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LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: BarelyFairfax ()
Date: September 04, 2013 07:23AM

This is a photo of the girl that Lurch "The King of Ashburn" Bishop brought to the Junkie's Annual Summer Dress Party that was held in Clarendon. Apparently this chick is worth cheating on his wife with. We all understand that he no longer loves his wife and that he is only staying with her because of their children but if you are going to have a side piece, make sure her body fat content is less than yours. She was hideous, so fake looking. And the friend she brought with her looked like she borrowed her dress from her grandmother. The only time she actually spent with Lurch was when he was getting her another drink from the bar. When she wasn't doing that, she was all over the place, pretending she knew everyone and introducing herself as Lurch's girlfriend. Like she should be proud that she is sleeping with a married man. Don't get me wrong, Lurch is a complete stud for his age, but I would never make that public information if I was a homewrecker. Come on Lurch Papa, you can do better than that...
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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Caksie ()
Date: September 04, 2013 07:26AM

Need a shot from the front, bro.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Flaimer ()
Date: September 04, 2013 07:53AM

Are those tats on her back? What are they?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Theresa ()
Date: September 04, 2013 07:59AM

Lol. She does look a little chunky. And short.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: BarelyFairfax ()
Date: September 04, 2013 08:00AM

This is the girl and her friend that she brought with her....come on Lurch come on. And yes those were tats on her back, some sort of birds which I am sure she has some sort of ridiculous explanation as to what they mean...
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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Lucky Lurch ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:28AM

Would most definitely hit.


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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: J.P. Flame ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:35AM

What's wrong with leaving your wife?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: let down ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:40AM

Looked better from the back.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Cakes ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:44AM

Hit or Hur--ting?

I think it's just struggling.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Rickey from Towson ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:48AM

She's had a few too many chicken paarrmmms.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: He one of dem negroes? ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:54AM

Who the fuck is Lurch?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Uh... ()
Date: September 04, 2013 10:09AM

He one of dem negroes? Wrote:
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> Who the fuck is Lurch?

From the Sports Junkies.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Designated-Hitter ()
Date: September 04, 2013 10:15AM

Would hit

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: September 04, 2013 10:23AM

felted

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: BarelyFairfax ()
Date: September 04, 2013 10:27AM

These comments are making my day, but I would say she's damaged goods guys so I wouldn't even bother.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: JP Flame ()
Date: September 04, 2013 11:09AM

Gotta give the LP props, he's been dating one after another for years, so his wife must be cool with it, or she's got her own gig going.

Lurch was at an Xmas party in Reston held by an investment firm in 2010 and the company receptionist was introducing him as her boyfriend - so he wasn't "creeping", and it appears his "celebrity" pays off, the Reston girl was cute, this one not quite as much, but who wouldn't trade places with him?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Papa ()
Date: September 04, 2013 11:29AM

Ya'll just jelly

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Knower of Things ()
Date: September 04, 2013 02:31PM

JP Flame Wrote:
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> Gotta give the LP props, he's been dating one
> after another for years, so his wife must be cool
> with it, or she's got her own gig going.
>

He's been creeping for at least the last decade. I know two girls he was seeing on the side. One in 2002 and the other in 2005/2006. Pretty sad.

His wife must not care because he's pretty blatant about it.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Bickel ()
Date: September 04, 2013 02:45PM

You donks needs to give up, you're just jelly. Lurch is money and he isn't creeping, his wife is ok with it. She is getting a huge hook by staying with him.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: prevert the pervert ()
Date: September 04, 2013 03:26PM

The chick in the purple is not wearing panites!!!!

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Sat radio only ()
Date: September 04, 2013 03:29PM

The amazing story is how these hacks stay on the air.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: terrymcauliffe ()
Date: September 04, 2013 04:26PM

ya'll crazy. I'd hit that like a caveman

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: sorry ()
Date: September 04, 2013 04:33PM

Both are HIDEOUS.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Nostradamus ()
Date: September 04, 2013 05:19PM

I would hit it, repeatedly. Very nice face, her pooper looks good and the tats could be removed.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: some guy ()
Date: September 04, 2013 09:36PM

The woman looks like a clone, of whom there are many in this area. She doesn't look intelligent, but she isn't supposed to. She's supposed to look fuckable, and she is. Get drunk, live the illusion, tear off the purple and lay the pipe to cap off the night.

