Re: Official Fairfax Underground Firefighter Thread!
Posted by:
JoePyro Firestone Firefighter
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Date: May 26, 2017 11:03AM
Fairfax County firefights couldn't stop a fire in their own firehouse.
Too busy on the telephone with their stockbroker, making trades to invest the $150K in overtime pay fleeced from the taxpayers' pockets.
Fairfax County firefighter #1: You smell something burning?
Fairfax County firefighter #2: No, that's just the barbecue grill.
Fairfax County firefighter #1: Are you sure?
Fairfax County firefighter #2: Don't worry. If it's a real fire, just let it burn. That way, the bigger the fire, the more work and more overtime.
Fairfax County firefighter #1: Mo' fire, mo' overtime....
Fairfax County firefighter #2: And mo' time at the gym working out....