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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TheGoodman ()
Date: May 15, 2018 04:05PM

FFXU 1

Phil Leiser 0

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Phil can still win ()
Date: May 15, 2018 05:42PM

Or at least keep a roof over his head he merely has to glean enough cash out of miz.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is mo celebrating Ramadan? ()
Date: May 15, 2018 08:00PM

I imagine she has converted to Islam by now.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 15, 2018 08:06PM

is mo celebrating Ramadan? Wrote:
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> I imagine she has converted to Islam by now.



Islam doesn't want her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: there you are wrong eesh ()
Date: May 15, 2018 08:35PM

The fastest growing Islamic population in the US is disenfranchised blacks in our prison system. Granted lizzie isn't really disenfranchised but rather just unstable and a little slow, but same idea....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: May 15, 2018 09:15PM

Mike O'Meara: fat, dumb and stupid.

Another lame-ass interview today with a 3rd rate guest.

And the slob Mike O'Meara can't resist (again) interjecting his illogical and irrelevant political comments. I thought Oscar was brilliant in scheming to gag the idiot, but apparently you can't fix fat, dumb, and stupid.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well of course he sucked ()
Date: May 15, 2018 10:30PM

The show was cancelled ten fucking years ago!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: one nice thing ()
Date: May 15, 2018 11:55PM

With peep banished form the internet, he has lots of time to write letters to lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: US has no values any more ()
Date: May 16, 2018 11:46AM

Nobody gives a shit about eeshlizmizmeg any more. It's like the folks at FFU have forsaken their entire heritage.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Early 80s ()
Date: May 16, 2018 08:00PM

No wonder William is so fucking fat, his worthless parents fed him chocolate before he could even walk.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: still, it's nice they're smiling ()
Date: May 16, 2018 08:31PM

in more recent pics with william, nobody is smiling......

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun. ()
Date: May 16, 2018 08:49PM

still, it's nice they're smiling Wrote:
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> in more recent pics with william, nobody is
> smiling......


Gee, I wonder why that is.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: What happened? ()
Date: May 16, 2018 08:57PM

Sharon looks happy in that picture, why (or how) did she turn into such a miserable hate filled bitch?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well, those were happier times.. ()
Date: May 16, 2018 09:33PM

There was still the possibility miz might grow up to be an engineer, a musician like his father, a school teacher, a writer, a doctor, anything.

Fast forward two decade, and miz was still living there, his hygiene and eating habits were about the same as in that pic, and it was clear he had become nothing but an indolent, neurotic, pain in the ass.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: man with many inches to his dick ()
Date: May 16, 2018 10:10PM

What happened? Wrote:
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> Sharon looks happy in that picture, why (or how)
> did she turn into such a miserable hate filled
> bitch?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: What a loser ()
Date: May 16, 2018 10:59PM

n6edd Wrote:
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>
>
> eesh will have likely graduated community college
> by then. Miz will have commit suicide and most of
> us will have forgotten about this cesspool.


Eesh will never finish community college, because that's how he gets money from the govt through his GI bill. He used to also lie and say he lived/studied in Nova, so he could get even more money, because rent is much more expensive than in Richmond (where he pays no rent, BTW). To sum it all up, eesh will never finish community college, because that's his only source of income other than hitting up his daddy for $12,000 a year, because he is too much of a lazy sack of shit to get a job.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: quit blaming FFU!!! ()
Date: May 16, 2018 10:59PM

Per the WaPo article, FFU has millions of users. Most have not had their lives ruined.

BTW, why does the morono household look like a dump in EVERY picture?

Finally, try to imagine that that is NOT chocolate cake in miz's hand, but rather poop, and the budding little artist is making a sculpture of lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stfu miz ()
Date: May 16, 2018 11:00PM

What a loser Wrote:
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>
>
> Eesh will never finish community college, because
> that's how he gets money from the govt through his
> GI bill. He used to also lie and say he
> lived/studied in Nova, so he could get even more
> money, because rent is much more expensive than in
> Richmond (where he pays no rent, BTW). To sum it
> all up, eesh will never finish community college,
> because that's his only source of income other
> than hitting up his daddy for $12,000 a year,
> because he is too much of a lazy sack of shit to
> get a job.


You're a bit of a burden on the taxpayer yourself, and at least eesh earned it with his service.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Eesh the government leech ()
Date: May 16, 2018 11:34PM

quit blaming FFU!!! Wrote:
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> Per the WaPo article, FFU has millions of users.
> Most have not had their lives ruined.
>
> BTW, why does the morono household look like a
> dump in EVERY picture?
>
> Finally, try to imagine that that is NOT chocolate
> cake in miz's hand, but rather poop, and the
> budding little artist is making a sculpture of
> lizzie.