The figure is hourglass. The body is soft in a feminine way. She doesn't look sloppy.

The tattoos are... common, as she is. Removable? Why? She'll be swapped out for another one and passed around. She gets to feel the excitement of proximity to fame and fortune, however pedestrian. He gets fresh meat, however used.

Her acquaintance is good background material. Makes her more appealing.

As far as staying around for the children? Few people give a rat's ass about that. It's cheaper to keep 'er. That's all.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: MouthVomit ()
Date: September 04, 2013 11:09PM

You're so gay.

some guy Wrote:
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> The woman looks like a clone, of whom there are
> many in this area. She doesn't look intelligent,
> but she isn't supposed to. She's supposed to look
> fuckable, and she is. Get drunk, live the
> illusion, tear off the purple and lay the pipe to
> cap off the night.
>
> The figure is hourglass. The body is soft in a
> feminine way. She doesn't look sloppy.
>
> The tattoos are... common, as she is. Removable?
> Why? She'll be swapped out for another one and
> passed around. She gets to feel the excitement of
> proximity to fame and fortune, however pedestrian.
> He gets fresh meat, however used.
>
> Her acquaintance is good background material.
> Makes her more appealing.
>
> As far as staying around for the children? Few
> people give a rat's ass about that. It's cheaper
> to keep 'er. That's all.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Giggity Gumdrops ()
Date: September 04, 2013 11:33PM

The Junkies are some dumb motherfuckers. Can we all agree on that? Backfat aside.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Dumb Luck ()
Date: September 04, 2013 11:42PM

Giggity Gumdrops Wrote:
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> The Junkies are some dumb motherfuckers. Can we
> all agree on that? Backfat aside.


They won the lotto for a job, Can't believe they still have one. They pull in some good cash for the shitty product they put out.
Blows my fucking mind.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Ronnie ()
Date: September 05, 2013 12:21AM

E.B. with his hot little piece of ass from WJLA. Much higher quality pussy than what Lurch is getting.
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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Sacktown ()
Date: September 05, 2013 06:50AM

Lurch hasn't seen his wife naked in 10 years, brother been creepin' all that time.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: LcKck ()
Date: September 05, 2013 11:15AM

Sat radio only Wrote:
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> The amazing story is how these hacks stay on the
> air.


+1

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Papa Rick ()
Date: September 05, 2013 03:53PM

Junks are money, Rick

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Pull this ()
Date: September 05, 2013 04:11PM

Ronnie Wrote:
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> E.B. with his hot little piece of ass from WJLA.
> Much higher quality pussy than what Lurch is
> getting.


Dudes got a stain on his shirt, some homo trying to lick his ear and he is going bald.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: BarelyFairfax ()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:37AM

I disagree with everyone who has said they don't like the Junks. Love them, always have. I do have an issue with everyone saying Lurch's wife is "okay" with everything. She may be fine with it but deep down it must hurt her to know that she could not make her husband happy. And what about his daughters? If I found out that my father was doing what he is doing I would absolutely HATE him. And please stop defending this trailer trash dump that he's seeing instead of his wife. She's filthy and gross. And she belongs on a pole, not on his arm.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Lucky Lurch ()
Date: September 06, 2013 09:27AM

BarelyFairfax Wrote:
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> And please stop defending this trailer trash
> dump that he's seeing instead of his wife. She's
> filthy and gross. And she belongs on a pole, not
> on his arm.

She's a certified hottie & Lurch is lucky to be taggin' sumthin' so sweet.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: inquiring mind ()
Date: September 06, 2013 09:38AM

Do you think Lurch uses condoms or spews hot cream inside her?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Rocco Siffredi ()
Date: September 06, 2013 05:53PM

The first photo was taken after she tongue kissed my shithole in the Men's room. she's a keeper Lurch!

