Re: When you die Heaven will be a very scary place.
Date: August 28, 2013 03:45PM
>I want to go the Swedish section of heaven.
Amen. Christian heaven sounds boring as shit, and even muslim heaven seems geared to making sure you eventually tire of having sex with virgins. Any afterlife that sounds too perfect sounds more like hell, which someone once said consisted of 'spending eternity locked in a room with all your friends'.
Eternity is a long time - best to spend the days fighting and the nights drinking and wenching it up. I do hope I get to order off the menu when I arrive - don't know any Oden worshippers who can sneak me into Asgard. I think I have Heaven sewn up as I've got plenty of christians praying for me - pretty much every one I talk to for any length of time tells me 'I'll pray for you, Abelard'. Sweet, but it's still my second choice.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2013 09:44PM by abelard.