Eesh will be 80 years old and taking the disabled bus from the Veterans home to his community college. When will the government finally catch on that he doesn't plan on ever graduating? Smh

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and the circle of life goes on ()
Date: May 16, 2018 11:43PM

Eesh the government leech Wrote:
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>
> Eesh will be 80 years old and taking the disabled
> bus from the Veterans home to his community
> college. When will the government finally catch on
> that he doesn't plan on ever graduating? Smh


And miz will be paying leiser's son $50,000/year in a vain attempt to get eesh's bus money.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: May 17, 2018 12:01AM

What a loser Wrote:
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> n6edd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > eesh will have likely graduated community
> college
> > by then. Miz will have commit suicide and most
> of
> > us will have forgotten about this cesspool.
>
>
> Eesh will never finish community college, because
> that's how he gets money from the govt through his
> GI bill. He used to also lie and say he
> lived/studied in Nova, so he could get even more
> money, because rent is much more expensive than in
> Richmond (where he pays no rent, BTW). To sum it
> all up, eesh will never finish community college,
> because that's his only source of income other
> than hitting up his daddy for $12,000 a year,
> because he is too much of a lazy sack of shit to
> get a job.

Hey Miz you worthless sack of shit, how about your insurance fraud and social security fraud. At least eesh is taking classes. All you will ever do is sit in your basement having anal sex with your mother and your felon child molester roommate.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 2 funny ()
Date: May 17, 2018 12:02AM

I am dressing as tootguy Wrote:
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> I'm wearing a sombrero, playing a trumpet, and
>


Add some '80s pedo glasses, a redskins band uniform and a little Shriner car/hat and you have yourself the funniest show on Earth... Lol

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Cosplay ()
Date: May 17, 2018 12:26AM

Won't someone dress up as Phillip Leiser at the comic convention?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'm too tall to be Phil ()
Date: May 17, 2018 01:30AM

And too skinny, too old, (and too smart), to be a convincin peep.

I'm either going to be Gerry, or that WSH LAX kid miz was pretending to be...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: thldp ()
Date: May 17, 2018 02:24AM

What a loser Wrote:
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> n6edd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > eesh will have likely graduated community
> college
> > by then. Miz will have commit suicide and most
> of
> > us will have forgotten about this cesspool.
>
>
> Eesh will never finish community college, because
> that's how he gets money from the govt through his
> GI bill. He used to also lie and say he
> lived/studied in Nova, so he could get even more
> money, because rent is much more expensive than in
> Richmond (where he pays no rent, BTW). To sum it
> all up, eesh will never finish community college,
> because that's his only source of income other
> than hitting up his daddy for $12,000 a year,
> because he is too much of a lazy sack of shit to
> get a job.


lol, looks like some stupid MS Paint meme seems to have triggered you into quoting a post from 2 days ago on the previous page launching you into a rage about eesh not getting a job and exploiting the GI Bill.

Who are you to talk shit about somebody for not getting a job? When's the last time you had a job other than being a professional litigant or working at porn shop?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: any childhood pics of lizzie? ()
Date: May 17, 2018 03:36AM

Lizzie hung out on FFU since it started in 2005, when she was just a teenybopper. It's kind of like we are her virtual parents. (We did a poor job raising her.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz, answer the question ()
Date: May 17, 2018 11:16AM

why does your house always look like a dump? Answer me.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz not logged in ()
Date: May 17, 2018 03:43PM

miz, answer the question Wrote:
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> why does your house always look like a dump?
> Answer me.

Tootguy was in charge of cleaning and upkeep. For some unknown reason, he wasn't able to keep up with it after I stabbed him.

Now that he's no longer here, there isn't anyone to do it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - vacuum the house! ()
Date: May 17, 2018 05:41PM

use lizzie's Dyson - she's not using it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: too funny ()
Date: May 17, 2018 06:12PM

miz - vacuum the house! Wrote:
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> use lizzie's Dyson - she's not using it.


