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GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS ARE IN!!!! Wrote:
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> This thread shows up on page 2 when you Google
> Papa John's Faifax..it'll be the #2 result in
> about a week! Nice going Papa Slobs!
Just imagine what page it's on when you google Papa John's Pizza Fairfax!
Crazie Katie Wrote:
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> Crazy chicks are usually awesome in the sack. I
> want to fuck the shit out of Katie. Bang ga dee
> bang.
Has this thread taught you nothing? She wouldn't fuck you anyway if you're a guy..
embarrassment Wrote:
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> Peyton Manning Wrote:
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> > Apparently the Papa John's has gotten wind of
> this
> > thread!
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> this is some embarrassing shit for them
Someone on PJ's legal staff just had their Sunday ruined.
The thing that makes it really bad for the boss is the fact that he's dressed in Papa John's attire saying all these things. Talking about seeing his female employees naked, wondering if he's going to catch something from them and to keep quiet about it to his wife and hoping his job wouldn't be on the line. That's just terrible. I wonder if his wife knows someone had an abortion by him and that he's obviously having unprotected sex with multiple females.
Public Shaming Wrote:
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> The thing that makes it really bad for the boss is
> the fact that he's dressed in Papa John's attire
> saying all these things. Talking about seeing his
> female employees naked, wondering if he's going to
> catch something from them and to keep quiet about
> it to his wife and hoping his job wouldn't be on
> the line. That's just terrible. I wonder if his
> wife knows someone had an abortion by him and that
> he's obviously having unprotected sex with
> multiple females.
Didn't look at it that way..that's devestating. Chesting is one thing but to get someone pregnant is pretty fucked. I wonder how many pizzas it took to pay for the abortion!
Fox News Wrote:
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> WOW!! Thanks for wasting 5minutes of my life I
> will never get back. #NOBODY CARES
Seriously? This is coming from the author of some of the stupidest threads on this forum, such as 'How many people in Fairfax County have cats?' and 'Average amount of calories burned by Fairfax residents'.
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE GETTING CHESTED OVER THERE!?!?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!?
Seriously how do I apply? I think a manager spot may be open soon and there seems to be lots of horny and willing girls over there! And all the pizza I can eat!
Delivering more than pizza Wrote:
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> You retards are funny so how many pizzas DOES it
> take to pay for an abortion?
The real question is how much is it going to cost Big Papa to make this all go away? The store just might actually get more sales because of this but at the price of their dignity? The humiliation of covering something like this up has no price.
My advice as a legal lawyer attorney is for everyone involved in this thread to clam up right away. You should hire me to represent you in the class action suite we'll be filing against suing Domino's for defamation of libel. Big pizza money here I come!
Unfortunately for Papa John's there is nothing here that is classified as libel or defamation.
Anything said was backed up by time dated screen shots from the horse's mouths themselves! Unless someone did some really great photoshop, this holds no bar for them. They just got exposed for the cruddy people they are by the words that they posted on social media themselves.
A lesson to all invovled would be to watch what you say and to whom. Or just don't cheat and you wouldn't find yourselves in these situations.
I believe there is precedential evidence for a procedural infractionary filing on the grounds that Pizza Hut takes forever to deliver my pies, and it's clearly because the employees are too busy fucking each other in their cornholes and not even washing their hands or dicks when they're done!
GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS ARE IN!!!! Wrote:
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> This thread shows up on page 2 when you Google
> Papa John's Faifax..it'll be the #2 result in
> about a week! Nice going Papa Slobs!
Why would anyone Googling Papa John's Fairfax ever need to go to page 2?
First Hit Wrote:
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> GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS ARE IN!!!! Wrote:
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> > This thread shows up on page 2 when you Google
> > Papa John's Faifax..it'll be the #2 result in
> > about a week! Nice going Papa Slobs!
>
> Why would anyone Googling Papa John's Fairfax ever
> need to go to page 2?
9MWhG Wrote:
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> How much to have the slut (not the one with herpes
> or whatever) deliver my pizza?
She gave a guy her number for $20 once so probably $30
Just the tip Wrote:
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> 9MWhG Wrote:
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> > How much to have the slut (not the one with
> herpes
> > or whatever) deliver my pizza?
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>
> She gave a guy her number for $20 once so probably
> $30
Will anybody be looking for her after she brings the pie?
No chance in hell guys Wrote:
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> Crazie Katie Wrote:
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> > Crazy chicks are usually awesome in the sack. I
> > want to fuck the shit out of Katie. Bang ga dee
> > bang.
>
>
> Has this thread taught you nothing? She wouldn't
> fuck you anyway if you're a guy..
I know. That's really hot!! Mmmmmm. lipstick lesbians.
just to see how it feels Wrote:
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> Just the tip Wrote:
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> > > How much to have the slut (not the one with
> > herpes
> > > or whatever) deliver my pizza?
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> >
> > She gave a guy her number for $20 once so
> probably
> > $30
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>
> Will anybody be looking for her after she brings
> the pie?
