You are guilty of indecent exposure (misdemeanor) if someone sees your genitals. If said penis lookers are under the age of 15, you are guilty with taking indecent liberties of a child (class 5 felony). Maybe try shitting in a bathroom dumbass.
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-387
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-370
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2007 03:03PM by Schrute.