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Fish-slapping dance Wrote:
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> I'm sure some there might be happy to slap you
> silly for being such a completely useless
> dumbfuck.
It's nice to know that you'll always be there, ready to eat dick.
29 Diner is open right now and ready to serve any hungry man or woman in the area. Boy, a juicy six-ounce steak with three eggs over easy, and an order of home fries, toast, and coffee sure would go well about now! Add a side of grits or scrapple for $3.29. Mmm-mmm, good!
The sunny-side up also rises Wrote:
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> 29 Diner is open right now and ready to serve any
> hungry man or woman in the area. Boy, a juicy
> six-ounce steak with three eggs over easy, and an
> order of home fries, toast, and coffee sure would
> go well about now! Add a side of grits or
> scrapple for $3.29. Mmm-mmm, good!
It tastes like steak and eggs, home fries, toast, coffee and whatever else you might order. The 29 Diner has been serving Northern Virginians (even the assholes) for 72 years. They rock! You’re stupid!
The sunny-side up also rises Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > It tastes like steak and eggs, home fries, toast,
> coffee and whatever else you might order. The 29
> Diner has been serving Northern Virginians (even
> the I've been an asshole) for 72 years. They rock! You’re
> stupid!
That’s the Grand Falls Church Asshole performing his one and only but entirely pointless trick. Bob Malm is actually more interesting than assfuck FIFY.
The sunny-side up also rises Wrote:
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> That’s the Grand Falls Church Asshole performing
> his one and only but entirely pointless trick.
> Bob Malm is actually more interesting than assfuck
> FIFY.
Maybe. But Bob isn't near as correct and accurate as FIFY is. Certified to be correct 99.7% of the time when he fixes posts.
The sunny-side up also rises Wrote:
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> That’s I'm the Grand Falls Church Asshole performing
> his one and only but entirely pointless trick.
> Bob Malm is actually more interesting than assfuck
> FIFY.
The staff of this shithole Wrote:
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> Maybe. But Bob isn't near as correct and accurate
> as FIFY is. Certified to be correct 99.7% of the
> time when he fixes posts.
FIFY is a mere yet wretched asshole who has become a troll for mindless negation. Surely shame and scorn shall follow him all the days of his sorry life.
The sunny-side up also rises Wrote:
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>
> FIFY is a mere yet wretched asshole who has become
> a troll for mindless negation. Surely shame and
> scorn shall follow him all the days of his sorry
> life. lives in my head 24x7.
djmax15 Wrote:
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> Heard a couple dudes were arrested in the parking
> lot doing each other!!!
> Imagine walking up on that