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Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Married sex survey ()
Date: January 03, 2017 12:25PM

How many times a week/day? Only missionary and lights out? Or more involved- blowjos, pussy licking, dogg, anal?

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: The.Green.Manalishi ()
Date: January 03, 2017 12:31PM

Married 16 years...sex is 3 - 4 times per week...lots of variety, oral, anal, positions and all rooms of the house.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: da stroker ()
Date: January 03, 2017 12:40PM

each other?

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: loveulongtime ()
Date: January 03, 2017 12:42PM

Married 3 years. Sex about once every two weeks. Usually missionary only, sometimes sideways, sometimes she's on top. Only get oral on vacation nowadays, doggy when she's drunk.

I got laid more often when I was single.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: oyvay ()
Date: January 03, 2017 12:43PM

married 22 years with 2 kids in the house - if I'm lucky I get to fuck her in the shower or get a quickie in the basement when she's doing laundry - she's always concerned the kids are coming home or guests are going to knock at the door so getting any after work and before dinner doesn't happen often. Sometimes she'll rub one out in the car on a trip and then blow me when we get there - the parking lot at WM is good for this. Maybe 2-3 times a week I can get her to help out, if I'm lucky

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: I feel your pain ()
Date: January 03, 2017 12:58PM

Been married for nearly 20 years. It's been over a year now! She says she has no urge.

I remember when we used to fuck, 69, doggy, sideways, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and quite a few more positions ALL IN THE SAME DAY in multiple places in the house!

That's what the internet is for. If she doesn't want to put out another woman will.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: 5 years married ()
Date: January 03, 2017 01:01PM

1 - 2 times a week

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Beatn da bishop ()
Date: January 03, 2017 01:15PM

Married 20 years. In the beginning, all the time. many times a day, different places, different positions. Over the years action has dwindled to nothing in the last year....can't even get a snarlin. No problem, she don't, someone else does !!

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: erectile dysfunction ()
Date: January 03, 2017 01:40PM

i just banged ralph pootawn's wife this morning, she hadn't gotten any in years

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Que? ()
Date: January 03, 2017 02:06PM

I'm impressed with the "If she doesn't, someone else will" sentiment on here, whether it's actually personally put into practice or not.

Women leave their husbands for a variety of reasons, all of which seem to be justified in some twisted way; emotionally unavailable, works too much and never home, etc. However, when someone talks about their wife not sucking dick since their wedding, haven't fucked in a year...this shit just seems to be expected?

Getthefuckouttahere...

Sex....fucking....is a basic part of a relationship just like being there for a person physically and emotionally. If your needs aren't being met you either leave or make it understood that if it continues you'll be getting them met elsewhere.

Women who stop putting out have either just stopped putting it out for you or they're frigid, selfish cunts.

The caveat here is if you're a disgusting fat-fuck. If that's the case, get your ass off the couch and stop wasting your potential. Then, if you're still not getting action, see above...

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: More now than then ()
Date: January 03, 2017 02:19PM

I have been divorced for five years, am not in a committed relationship and am having sex once or twice a week. That is twice as often as I was having sex during the last five years of my marriage. Sex was better with my ex because she knew what to do to me to turn an OK orgasm into a mind blowing orgasm.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Think about it ()
Date: January 03, 2017 03:00PM

Sex is gross.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Deep Throat Fan ()
Date: January 03, 2017 04:17PM

My wife is fat and lazy and ugly (she started working on these qualities the day after we got married), therefore all I want is a once a week BJ (in the dark).

She's still not bad at that but once she loses interest in slobbing the knob, I'm going after some high school girls. My son tells me most high school girls will give you a BJ just to get rid of you. LOVE IT!

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: tappin dat ass ()
Date: January 03, 2017 04:21PM

It depends, but the answer is anytime I want. The secret to a happy sex life is a happy christian wife. Being "one" honors God. My wife loves to honor God all the time.

Praise the Lord!

over 15 yeatrs and as passionate as prom night.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: PcybL ()
Date: January 03, 2017 07:56PM

Deep Throat Fan Wrote:
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> My wife is fat and lazy and ugly (she started
> working on these qualities the day after we got
> married), therefore all I want is a once a week BJ
> (in the dark).
>
> She's still not bad at that but once she loses
> interest in slobbing the knob, I'm going after
> some high school girls. My son tells me most high
> school girls will give you a BJ just to get rid of
> you. LOVE IT!

fucking child rapist!

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Unit 8 ()
Date: January 03, 2017 08:20PM

296 times one year in the first five years of marriage. She used to suck my dick on my lunch break.