Lol...i still remember the day I got her to take this pic with her mom's Dyson and make a "it's a Dyson nigga" meme..we could get her to do anything...LMAO
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: C'mon Now...Miz will... ()
Date: May 17, 2018 06:58PM

...get a mini chubby when he sees that pic...missing his stinky monkey.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: where'd mo steal the money? ()
Date: May 17, 2018 09:49PM

Or were those her earnings from Papa John's?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: now I know what happened on 9-11 ()
Date: May 18, 2018 12:56AM

miz made a PYBR on the living room floor of the apartment. lizzie vacuumed it up with her Dyson. miz threw a fit and chased her with a knife. lizzie clobbered him in pure self defense. lizzie was arrested because racism.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Phil met his match ()
Date: May 18, 2018 06:15PM

TheGoodman Wrote:
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> FFXU 1
>
> Phil Leiser 0


Once he antagonized the FFU crowd, he was doomed.

FFU > Team Miz

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: phil owes a lot of money ()
Date: May 19, 2018 12:47AM

Forgot the 5348.48 Wrote:
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> $21889.63+5348.48= $27,238.11


and he doesn't appreciate us talking about it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FFU Royal Wedding ()
Date: May 19, 2018 03:54PM

For many years, it was hoped that eesh and lizzie would settle down and get married.

There was even a brief, shining moment during which lizzie was fantasizing about getting knocked up by eesh; they were somehow going to eke out a living in Arizona of all places.

If such a wedding were to take place, would you attend?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: prison muslims get better food ()
Date: May 19, 2018 06:41PM

lizzie converted to Islam so she wouldn't have to eat any more baloney sandwiches.
Now she noshes on pita with hummous.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie and 'dented head' jokes ()
Date: May 19, 2018 09:46PM

lizze always hated the remarks about her supposedly-dented head. She loathed those, and seethed with secret anger at miz, whom she believed was actually behind most of them.

One day, the pressure got to be too much, and she decided it was time to dent HIS head.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Good ol'denthead ()
Date: May 20, 2018 02:37AM

lizzie and 'dented head' jokes Wrote:
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> lizze always hated the remarks about her
> supposedly-dented head. She loathed those, and
> seethed with secret anger at miz, whom she
> believed was actually behind most of them.
>
> One day, the pressure got to be too much, and she
> decided it was time to dent HIS head.


And to think I started it all with this pic and a simple question...lmao
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hahahaha ()
Date: May 20, 2018 09:40AM

Good ol'denthead Wrote:
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> lizzie and 'dented head' jokes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizze always hated the remarks about her
> > supposedly-dented head. She loathed those, and
> > seethed with secret anger at miz, whom she
> > believed was actually behind most of them.
> >
> > One day, the pressure got to be too much, and
> she
> > decided it was time to dent HIS head.
>
>
> And to think I started it all with this pic and a
> simple question...lmao



I remember Lizzie got so mad she tried to blackmail Cary into deleting all the dent head pics and when that didn’t work she crapflooded the site with the hopes that Cary would cave in...lol

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Doubly Offensive ()
Date: May 20, 2018 12:27PM

Monique has two offender ID's.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I hope lizzie likes this thread ()
Date: May 20, 2018 01:38PM

She'll come here when (if) she gets out and she'll want to read this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: when I google 'leiser law firm' ()
Date: May 20, 2018 06:09PM

When I do a google image search on the term 'leiser law firm' it brings up pics of, among other things, mo dressed as a police officer (LOL!), david sucking a dick, some naked guy lying on a beach, eesh hugging peep, sharon sitting on a coke bottle, myeesha, and an unflattering pic of a stereotypical jew. Is this what they mean by 'google fucking'? This can't be good for business!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz posted ()
Date: May 21, 2018 02:38PM

He is still on the LMB tangent.

How can he claim to be terrified of the stalking psychopath eesh when he keeps coming back and pulling eesh's tail?

I guess the denthead jokes set him off. Especially seeing as his head, too, is now dented.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 21, 2018 04:11PM

when I google 'leiser law firm' Wrote:
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> eesh hugging peep



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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: now now, eesh ()
Date: May 21, 2018 05:17PM

eesh Wrote:
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> when I google 'leiser law firm' Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh hugging peep
>
>
>
> -


You did appear quite affectionate toward pep in that one photo. Sorry things didn't work out better!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It was a threesome ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:02PM

Miz likes to post the photo of eesh and TJ while trying to ignore the fact there was obviously a third person present to hold the camera --- and that person was Monique who then switched off to pose herself with TJ. This may have been the day Monique administered oral sex on TJ in the Target bathroom.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: why does miz torment himself? ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:37PM

He must've hated the fact that lizzie was out having fun (and some low level conjugal relations) w/ eesh and peep, while he was left out. Does it give him a feeling that he's getting back at them by posting pics of the event?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: My PYBR! ()
Date: May 22, 2018 07:11PM

miz bump

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: BOAD Guy 999 ()
Date: May 22, 2018 07:31PM

Fuck you losers. TMOS will live here FOREVER. Long after this stupid thread. Keep trying though.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 22, 2018 10:23PM

How far our society has fallen...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hints of a six pack?!? ()
Date: May 22, 2018 10:57PM

Hints of a keg!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: will josh go to jail? ()
Date: May 23, 2018 01:22AM

He could end up in the same facility as lizzie!

