Re: The Offical 2009 Redskins Thread
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Who the F*** are you?
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Date: October 27, 2009 12:24AM
Its week 8,,,,halfway through the NFL season ,,,
Do you know who YOU ARE?
YOU ARE,,,Carolina Panthers fan,,,including last seasons playoff debacle,your QB has thrown 18!!!! interceptions and 4 td's,,,and lost 3 fumbles
Your coach says "we MAY have to change the status quo" ?!?!?!?!
Loyalty my ass,,,get a rope
YOU ARE,,,the ST Louis Rams,,,the worst team in football,,,your fans are ready to drive you out of town,,,which is good,because you'll need drivers for the moving vans you'll be driving to LA,,,
More good news,,,you'll be some of the few people in California with a job
YOU ARE,,,Daniel Snyder,,,,and your no Jack Kent Cook little man!!!
Vegas has your team (+14) vs a wet paper bag,,,
Time to push Cerrato in front of a bus and find out where the hell he's hiding those pictures of you and the gerbil
YOU ARE,,,Charlie Weiss,,,and your on national television,!!! WIPE YOUR NOSE,,,
you freakin neanderthal
YOU ARE,,, the Oakland Raiders and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,,,,,you just played each other in the SUPER BOWL a few years ago!!!!
How can teams in uniforms so cool suck so bad
YOU ARE,,,Mike Shanahan and you cant wait to start coaching the Chargers,,,two shots a year at the Broncos and the Raiders,,,
"Hey Al,,,DONT YOU GO DYING ON ME YOU CRAZY OLD BASTARD!!!!"
YOU ARE,,,Jeff Fisher,,,and apparently you started smoking crack sometime in the last 8 months,,,Your 0-6,,,If you want to wear a Peyton Manning jersey in Tennessee,,make sure its a Volunteers jersey,,,
Also,your seasons over, play Vince Young,,,theres more reasons to play him than not play him at this point,,,you treat this guy like you caught him screwing your wife,,,,uh oh
YOU ARE,,,Cleveland Browns fan,,,Yes,it is all a cruel hoax to drive you over the edge
YOU ARE,,,at the end of this list,,,,more later