Now we did it 131 times in 2016. Last blow job was august 17th 2012.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Ghost of Meade ()
Date: January 03, 2017 10:11PM

Married sex survey Wrote:
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> How many times a week/day? Only missionary and
> lights out? Or more involved- bc


Not married, but I fuck your wife about 3 times a week.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: my cousin ()
Date: January 04, 2017 06:46AM

my uncle told me to put a jelly bean in a jar every time we had sex in the first year of marriage and then take one out every time after the first year - 20 years later there are still jelly beans in the jar...

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: My niggah ()
Date: January 04, 2017 06:51AM

My whyf's kids give great head. I hope they don't say nuthin' when they learn to talk! It scares me a little when dey start chokin' on da cum, but nonez haves died yet!

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Bangin ()
Date: January 04, 2017 09:47AM

Married 8 years. Probably averages out to twice a week. More involved. It's been more difficult since the kid, but we find the opportunities.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Swing it! ()
Date: January 04, 2017 10:23AM

3-5 time a week. Depends on our schedules. Mostly standard stuff but once a week we do something freaky. Gotta keep sex exciting!

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Ghostbuster ()
Date: January 04, 2017 02:48PM

Ghost of Meade Wrote:
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> Married sex survey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many times a week/day? Only missionary and
> > lights out? Or more involved- bc
>
>
> Not married, but I fuck your wife about 3 times a
> week.

I nail his wife 3 times a week too. We must be alternating days.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: big seller------- ()
Date: January 04, 2017 03:27PM

This thread has had 800 hits in 24 hours.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Big Black ()
Date: January 04, 2017 04:22PM

Ghostbuster Wrote:
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> Ghost of Meade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Married sex survey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How many times a week/day? Only missionary
> and
> > > lights out? Or more involved- bc
> >
> >
> > Not married, but I fuck your wife about 3 times
> a
> > week.
>
> I nail his wife 3 times a week too. We must be
> alternating days.

You too? I thought I was the only one?

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Ronald Reagan loved jelly beans ()
Date: January 04, 2017 05:34PM

After 15 years, we're still filling jars.

It helps to have a smokin hot wife who reads the Bible where ex was ordained by God.

I hear a lot about God when we get down.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Richard Leroy Moreno. ()
Date: January 04, 2017 05:53PM

Very rarely. I'm over 70 years old and my youngest son William has put quite a strain on me physically, mentally, and financially. Had I known how this kid would turn out, I would have gotten a vasectomy or castration before that fatal encounter 35 years ago that led to his conception.

My wife and I have sex about once or twice a year now. However she also regularly sleeps with that aforementioned deadbeat son of ours. He claims she likes anal, although she never allowed me to travel up her Hershey Highway.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 04, 2017 05:53PM

Ronald Reagan loved jelly beans Wrote:
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> After 15 years, we're still filling jars.
>
> It helps to have a smokin hot wife who reads the
> Bible where ex was ordained by God.
>
> I hear a lot about God when we get down.


"God, are you done yet?"
"God, why do you keep trying to put it in my butt?!"
"Oh God, you can't get it up again?"

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Disgusting ()
Date: January 04, 2017 10:09PM

When the man you married becomes a fat, lazy slob = never!

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: sigh sigh ()
Date: February 24, 2020 10:35AM

Was not bad the first few years. I like a lot of nasty talk which she was not really into. I worked on her. got her to come around on some things but the sexy steadily waned. She is just not a sexual person. I stayed. Many decades. She finally got to where she would just play with me and help me jack off, maybe let me put it in on rare occasion so i just have a coworker i which will do "ANYTHING" for me that i see once or twice a week on average.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Lots o spanxxxx ()
Date: February 24, 2020 08:00PM

Lots of ffx county women wear spanxxx when you meet them-including your wife! You are being misled with “false advertising.”

It is dangerous to be within 5ft of them when they “remove” their spanxxx, before intercourse.

Use OSHA-required PPE (gloves/eye protection/respirator), especially around the fupa area.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Pancho villa ()
Date: February 24, 2020 09:08PM

She hit menopause and hung up her spurs.
She feels no sense of obligation to me.
In fact, she has grown very bitter.
I believe she's depressed.
She doesn't trust Drs.
Never seeks help.


Once a year...maybe.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: hearyehearye ()
Date: February 24, 2020 10:15PM

Women that quit having sex with their husband, get cheated on. Not his fault but hers.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: whathesaid ()
Date: February 24, 2020 10:20PM

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: NHTTW ()
Date: February 25, 2020 01:43AM

At least 5 times a week. Sat. is a marathon. That broad wears me out.

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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Unit 8 ()
Date: February 25, 2020 03:20AM

Who needs split tail.

You should see my gun collection!
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Re: Survey- how often do you and your spouse fuck?
Posted by: Freddie the fag ()
Date: February 26, 2020 07:21AM

My wife tells me to bend over several times each week.

Have you any idea how exhausting that is?

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