It would be quite something if miz, meg, peep, josh, and lizzie were all at the same jail - visiting day would be a marathon for eesh! (Maybe phil could get locked up for something too.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Josh will not go to jail ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:04AM

Josh is being represented by David Trinnes, so expect an acquittal and lawsuits to clear Josh's good name.



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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Anonymous Abuser ()
Date: May 23, 2018 02:40PM

Josh will not go to jail Wrote:
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> Josh is being represented by David Trinnes, so
> expect an acquittal and lawsuits to clear Josh's
> good name.
>
>
>
> .


Untrue. His lawyer is William Mann and it was Josh who was driving because he also received a speeding ticket for 83 mph in a 35 mph zone.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: question about the mechanics ()
Date: May 23, 2018 04:57PM

Josh will not go to jail Wrote:
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> Josh is being represented by David Trinnes, so
> expect an acquittal and lawsuits to clear Josh's
> good name.
>
>
>
> .
Of Josh Price and David Trinnes, which one is the top and which is the bottom? In a hookup between a bisexual dude such as Josh and an all-out flaming faggot such as David, is the fag always the bottom?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 23, 2018 05:07PM

David is losing more hair I see, it looks like he has the type of baldness that Larry Fine of the Three Stooges had. It must be crushing for someone as narcissistic and vain as David to be losing his hair. I thought baldness is caused by excess testosterone, but David has about the same testosterone as Clay Aiken.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: David's suits ()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:39PM

I must say, when he was going through his fashion maven phase, David bought some very nice sport coats. Now that he has 'roided up, they surely don't fit.

What were David's dimensions prior to the body-building thing? I am ~6'1 and 175ish, and would love to buy some gently used clothes to add to my wardrobe, amd am sure that David could use some extra pocket money.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:45PM

He's slightly shorter than me, and has a small frame. Small hands, small feet, like he experienced a famine during his formative years.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: too small, then ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:43PM

but tell lizzie, if she trims back down in jail, she can have them when she gets out. mo would look snappy in that sport coat.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:54PM

too small, then Wrote:
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> but tell lizzie, if she trims back down in jail,
> she can have them when she gets out. mo would look
> snappy in that sport coat.




Agreed. She wears men's clothing very well, especially when she grows a mustache.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Not just well.... ()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> too small, then Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but tell lizzie, if she trims back down in
> jail,
> > she can have them when she gets out. mo would
> look
> > snappy in that sport coat.
>
>
>
>
> Agreed. She wears men's clothing very well,
> especially when she grows a mustache.


You might even say she looks 'resplenDENT'.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:52AM

Not just well.... Wrote:
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>
> You might even say she looks 'resplenDENT'.



It seems you are overconfiDENT in her appearance.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Boy howdy ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:03AM

eesh Wrote:
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> He's slightly shorter than me, and has a small
> frame. Small hands, small feet, like he
> experienced a famine during his formative years.

He's got those spaced out FAS eyes too, looking like an Irish immigrant right off a potato boat in 1850.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the reason is self-eviDENT ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:06AM

We must compliment lizzie, so she will be striDENTly confident when she emerges from jail where she is currently a resiDENT.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:19AM

the reason is self-eviDENT Wrote:
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> We must compliment lizzie, so she will be
> striDENTly confident when she emerges from jail
> where she is currently a resiDENT.


She once acciDENTally swallowed an uniDENTified roDENTicide.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: proviDENTially ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:23AM

lizzie has become more jurispruDENTially sophisticated due to her unpreceDENTed amount of time in court.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:34AM

I'm getting tired, and I'm waiting for the new episode of Colony to appear on iTunes.


