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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
loveulongtime
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Date: January 03, 2017 12:42PM
Married 3 years. Sex about once every two weeks. Usually missionary only, sometimes sideways, sometimes she's on top. Only get oral on vacation nowadays, doggy when she's drunk.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
oyvay
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Date: January 03, 2017 12:43PM
married 22 years with 2 kids in the house - if I'm lucky I get to fuck her in the shower or get a quickie in the basement when she's doing laundry - she's always concerned the kids are coming home or guests are going to knock at the door so getting any after work and before dinner doesn't happen often. Sometimes she'll rub one out in the car on a trip and then blow me when we get there - the parking lot at WM is good for this. Maybe 2-3 times a week I can get her to help out, if I'm lucky
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
I feel your pain
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Date: January 03, 2017 12:58PM
Been married for nearly 20 years. It's been over a year now! She says she has no urge.
I remember when we used to fuck, 69, doggy, sideways, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and quite a few more positions ALL IN THE SAME DAY in multiple places in the house!
That's what the internet is for. If she doesn't want to put out another woman will.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Beatn da bishop
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Date: January 03, 2017 01:15PM
Married 20 years. In the beginning, all the time. many times a day, different places, different positions. Over the years action has dwindled to nothing in the last year....can't even get a snarlin. No problem, she don't, someone else does !!
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Que?
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Date: January 03, 2017 02:06PM
I'm impressed with the "If she doesn't, someone else will" sentiment on here, whether it's actually personally put into practice or not.
Women leave their husbands for a variety of reasons, all of which seem to be justified in some twisted way; emotionally unavailable, works too much and never home, etc. However, when someone talks about their wife not sucking dick since their wedding, haven't fucked in a year...this shit just seems to be expected?
Getthefuckouttahere...
Sex....fucking....is a basic part of a relationship just like being there for a person physically and emotionally. If your needs aren't being met you either leave or make it understood that if it continues you'll be getting them met elsewhere.
Women who stop putting out have either just stopped putting it out for you or they're frigid, selfish cunts.
The caveat here is if you're a disgusting fat-fuck. If that's the case, get your ass off the couch and stop wasting your potential. Then, if you're still not getting action, see above...
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
More now than then
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Date: January 03, 2017 02:19PM
I have been divorced for five years, am not in a committed relationship and am having sex once or twice a week. That is twice as often as I was having sex during the last five years of my marriage. Sex was better with my ex because she knew what to do to me to turn an OK orgasm into a mind blowing orgasm.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Deep Throat Fan
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Date: January 03, 2017 04:17PM
My wife is fat and lazy and ugly (she started working on these qualities the day after we got married), therefore all I want is a once a week BJ (in the dark).
She's still not bad at that but once she loses interest in slobbing the knob, I'm going after some high school girls. My son tells me most high school girls will give you a BJ just to get rid of you. LOVE IT!
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
tappin dat ass
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Date: January 03, 2017 04:21PM
It depends, but the answer is anytime I want. The secret to a happy sex life is a happy christian wife. Being "one" honors God. My wife loves to honor God all the time.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
PcybL
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Date: January 03, 2017 07:56PM
Deep Throat Fan Wrote:
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> My wife is fat and lazy and ugly (she started
> working on these qualities the day after we got
> married), therefore all I want is a once a week BJ
> (in the dark).
>
> She's still not bad at that but once she loses
> interest in slobbing the knob, I'm going after
> some high school girls. My son tells me most high
> school girls will give you a BJ just to get rid of
> you. LOVE IT!
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Ghost of Meade
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Date: January 03, 2017 10:11PM
Married sex survey Wrote:
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> How many times a week/day? Only missionary and
> lights out? Or more involved- bc
Not married, but I fuck your wife about 3 times a week.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
my cousin
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Date: January 04, 2017 06:46AM
my uncle told me to put a jelly bean in a jar every time we had sex in the first year of marriage and then take one out every time after the first year - 20 years later there are still jelly beans in the jar...
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
My niggah
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Date: January 04, 2017 06:51AM
My whyf's kids give great head. I hope they don't say nuthin' when they learn to talk! It scares me a little when dey start chokin' on da cum, but nonez haves died yet!
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Ghostbuster
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Date: January 04, 2017 02:48PM
Ghost of Meade Wrote:
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> Married sex survey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many times a week/day? Only missionary and
> > lights out? Or more involved- bc
>
>
> Not married, but I fuck your wife about 3 times a
> week.
I nail his wife 3 times a week too. We must be alternating days.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Big Black
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Date: January 04, 2017 04:22PM
Ghostbuster Wrote:
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> Ghost of Meade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Married sex survey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How many times a week/day? Only missionary
> and
> > > lights out? Or more involved- bc
> >
> >
> > Not married, but I fuck your wife about 3 times
> a
> > week.
>
> I nail his wife 3 times a week too. We must be
> alternating days.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Richard Leroy Moreno.
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Date: January 04, 2017 05:53PM
Very rarely. I'm over 70 years old and my youngest son William has put quite a strain on me physically, mentally, and financially. Had I known how this kid would turn out, I would have gotten a vasectomy or castration before that fatal encounter 35 years ago that led to his conception.
My wife and I have sex about once or twice a year now. However she also regularly sleeps with that aforementioned deadbeat son of ours. He claims she likes anal, although she never allowed me to travel up her Hershey Highway.
Ronald Reagan loved jelly beans Wrote:
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> After 15 years, we're still filling jars.
>
> It helps to have a smokin hot wife who reads the
> Bible where ex was ordained by God.
>
> I hear a lot about God when we get down.
"God, are you done yet?"
"God, why do you keep trying to put it in my butt?!"
"Oh God, you can't get it up again?"
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
sigh sigh
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Date: February 24, 2020 10:35AM
Was not bad the first few years. I like a lot of nasty talk which she was not really into. I worked on her. got her to come around on some things but the sexy steadily waned. She is just not a sexual person. I stayed. Many decades. She finally got to where she would just play with me and help me jack off, maybe let me put it in on rare occasion so i just have a coworker i which will do "ANYTHING" for me that i see once or twice a week on average.
Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by:
Pancho villa
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Date: February 24, 2020 09:08PM
She hit menopause and hung up her spurs.
She feels no sense of obligation to me.
In fact, she has grown very bitter.
I believe she's depressed.
She doesn't trust Drs.
Never seeks help.