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Rickshop ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:01PM

I actually talked to these chicks for a while that night. The one in the flower dress is a bartender at Bonefish where Lurch goes and the other chick was her friend tagging along. That's why he was hooking them with drinks. Def not his creeper. You guys are killing this poor chick for no reason.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: bumper zz ()
Date: October 09, 2013 05:46PM

Bump

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Money metal cakes ()
Date: October 09, 2013 06:19PM

Rickshop Wrote:
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> I actually talked to these chicks for a while that
> night. The one in the flower dress is a bartender
> at Bonefish where Lurch goes and the other chick
> was her friend tagging along. That's why he was
> hooking them with drinks. Def not his creeper. You
> guys are killing this poor chick for no reason.


They are just Clubbing them, The donks that are doing the clubbing are just hur-ting, They punted on the game of life, they were dealt a 2-7 off suit, just so not money.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: whois ()
Date: October 09, 2013 08:41PM

Money metal cakes Wrote:
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> Rickshop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I actually talked to these chicks for a while
> that
> > night. The one in the flower dress is a
> bartender
> > at Bonefish where Lurch goes and the other
> chick
> > was her friend tagging along. That's why he was
> > hooking them with drinks. Def not his creeper.
> You
> > guys are killing this poor chick for no reason.
>
>
> They are just Clubbing them, The donks that are
> doing the clubbing are just hur-ting, They punted
> on the game of life, they were dealt a 2-7 off
> suit, just so not money.

Shut the fuck up faggot.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Bickel ()
Date: October 09, 2013 08:53PM

whois Wrote:

>
> Shut the fuck up faggot.


OH, Just Stru-ggling, You're no so Money.. Ricky.. Just Hur-ting..

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: got ur IP ()
Date: October 09, 2013 09:18PM

Bickel Wrote:
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> whois Wrote:
>
> >
> > Shut the fuck up faggot.
>
>
> OH, Just Stru-ggling, You're no so Money.. Ricky..
> Just Hur-ting..

Got ur IP fag. Keep if up and I'll report you to the police.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: uhhh ()
Date: October 10, 2013 10:01AM

no you dont. ricky.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: cakes is flakes ()
Date: October 10, 2013 10:34AM

I wrote to the station, told them I'd boycott every product advertised on that show.

I also wrote to some of the product companies and told them the same thing.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Sex With Backfat ()
Date: October 10, 2013 12:30PM

Money metal cakes Wrote:
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> Rickshop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I actually talked to these chicks for a while
> that
> > night. The one in the flower dress is a
> bartender
> > at Bonefish where Lurch goes and the other
> chick
> > was her friend tagging along. That's why he was
> > hooking them with drinks. Def not his creeper.
> You
> > guys are killing this poor chick for no reason.
>
>
> They are just Clubbing them, The donks that are
> doing the clubbing are just hur-ting, They punted
> on the game of life, they were dealt a 2-7 off
> suit, just so not money.

2-7? That's the world famous Poker After Dark prop bet.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: PILBASTIAN ()
Date: October 11, 2013 08:04PM

lol at this thread. I always knew Lurch was a dirtbag, but damn. This is just sad.

Feel sorry for his kids.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: EB tho ()
Date: July 19, 2014 01:25AM

EB looks messed up in that pic.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Ughughugh ()
Date: July 19, 2014 10:42AM

Those tatoos are fucking awful. Women need to stop getting them. Makes you look like trailer trash.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: doublewide ()
Date: July 19, 2014 11:52AM

But they are trailer trash.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: I banged the ugly one ()
Date: July 19, 2014 10:10PM

doublewide Wrote:
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> But they are trailer trash.


Nah...they live in a triple wide.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: BIG NASTY MEANIE FACED GUY ()
Date: August 23, 2014 11:34AM

I banged the ugly one Wrote:
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> doublewide Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > But they are trailer trash.
>
>
> Nah...they live in a triple wide.


