Re: Stealing food continues in FCPS! Cameras will stay!
Posted by:
yeo
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Date: October 26, 2009 07:41AM
RESton Peace Wrote:
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> When i was in jr high at franklin middle back in
> antiquity, I was involved in plenty of food theft.
> we had a sort of little ring going... this one
> dude would steal shitloads of snickers ice cream
> bars, nutty buddies, fries, drinks, whatever was
> reasonably packed to be concealable. He would slip
> it into a shirt he left tucked in but unbuttoned.
> Then, he would act like robin hood and give most
> of it away.
>
> After we saw him get away with it month after
> month, we all joined in, in all like a dozen
> people robbing the cafeteria blind; we started
> passing items between multiple people before they
> would be concealed, so anyone who might be
> watching at first would lose interest.
>
> Finally our freshly-re-emboldened ringleader got
> busted when he decided to go apeshit one day and
> conceal like 50 bucks worth of food. One of the
> cafeteria workers noticed he had gained a
> substantial amount of body mass since he walked
> in, and they told our VP, and the kid was busted.
> To his credit, he never turned anyone else in.
Once a fatbody thief, always a fatbody thief