This is a photo of the girl that Lurch "The King of Ashburn" Bishop brought to the Junkie's Annual Summer Dress Party that was held in Clarendon. Apparently this chick is worth cheating on his wife with. We all understand that he no longer loves his wife and that he is only staying with her because of their children but if you are going to have a side piece, make sure her body fat content is less than yours. She was hideous, so fake looking. And the friend she brought with her looked like she borrowed her dress from her grandmother. The only time she actually spent with Lurch was when he was getting her another drink from the bar. When she wasn't doing that, she was all over the place, pretending she knew everyone and introducing herself as Lurch's girlfriend. Like she should be proud that she is sleeping with a married man. Don't get me wrong, Lurch is a complete stud for his age, but I would never make that public information if I was a homewrecker. Come on Lurch Papa, you can do better than that...
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