Here's a challenge, find a way to use these words in a sentence:



despondent

stridently

codependent

transcendent

correspondents

unprecedentedly

irredenta

trident

ardently

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: you think you're tired? ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:36AM

lizzie gets up in three hours!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: josh to be buttraped in jail ()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:23PM

lizzie had been banging him with her dildo to get him used to it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: oh, all right ()
Date: May 24, 2018 09:32PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I'm getting tired, and I'm waiting for the new
> episode of Colony to appear on iTunes.
>
>
> Here's a challenge, find a way to use these words
> in a sentence:
>
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> despondent
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> stridently
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> codependent
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> transcendent
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> correspondents
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> unprecedentedly
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> irredenta
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> trident
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> ardently


When the despondent correspondents ardently and stridently demanded that Trump respond as to whether California was a codependent of the US and Mexico or simply an irredenta of Mexico, Trump unprecedentedly threatened them with a trident, which was a transcendent moment for all concerend.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2018 10:01PM

LOL


We should have a daily -dent challenge.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: challenges are good.... ()
Date: May 24, 2018 10:44PM

God knows, lizzie is challenged....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Story time ()
Date: May 24, 2018 11:19PM

When Monique was in high school, she told a teacher that she wished she could have a father grow from a tree.

The teacher replied, "Monique, fathers don't grow from trees."

Monique then said, "but I've seen it happen before."

The teacher answered, "That's not what was happening."

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I went to high school with her ()
Date: May 24, 2018 11:58PM

She slept through class usually. Got in a few fights in the hallway. Ate lunch by herself. Claimed bathing was bourgeois. (God knows where she learned that word - it certainly wasn't in class.) She tried to be a gang banger, but the blacks wouldn't accept her. During her senior year, she said she was going to be a police officer and arrest everyone in her graduating class. This was her aspiration. She was informally voted 'most likely to become a crack whore'. She vowed revenge against everybody who ever laughed at her. This made everyone laugh even more. I emptied a fire extinguisher into her locker once.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's childhood ()
Date: May 25, 2018 10:10AM

We have discussed lizie's current situation at length; what we have not done is consider lizzie's childhood - her misbegotten beginnings; how she turned out the way she is. I think I am going to try to tell the story of mo's life. Particularly, I would like to cover mo's life prior to her involvement in FFU.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 25, 2018 11:01AM

lizzie's childhood Wrote:
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> We have discussed lizie's current situation at
> length; what we have not done is consider lizzie's
> childhood




Her real father molested her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: but - that's impossible ()
Date: May 25, 2018 11:18AM

Per the lefties on this board, only white men molest children!

No, it can't be......

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: InDENTured Servents ()
Date: May 25, 2018 12:41PM

Do they let Lizzie chew TriDENT in the Graybar Motel?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FFU memorial day.... ()
Date: May 25, 2018 07:35PM

When we pay homage to those members of our FFU family who are no longer with us (usually because they are in the nuthut or jail.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mo claims to have been molested? ()
Date: May 25, 2018 07:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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> lizzie's childhood Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We have discussed lizie's current situation at
> > length; what we have not done is consider
> lizzie's
> > childhood
>
>
>
>
> Her real father molested her.


If this were actually true, I find it hard to believe she would shack up with a guy who went to prison for molesting children, unless there's some really fucked up Stockholm Syndrome shit going on in her head.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: memorial day motherfuckers! ()
Date: May 26, 2018 02:54AM

Remember lizzie!

Day 623 of lizzie's injustice imprisonment! Is this justice?!?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 26, 2018 04:24AM

mo claims to have been molested? Wrote:
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>
> If this were actually true, I find it hard to
> believe she would shack up with a guy who went to
> prison for molesting children



People that were abused as children often gravitate towards abusers later on as adults.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 26, 2018 04:25AM

memorial day motherfuckers! Wrote:
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> Remember lizzie!
>
> Day 623 of lizzie's injustice imprisonment! Is
> this justice?!?





We ought to start a #FreeMoWells campaign.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh, were you abused? ()
Date: May 26, 2018 08:32AM

eesh Wrote:
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> mo claims to have been molested? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > If this were actually true, I find it hard to
> > believe she would shack up with a guy who went
> to
> > prison for molesting children
>
>
>
> People that were abused as children often
> gravitate towards abusers later on as adults.

miz and gerrty, stfu.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #FreeMoWells? ()
Date: May 26, 2018 02:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> memorial day motherfuckers! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember lizzie!
> >
> > Day 623 of lizzie's injustice imprisonment! Is
> > this justice?!?
>
>
>
>
>
> We ought to start a #FreeMoWells campaign.