Don't hurt her please Wrote:
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> > > > How much to have the slut (not the one with
> > > herpes
> > > > or whatever) deliver my pizza?
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> > > She gave a guy her number for $20 once so
> > probably
> > > $30
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> >
> > Will anybody be looking for her after she
> brings
> > the pie?
>
> What are you trying to say?
Well I'm sure not trying to re-stock my sex dungeon if that's what you're asking.
9MWhG Wrote:
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> How much to have the slut (not the one with herpes
> or whatever) deliver my pizza?
She is a manager she won't be delivering you anything but some false charges if you don't stop
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> Don't hurt her please Wrote:
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> > > > 9MWhG Wrote:
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> > > > > How much to have the slut (not the one
> with
> > > > herpes
> > > > > or whatever) deliver my pizza?
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> > > > She gave a guy her number for $20 once so
> > > probably
> > > > $30
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> > > Will anybody be looking for her after she
> > brings
> > > the pie?
> >
> > What are you trying to say?
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>
> Well I'm sure not trying to re-stock my sex
> dungeon if that's what you're asking.
Back up off her Wrote:
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> 9MWhG Wrote:
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> > How much to have the slut (not the one with
> herpes
> > or whatever) deliver my pizza?
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>
> She is a manager she won't be delivering you
> anything but some false charges if you don't stop
Customer Wrote:
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> I ordered from that Papa Johns last week and it
> was delivered by a friendly middle aged Pakistani
> guy. What's his role in this story?
The drivers are good guys, hard working people who don't get caught up in this shit or fuck their coworkers.
The price is wrong Wrote:
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> White Knights Wrote:
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> > Lotsa fedora-types defending that slut up in
> here,
> > eh?
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> I don't see anyone defending the slut. They just
> want to fuck her but don't realize the price is
> your life, freedom and reputation!
Too boo-coo. My mom only lets me spend $10 on pizza sluts. How about $7.50 so I can buy a soda after?
SHE IS NOT A SLUT JUST A SMUT Wrote:
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> She is not a slut. She's only had 4 sexual
> partners that I know of but each one she cheated
> on or with. She's just a smut.
> Papa John's is a fucked up company all around and
> another manager we work with Nick Asay buys 19
> year old Katie alcohol, pops "Molly" and sells it.
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so there's a chance! Wrote:
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> So I could be #5 in the vag but #2 in the pooper?
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> How many dicks she sucked?
This is not a threat Wrote:
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> "INSIDER" Wrote:
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> > Papa John's is a fucked up company all around
> and
> > another manager we work with Nick Asay
> buys 19
> > year old Katie alcohol, pops "Molly" and sells
> it.
I'm throughly enjoying this thread. The screen shots are pretty random but oh so damning and hilarious. Other people's misfortune really gets me going. I can see this being the next Megan thread. There will be shit thrown everywhere and it's going to get messy. This is only day one and web are past 1,100 views. You can bet your sweet ass that this store is going to get a lot of new customers!
Elvin Von Brundlegurt Of Hamm IV Wrote:
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> Ahh yes. I was forced to locate my monocle to
> give this thread a proper examination. What I
> have found is quite strange drama being played out
> in the courty FFXU public opinion. This thread has
> some how migrated from off topic to here and all
> content replayed for the reader. This forum is not
> your personal court. Please be gone.
Now that's a sure fire way to get people to keep posting!
Apparently Nick bought her wine too. He's been thirsty over her for years. Too bad she said he's not attractive and thinks he's a closet homo. She also told someone to snitch on Nick about his drug dealing and illegal purchase of alcohol to an underage person when they got into a fight. Saying that his mother owned the condo and would lose her security clearance if the police raided his house.
It is illegal for any person to purchase for, or otherwise give, provide, or assist in providing alcoholic beverages for another person whom they know to be less than 21 years of age. This is a Class 1 misdemeanor and, if convicted, the court may order jail time for up to 12 months and/or a fine of up to $2,500. (Code of Virginia ยง 4.1-306.(A1))
"INSIDER" Wrote:
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> Apparently Nick bought her wine too. He's been
> thirsty over her for years. Too bad she said he's
> not attractive and thinks he's a closet homo. She
> also told someone to snitch on Nick about his drug
> dealing and illegal purchase of alcohol to an
> underage person when they got into a fight. Saying
> that his mother owned the condo and would lose her
> security clearance if the police raided his house.
Wow, this thread is going to cause so much tension between employees there.
V6yJn Wrote:
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> wtf is "chesting"?
>
> also, whoever is posting all this shit, you are
> FAILING so bad. you assume we know who thw fuck is
> talking to who, we don't!
>
> there is no context to ANY of your dumbass
> screenshots unless the reader knows BOTH OF THE
> PEOPLE TEXTING!! dumbfuck
so true - who the fuck is texting who? we normal people do not know who is sending the fucking texts dumbass!
try.......... john is the purple text and Susie is the green text or something
right now you have posted pages of nonsense and anonymous texts