That's like a four star hotel for those people

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Farrow ()
Date: August 27, 2014 02:04AM

BIG NASTY MEANIE FACED GUY Wrote:
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> I banged the ugly one Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > doublewide Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > But they are trailer trash.
> >
> >
> > Nah...they live in a triple wide.
>
>
> That's like a four star hotel for those people

+1

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Presoecto ()
Date: December 17, 2014 03:41AM

I heard he did reverse cowgirl on a fat chich

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Date: December 18, 2014 04:51PM

The life losers on FFX Underground critiquing women that they have zippy chance with. How rich...

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Lurch just posted ()
Date: December 18, 2014 06:04PM

Mayor of Greenbriar Wrote:
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> The life losers on FFX Underground critiquing
> women that they have zippy chance with. How
> rich...


STFU

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Date: December 18, 2014 06:18PM

Lurch just posted Wrote:
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>
> STFU

I'm smarter than you, I can beat you up, and I'm not a 40 year old virgin. So, no, I'm not going to STFU because I've got you beat in life, loser.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Money Metal Cakes ()
Date: December 18, 2014 06:22PM

Mayor of Greenbriar Wrote:
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> Lurch just posted Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > STFU
>
> I'm smarter than you, I can beat you up, and I'm
> not a 40 year old virgin. So, no, I'm not going
> to STFU because I've got you beat in life, loser.


You're just punting at the game at life, ricky

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: JunkesStink ()
Date: December 19, 2014 09:20PM

The midget in the Junkies is an absolute sports idiot. At least Lurch played ball.

Posdibly the WORST sports interview in the history of sports interviews was when he tried to interview John Riggins on Table Manners. Guy thought Riggo and Gibbs were pals and said something like "at what point did you realize you were in the presence of greatness with Joe Gibbs? Riggo just winced and said something like "you dont know me very well do you" and had to bite his toungue from outright calling this guy a Dumbass.

Anyone who knows anything about football knows Gibbs and Riggins avoided one another like the plague...and Gibbs thought Riggo had a screw loose.


Can someone post that on YouTube so it goes viral and exposes this fraud?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Is Riggins dead? ()
Date: December 19, 2014 09:35PM

He's dead, right?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Righo44 ()
Date: December 19, 2014 09:47PM

Riggins has shit out things bigger that that midget on the Junkies - and yeah, he's still a multi-millionnaire Washington Sports Legend in the NFL Hall of Fame that could kick your ass....TODAY.

Thats another thing, that midget in that interview knew nothing about hunting. What a freakin idiot. Guy trying to conduct an interview with Riggins...asking about how hunting works.

please somebody find and post this interview on YouTube so we can humiliate this Junkies loser. Im begging you...it was THAT bad!

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Honest to god, I recorded it!!!! ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:02PM

I actually recorded that episode.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Righo44 ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:07PM

So if you watch it youll see what i mean. Sorry to rag on this guy, but I felt embarrased for this midget. His JOB is to know DC sports, and it was just sooooo bad. He should be "junked" sorry to say.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Resident of Greenbriar ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:08PM

Mayor of Greenbriar Wrote:
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> The life losers on FFX Underground critiquing
> women that they have zippy chance with. How
> rich...


The fact that you continue to post under the name "Mayor of Greenbriar" just shows that you are a fucking pompous asshole and nothing you say should even be read. Fuck off and die. And if you cannot fuck off and die why do you not run for a position on the Greenbriar Civic Association Board, or be a block captain, or volunteer to work on the Greenbriar Flyer as you seem to have a lot of free time on your hand?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Riggins = OVERRATED ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:08PM

Franco Harris was better than Riggo> Riggins is only in the HOF because the committee felt sorrt for the Redskins. Steelres are better than you.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Yeahright ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:17PM

In his time, he was incredible and when Riggo went into the hall he was like number four in rushing yards...of all time. Franco was good, but played on great teams. They might as well have started Blier and they still would hsve won with the teams they had. Riggins sat out an entire season in his prime and played on some bad Redskins and Jets teams. If a fight went down in a bar, youd want Riggins on your side. Franco would wimper away. Riggins was one bad hombre.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Her name is Amber Longfellow ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:22PM

I should know because I used to date her. She is a wreck down there btw, she was with about 5 other guys before she dated me. All looks, not alot of brains.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: You Know ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:37PM

Her name is Amber Longfellow Wrote:
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> I should know because I used to date her. She is a
> wreck down there btw, she was with about 5 other
> guys before she dated me. All looks, not alot of
> brains.