Fuck that! I prefer that lizzie remain in her cage. It's hilarious because she was always too smart to go to jail. She must really be pissed off at her current plight. Oh well - nothing she can't take out on miz when she gets out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Keep Lizzie behind bars ()
Date: May 26, 2018 03:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> memorial day motherfuckers! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember lizzie!
> >
> > Day 623 of lizzie's injustice imprisonment! Is
> > this justice?!?
>
>
>
>
>
> We ought to start a #FreeMoWells campaign.

Lizzie my have been expelled from the Moreno Crime Family, but she was and is as much or more a threat to society as William Moreno himself. Keep Mo Wells locked up; she is right where she belongs and deserves to be.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she has paid her debt to society ()
Date: May 26, 2018 04:01PM

Granted, she WILL offend again; i get that. However, it remains for her to commit some more crimes before we can justify further imprisonment. In any case, I'm looking forward to her next shenanigan. I wish she could show up for miz's art show.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Staying drunk has its advantages ()
Date: May 26, 2018 04:09PM

she has paid her debt to society Wrote:
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> Granted, she WILL offend again; i get that.
> However, it remains for her to commit some more
> crimes before we can justify further imprisonment.
> In any case, I'm looking forward to her next
> shenanigan. I wish she could show up for miz's art
> show.
Attachments:
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: yes, I miss our little monkey ()
Date: May 26, 2018 04:35PM

I wish the governor would pardon her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerry's on mo's conjugal list ()
Date: May 26, 2018 07:50PM

So are eesh, peep,and Kriss cankles.

Why the fuck am I not on there? I sent her five dollars for funyuns fo fuck sake!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: May 28, 2018 05:03AM

PYBR

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: BugBop ()
Date: May 28, 2018 06:34AM

Monique needs catlips as a tweak or as an engineer. She is a pathological liar who plagiarized texts from the loop phone; made screenshots, posted them to FFXU and falsely presented them as her own text messages in order to get internet attention for herself & make herself appear witty, righteous & well-spoken.

She is mentally ill, prone to dangerous long-term stalking and quite frankly, doesn't function very well in daily life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: MO is OK now ()
Date: May 28, 2018 01:21PM

It's true she can't function at all in normal life, but I 'm sure she's fine in the structured environment at the ADC.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: May 28, 2018 02:40PM

Fuck Lizzie. Semper TMOS!


We will make this the new TMOS thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: If Mike O'Meara goes to jail ()
Date: May 28, 2018 04:15PM

Mike R. Wrote:
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> Fuck Lizzie. Semper TMOS!
>
>
> We will make this the new TMOS thread.


If Mike O'Meara goes to jail, THEN we can discuss him here. You see, O'Meara simply isn't very interesting. That's why his show was 86'd about ten years ago. Lizzie, OTOH, is very interesting. While it's true that she's a completely unspectacular person, she DOES amusing things as a result of her dysfunctionality. Smashing a picture frame over miz's head, calling in a bomb threat to her own workplace because her neurotic teenage lesbian lover jilted her, smacking a police officer, getting in a fight in a 7-11 parking lot (who TF does that?), authoring over 3000 threads about eesh's month in jail and then promptly getting slapped with a multi-year sentence herself, sucking off a juvenile delinquent in the target restroom - it's like watching a train wreck, but the train keeps hurtling off the tracks over and over and over. If we could arrrange for her to wear a body cam and stream her misadventures live on YouTube, we would have a million subscribers.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hbxwy ()
Date: May 28, 2018 07:05PM

Another holiday in the slammer for lizzie. Her thread lives on though.

Page 88!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie need a new rap ()
Date: May 29, 2018 12:49AM

With so much drama in the A-D-C
It's kinda hard being L I double-Z
But I, somehow, some way
Keep coming up with manic ass shit like every single day

I got bitches back in Sterling, payin' my fee
But miz ain't gettin' Mo - he aint gettin' me

So I'm goin' on a Funyun binge
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers laugh and cringe

Rolling'down the street, smoking indo, cruisin' with eesh and peep
Laid back with a mind like monkey and my monkey in my mind

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 29, 2018 01:55AM

I'm creating the #freemowells campaign. I'm going to need a good picture of her to put on flyers, and I'm thinking she will be the face of BTLM (black trans lives matter.)

I will need a good backstory on how she is being oppressed in jail, maybe she isn't getting hormone injections or perhaps they make her shave her moustache when she really wants to grow facial hair.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peekza's dad ()
Date: May 29, 2018 11:07AM

Mike R. Wrote:
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> Fuck Lizzie. Semper TMOS!
>
>
> We will make this the new TMOS thread.

bump!

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