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Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
Darwin to Action
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Date: October 12, 2013 03:45AM
They're the living results of a Darwinistic natural selection of generation after generation after generation of crushing poverty.
A rule of thumb for any species in an extremely deprived environment is that if you're small and have a slow metabolism, you get to live to be at least old enough to have kids of your own, but if you're big and have a high metabolism, you fucking starve to death before you get a chance to have kids.
Because the peasant classes in Honduras and El Salvador are some of the most thoroughly fucked over and consequently poorest groups of people in the western hemisphere, they've been forced to adapt to a diet with very low nutritive and caloric value.
In the United States, nutritious food is expensive, but high calorie crap is cheap thanks to things like government crop subsidies on corn, which ensure that shit like high-fructose corn syrup is in every-Goddamned-thing. In someplace like Honduras or El Salvador you might be lucky to get 800 to 1200 calories a day, but in the United States, it's easy to get 2000, 2500, or 3000 calories or more, although it'll have the nutritional value of cardboard otherwise.
So, feed a high calorie diet to a group of children from a population adapted over centuries of deprivation to surviving on a very few calories and what do you get? Fat little brown kids for racist white assholes to laugh at.
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
SeƱorita m
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Date: October 12, 2013 11:40AM
Here's the thing....the mamacitas have mega body confidence and think they are sexy at any size and shape. So, that's why you'll see them in skin tight skinny jeans and matching tight tops, pushing a baby stroller. They truly do not care that they have rolls of fat, a giant ass, man-sized arms, bloated faces...more cushion for the pushin. No weight hang ups, no drive to be fit, not a physical concern in the world.
Also, they should be studied closely...never, ever had fertility problems. Maybe they are on to something...high BMI = high fertility?
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
Jimmy the Greek
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Date: October 12, 2013 12:04PM
Because the white plantation owner bred his best fruit pickers with his best housemaids. They're built low to the ground so they can quikcly pick up the fruit and laundry.
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
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Seriously?
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Date: October 12, 2013 06:14PM
CollegeBoy Wrote:
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> So how do you know if they're here legally or
> not?
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> Do you ask them or what?
If you seriously think they are all here legally well then you are one liberal ass motherfucker.
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
Liberal agenda
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Date: October 12, 2013 06:28PM
CollegeBoy Wrote:
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> So how do you know if they're here legally or
> not?
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> Do you ask them or what?
They are all here legally. We need to give them YOUR money, Help an Spic out, will ya.
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
asifweareallsuckers
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Date: October 12, 2013 09:39PM
the only honduran woman i meet
is the one messing with my court papers, loosing them, sending me conflicting court notices, at fairfax county courts
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the smiling honduran getting me a towel ?
never ffucking seen her
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solve your damn political problems in honduras - overtake the gov if you have to - don't come up here and demand i fix the problem your lack of morals created by funding it
i have my OWN fucking problems more than you damn think with rich cocksucker primodanas who are after my neck
who would direct illegals at me to stay that way
so if you'll excuse me i'll get back to leaving unreasonbly nasty troll messages
Seriously? Wrote:
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> CollegeBoy Wrote:
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> > So how do you know if they're here legally or
> > not?
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> > Do you ask them or what?
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> If you seriously think they are all here legally
> well then you are one liberal ass motherfucker.
Which is funny because im not a liberal. I get the impression from reading this forum that alot of you think every hispanic in the DMV is here illegally.
I mean the ones thar are here legally shouldnt be scrutinized yet they are.
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Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
LOL.
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Date: November 07, 2013 08:03PM
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> THat is my love who I give skin whitening creme
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> She was so dark when we first met.
> She almost looks white now!
> Her 3rd husband wants nothing to do with her now.
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
Wack jobber
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Date: November 08, 2013 01:17PM
Diets full of carbs, rice, beans, corn, flour, sugars etc. Get the picture ese. I saw one at Shoppers Food eating one cookie after another from the bins. His dad just laughed and smiled.
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
.LOL.
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Date: July 21, 2014 01:34AM
Ray Parker Jr Wrote:
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> If there's some leaves in your neighborhood, who
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> I ain't afraid of leaves.
> I hear it likes the gutters.
> Ya ya ya ya
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
libs love racism
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Date: July 21, 2014 08:17AM
Why are libs so passionate about keeping racism alive? You libs lost the civil war, lost the civil rights opposition and you've failed America. Why so much hate? Try and move forward. Why take us back to the 1930's?
Re: Why do the children of the illegals from El Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the chubby marshmallow man from ghostbusters body shape?
Posted by:
LMAO.
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Date: July 22, 2014 12:15PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why? Wrote:
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> > Why do the children of the illegals from El
> > Salvador and Honduras all seem to have the
> chubby
> > marshmallow man from ghostbusters body
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> Low quality food.