Harsh words from an "anonymous" former boyfriend.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Her name is Amber Longfellow ()
Date: December 19, 2014 10:48PM

You Know Wrote:
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> Her name is Amber Longfellow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I should know because I used to date her. She is
> a
> > wreck down there btw, she was with about 5
> other
> > guys before she dated me. All looks, not alot
> of
> > brains.
>
> Harsh words from an "anonymous" former boyfriend.

Don't be hating because I tapped that. She loved staring at my blue eyes while I fucked her brains out.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: JunikesRjunk ()
Date: December 20, 2014 03:57PM

What kind of jackwads use terms like "donks" and "zippy"...oh yeah, these total losers. These guys totally suck. Totally. Who gives a crap about their carousing.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Money Metal Cakes ()
Date: December 20, 2014 08:37PM

JunikesRjunk Wrote:
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> What kind of jackwads use terms like "donks" and
> "zippy"...oh yeah, these total losers. These guys
> totally suck. Totally. Who gives a crap about
> their carousing.


Still punting at life, ricky?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Donkdowner ()
Date: December 20, 2014 09:08PM

Ricky? You ARE that midget, or one of them, arent you? Doesnt one of them have a gay name like cakes like you?

Lurch is the only tolerable one of you all that even resembles an athlete that would know anything about sports.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Money Metal Cakes ()
Date: December 20, 2014 09:11PM

Donkdowner Wrote:
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> Ricky? You ARE that midget, or one of them, arent
> you? Doesnt one of them have a gay name like cakes
> like you?
>
> Lurch is the only tolerable one of you all that
> even resembles an athlete that would know anything
> about sports.


Why do you punt at the game of life?

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Midgetsquasher ()
Date: December 20, 2014 09:13PM

Dont know you babycakes..or wtf you are talking about, but the Junkies SUCK!

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Date: December 22, 2014 03:16PM

Resident of Greenbriar Wrote:
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> Mayor of Greenbriar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The life losers on FFX Underground critiquing
> > women that they have zippy chance with. How
> > rich...
>
>
> The fact that you continue to post under the name
> "Mayor of Greenbriar" just shows that you are a
> fucking pompous asshole and nothing you say should
> even be read. Fuck off and die. And if you cannot
> fuck off and die why do you not run for a position
> on the Greenbriar Civic Association Board, or be a
> block captain, or volunteer to work on the
> Greenbriar Flyer as you seem to have a lot of free
> time on your hand?


Or maybe it just shows I have a better sense of humor than you do. Where are you, physically? I can beat you up, I'm sure of it.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: hmmmm ()
Date: December 22, 2014 03:37PM

BarelyFairfax Wrote:
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> This is the girl and her friend that she brought
> with her....come on Lurch come on. And yes those
> were tats on her back, some sort of birds which I
> am sure she has some sort of ridiculous
> explanation as to what they mean...

The guy is a dog although a rich dog but a dog nonetheless. Where do you guys recommend a place where i can get gonzaga boobs and have my hair bleached down to my brain so i can attract a wealthy white guy? I'm thinner than this bitch and know i can do as good if not much better to attract a rich guy. Also his wife deserves no sympathy. She's obviously with the lurch worm cause she probably doesn't work and mooches off him while he sleeps around.

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Re: LURCH LOVES BACKFAT
Posted by: Lurch's left nut ()
Date: December 22, 2014 03:48PM

You hurtings are so jelly.

I smoke cigars that are worth more than your paycheck.

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