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rules on doing business...
Posted by: resident ()
Date: October 14, 2007 07:13PM

what are the laws on going to the bathroom outside...
do i have to clean it up?

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: Kid ()
Date: October 14, 2007 07:17PM

nope

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 15, 2007 01:02AM

I'm not sure on the specific parts of the law, but doing business outdoors can get you in some trouble. Exposure is the main concern from police, they don't want to hear that some little kid saw some dudes johnson when they were watering the bushes...

Clean it up? Your actually shitting outside? I assume your talking about camping? Unless your a homeless person with internet access.

When I walk my dog I have to clean up his shit, so I assume the same rule applies for 2 legged squatters..

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: resident ()
Date: October 15, 2007 12:57PM

no i am not talking about camping...

i often take craps outside..
like at fairfax towne center at night.
i just do it for fun.

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 15, 2007 01:26PM

resident Wrote:
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> no i am not talking about camping...
>
> i often take craps outside..
> like at fairfax towne center at night.
> i just do it for fun.

So long as your mommy changes your diapers in a reasonable amount of time I don't have a problem with it.

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: Schrute ()
Date: October 15, 2007 03:02PM

You are guilty of indecent exposure (misdemeanor) if someone sees your genitals. If said penis lookers are under the age of 15, you are guilty with taking indecent liberties of a child (class 5 felony). Maybe try shitting in a bathroom dumbass.

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-387

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-370



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2007 03:03PM by Schrute.

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: resident ()
Date: October 15, 2007 03:29PM

what if i cover my balls..
and just take the shit...?

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 15, 2007 04:26PM

buy one of those portable changing rooms with the curtains..

set it up in the woods, close it up, and do you business! don't forget a little pocketsize thing of tissues!

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: October 15, 2007 04:28PM

oh my! I DO declaya! This is whuy No'thun vuhginyun's is so uncivilized! They talk abut doin they bizness out where God N' eva wun c'n see em! uh! Shame Shame Shame!

Re: rules on doing business...
Posted by: hang over ()
Date: October 15, 2007 04:57PM

I think much depends on whether you have a wide stance or not.

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