Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by:
Super tick69
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Date: February 09, 2016 12:33PM
I love this thread. Here is the truth: Many FFs were once volunteers. They now hate volunteers because they were told to do so when being pumped in the ass and mouth during recruit school.
Second, many many FFX Cty FFs are gay. This is why they always talk about banging some disgusting fat volunteer. People who are gay do this to try to pretend they are straight. People who are straight would be to embarrassed to ever admit bedding such a hog.
Third, Volunteers rule. Imagine if you were a surgeon. It is the best thing you could accomplish and required all of your effort. then, some asshole comes in and does your job better than you FOR FREE! Not only that, he has another job where he makes more money than you AND gets more pussy. The only thing that would prevent you from putting a gun in your mouth is spewing anger in that volunteers are worthless, blah blah blah.
That, my friends is what the paid FF goes through every day. Every day he wakes up and takes a shower looking at his cool fire tattoo sleeve he just got with his other fire buddy before they sucked each other off. He puts on his cool fire job shirt with his name and symbol. He gets in his cool car with his FFX Co Logo on it and then drives to work crying because he knows his job is a joke. He tries to hold onto the myth that his job is dangerous as he passes up yet another interior attack and opts instead for going "defensive". The most dangerous thing he has to avoid is catching AIDS from his FF buddy when he licks the cum out of his ass late at night in the bunkroom after some real deep dicking from the new station captain.
You want to see real men, come to Kentlands. We fucking tear it up there. FFX CO = pussies and fags. Kentlands = MEN.
I have to stop typing now because my Filet Mignon is ready. I'll think of you after I finish eating it and go fuck my sexy model wife before heading back to the office. Later tonight when I drive my Mercedes to Kentlands for another night of dragon slaying, I'll think of you in your faggy Prius sitting in your queer FFX CO station looking at pics of some salty dudes pretending you are one of them. Guess what, you are not. You are a joke and your department is a joke. I am the masta and your masta.