Loudon facility, Josh will soon be joining lizzie!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
poo-flinging....
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Date: April 13, 2018 06:53PM
peep Wrote:
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> is it amusing? Wrote:
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> > Does it involve any poo being flung?
>
>
> LOL It doesn't say anything about it in the
> complaint, but I imagine Monique started the fight
> by flinging poo at Myeesha. Then Myeesha flung poo
> back at our little MO. Well, that's when shit got
> real. Hahaha
I wonder if poo-flinging was the reason for lizzie's short visit to the mental hospital.
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> is it amusing? Wrote:
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> > Does it involve any poo being flung?
>
>
> LOL It doesn't say anything about it in the
> complaint, but I imagine Monique started the fight
> by flinging poo at Myeesha. Then Myeesha flung poo
> back at our little MO. Well, that's when shit got
> real. Hahaha
I wonder if poo-flinging was the reason for lizzie's short visit to the mental hospital.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Doesn't fucking matter
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Date: April 13, 2018 08:33PM
that is not myeesha Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
> >
> >
> > .
>
>
> I wonder which of the two, lizzie or myeesha, won
> the fight.
All I know is that we are the real winners of the fight.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Let's pretend that this is Myeesha.
> >
> >
> > .
>
>
> I wonder which of the two, lizzie or myeesha, won
> the fight.
All I know is that we are the real winners of the fight.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 13, 2018 08:45PM
Doesn't fucking matter Wrote:
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> All I know is that we are the real winners of the
> fight.
First of all, what "fight" are you talking about? Second of all, who is "we"?
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> All I know is that we are the real winners of the
> fight.
First of all, what "fight" are you talking about? Second of all, who is "we"?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I think he means....
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Date: April 13, 2018 09:24PM
That when lizzie and myeesha fight, neither is really a winner, but the rest of us are winners because we get some cheap morbid amusement out of it at no expense to anyone but lizzie.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 14, 2018 01:33AM
I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today. For those who don't know who she is, she's a convict who killed a 15 year old girl and told her she'd see the victim in hell before killing her. Monique and Venus are both in Ad-Seg and have become fast friends. Venus was even kind enough to allow Monique to use her IC Solutions account with credits on it to call me on multiple occasions. Venus wanted to talk to me for some reason today, though. I'm not going to get into all what we talked about, but she seemed like a very nice young lady. I hope the courts go easy on her.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
kljarhj'ere
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Date: April 14, 2018 08:37AM
peep Wrote:
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today.
It's a shame we can't hang the bitch. Instead we need to keep her in a cage for the rest of her life, supporting her with food and medical.
If we're lucky someone will kill her while incarcerated.
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today.
It's a shame we can't hang the bitch. Instead we need to keep her in a cage for the rest of her life, supporting her with food and medical.
If we're lucky someone will kill her while incarcerated.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep's bizarre fantasy world
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Date: April 14, 2018 01:01PM
peep Wrote:
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today.......
You did not. And why TF would you want to talk to some teenage criminal greaser anyway?
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today.......
You did not. And why TF would you want to talk to some teenage criminal greaser anyway?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
wants to marry you
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Date: April 14, 2018 02:34PM
peep Wrote:
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today. ...
> Venus wanted to talk to me for some reason today,
> ...
so she doesn't get deported
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today. ...
> Venus wanted to talk to me for some reason today,
> ...
so she doesn't get deported
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Vile thuggery
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Date: April 14, 2018 07:30PM
peep Wrote:
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today. For those
> who don't know who she is, she's a convict who
> killed a 15 year old girl and told her she'd see
> the victim in hell before killing her. Monique and
> Venus are both in Ad-Seg and have become fast
> friends. Venus was even kind enough to allow
> Monique to use her IC Solutions account with
> credits on it to call me on multiple occasions.
> Venus wanted to talk to me for some reason today,
> though. I'm not going to get into all what we
> talked about, but she seemed like a very nice
> young lady. I hope the courts go easy on her.
This is bullshit. That whore needed a translator throughout her trail. So glad to know you sympathize with gangs.
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> I talked to Venus Romero Iraheta today. For those
> who don't know who she is, she's a convict who
> killed a 15 year old girl and told her she'd see
> the victim in hell before killing her. Monique and
> Venus are both in Ad-Seg and have become fast
> friends. Venus was even kind enough to allow
> Monique to use her IC Solutions account with
> credits on it to call me on multiple occasions.
> Venus wanted to talk to me for some reason today,
> though. I'm not going to get into all what we
> talked about, but she seemed like a very nice
> young lady. I hope the courts go easy on her.
This is bullshit. That whore needed a translator throughout her trail. So glad to know you sympathize with gangs.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
maybe peep speak Spanish
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Date: April 14, 2018 07:47PM
He's a very studious young man - probably Ive-League bound.
As to Venus - I suspect lizzie will back up peep's little story. You just know she's going to boast about all the criminal contacts she has made in jail. She needs somebody with a little more cred than that fat pedo tator.
As to Venus - I suspect lizzie will back up peep's little story. You just know she's going to boast about all the criminal contacts she has made in jail. She needs somebody with a little more cred than that fat pedo tator.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
this thread needs it, too
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Date: April 15, 2018 01:01AM
Naughty monquie!
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
myeesha
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Date: April 15, 2018 02:12PM
Oh, Lizzie??????????
Come and get your monkey ass kicked!
Come and get your monkey ass kicked!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie, you are fired.
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Date: April 15, 2018 06:05PM
After an arduous search, we have found a new official FFU monkey.
Myeesha simply has a better sense of style, she is much more attractive, and finally she does not fling poo.
Myeesha simply has a better sense of style, she is much more attractive, and finally she does not fling poo.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
we need myeesha's nudez
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Date: April 16, 2018 12:29AM
Now.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie bit myeesha LOL!
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Date: April 16, 2018 01:59PM
Wish I could have watched that fight go down.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Cause of the lizzie-myeesha spat
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Date: April 16, 2018 08:52PM
myeesha is very attractive, and quite naturally lizzie was enraptured; a young dark skinned girl like herself, with a lightning temper just like lizzie's.
She made several overtures to myeesha, but was rebuffed.
This was traumatic - lizzie really felt entilted to be this young woman's mentor, and never since katie had anybody rejected her. Even katie had maintained a relationship with lizzie for a while before thinking better of it. But myeesha simply wasn't even interested in giving it a go.
When lizzie demanded to know the reason for myeesha's disinterest, myeesha flat out told lizzie that she preferred somebody good-looking like herself, and that lizzie simply was not up to her physical or social standards.
The blow to lizzie's self esteem, along with the realization that myeesha would remain forever out of her league, was too much to bear, and lizzie snapped.
She made several overtures to myeesha, but was rebuffed.
This was traumatic - lizzie really felt entilted to be this young woman's mentor, and never since katie had anybody rejected her. Even katie had maintained a relationship with lizzie for a while before thinking better of it. But myeesha simply wasn't even interested in giving it a go.
When lizzie demanded to know the reason for myeesha's disinterest, myeesha flat out told lizzie that she preferred somebody good-looking like herself, and that lizzie simply was not up to her physical or social standards.
The blow to lizzie's self esteem, along with the realization that myeesha would remain forever out of her league, was too much to bear, and lizzie snapped.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
falling off page 1.......
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Date: April 17, 2018 08:44PM
Is lizzie slipping off into distant FFU history, soon to be forgotten?
This forum was such an important part of her life - in fact it was her life - I feel like a part of her is dying....
This forum was such an important part of her life - in fact it was her life - I feel like a part of her is dying....
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
guess what's next
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Date: April 17, 2018 10:23PM
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