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Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
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Goverment Mule
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Date: January 16, 2013 10:37AM
The goverment will be closing early today due to the rain & will be closed on Thur & Fri due to snow sticking to the roads and as we don't drive in the snow and you will be off monday also...
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
Posted by:
Oh Yea
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Date: January 16, 2013 12:30PM
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM THURSDAY MORNING THROUGH LATE THURSDAY NIGHT.
* PRECIPITATION TYPE...SNOW...POSSIBLY HEAVY AT TIMES.
* ACCUMULATIONS...IN EXCESS OF 5 INCHES POSSIBLE.
* TIMING...SNOW MAY MIX WITH RAIN AT THE ONSET...ESPECIALLY SOUTH OF WASHINGTON DC THURSDAY MORNING...BEFORE CHANGING TO ALL SNOW LATE THURSDAY MORNING AND AFTERNOON. SNOW WILL END THURSDAY NIGHT. SNOW MAY BE HEAVY AT TIMES DURING THE AFTERNOON AND EVENING.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE LOWER TO MID 30S.
* WINDS...NORTHWEST 5 TO 10 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 20 MPH.
* IMPACTS...ROADS MAY BECOME SNOW COVERED...ESPECIALLY DURING THE EVENING RUSH HOUR.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT SNOW ACCUMULATIONS THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL. CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS.
Not sure why the school link isn't working. I'm a janitor and they just announced that FCPS are going into "snow mode." We need to make sure all snow equipment is ready for this evening and tomorrow morning.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
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PANIC NOW!
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Date: January 16, 2013 12:53PM
OMFG IT's GOING TO SNOW!!!
EVERYBODY! TIME TO PANIC!!!
LEAVE WORK NOW! ALL AT ONCE!
HEAD TO THE GROCERY STORE IMMEDIATELY AND CLEAR THE SHELVES OF EVERY LAST GALLON OF MILK, TOILET PAPER, ICE MELT, SNOW SHOVELS, AND OTHER CRAP THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE 3 OF AT HOME.
FIND A GOOD SPOT TO ABANDON YOUR CAR BEFORE THE NEXT GUY GETS IT!
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
Posted by:
masturbate time
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Date: January 16, 2013 01:01PM
Hell yeah!!!!! You all know what this means with an impending snow storm.............24/7 coverage on all local news channels about the storm!!!! This means Eun Yang and Wendy Reiger all day tomorrow!!!! Going to be stroking good long and hard one tomorrow morning!!!!
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
Posted by:
Capital Weather Gang
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Date: January 16, 2013 01:12PM
Google: Capital Weather Gang
There is sufficient uncertainty about the storm to offer four possible storm scenarios with our best guess at the probabilities of each one as such:
1) Precipitation starting as rain or snow late morning or tomorrow afternoon changes to all snow with temperatures falling to near or below freezing by rush hour with snow accumulating several inches (1-4 inch accumulations being the most likely range). This is one of the rare cases where the heaviest accumulations could fall south of the city. Based on this morning’s model runs, this is the most likely scenario (probability of around 50 percent).
2) The storm skirts to our south but our precipitation rates stay low with temperatures staying above freezing giving us rain to snow but little to no accumulation (less than one inch). (30 percent)
3) The storm stays far enough south to keep the D.C. dry with only our southern suburbs seeing any precipitation. One of the two least likely scenarios. (10 percent)
The National Weather Service’s official forecast is essentially our scenario 4, just a 10 percent possibility in our mind. Can’t rule out it — amounts are more realistic - in our opnion - southwest of Stafford county.
4) The storm edges a little farther north and heavy snowfall rates allow heavy snow accumulations of 5 inches or more (10 percent)
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
Posted by:
BB*X
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Date: January 16, 2013 01:52PM
"I was just at Costco and they are completely wiped out of towel paper."
Is that some new Costco product, combination paper towel and toilet paper? Use it to wipe your face/hands during dinner and then to wipe your ass after dinner.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
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winter driver
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Date: January 16, 2013 02:49PM
I strongly suggest that everyone leave work early today. That way they can abandon their cars in all sorts of unlikely places. Even if you don't want to, just leave your car partially off the road, so that even if you're not stalled you can block one lane of traffic and contribute to the general "charlie foxtrot" that the roads will be come.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
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4WD Rednecks
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Date: January 16, 2013 03:24PM
Calling all four wheel drive drivers. It's time to get on the roads now and starting acting like total assholes, cutting people off, driving to fast and ending up spun out in a ditch.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday
Posted by:
Parental Opinion
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Date: January 16, 2013 03:52PM
HHS Wrote:
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> Fairfax county schools just posted on their
> facebook page - https://www.facebook.com/fcpsva
Shanty Wrote:
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> edit by Cary (the admin): Cute, but
> misinformation will not be tolerated in Fairfax
> General. Please do not purposefully spread
> misinformation.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday [Lies!]
Posted by:
MFD
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Date: January 16, 2013 04:40PM
My friend's dad knows a guy that saw snow one time and he says that it might snow tomoorow, but it might not snow tommorow and we should all shelter-in-place because he thinks it might snow, but it might not. He is an official weather prognosticator. His name is Lyin' (Bob) Ryan.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday [Lies!]
Posted by:
Ozzee
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Date: January 16, 2013 05:18PM
MFD Wrote:
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> My friend's dad knows a guy that saw snow one time
> and he says that it might snow tomoorow, but it
> might not snow tommorow and we should all
> shelter-in-place because he thinks it might snow,
> but it might not. He is an official weather
> prognosticator. His name is Lyin' (Bob) Ryan.
Good enough for me. I'm off to Costco to stock up on bread, eggs, milk and buy a snow shovel.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday [Lies!]
Posted by:
MFD
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Date: January 16, 2013 08:23PM
My friend's dad says he remembers when Wendy Rieger was hammered drunk on live T.V. It was during the all-day broadcast of a snowstorm that blanketed the area in 1-2 inches of snow. Wendy was so overwhelmed by seeing 2 inches, she promptly drank 4 bottles of red wine while wearing her leopard-skin body-hugging dress. My friends' dad says she was going commando during the broadcast.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday [Lies!]
Posted by:
Crackhead Jim
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Date: January 16, 2013 08:50PM
MFD Wrote:
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> My friend's dad says he remembers when Wendy
> Rieger was hammered drunk on live T.V. It was
> during the all-day broadcast of a snowstorm that
> blanketed the area in 1-2 inches of snow. Wendy
> was so overwhelmed by seeing 2 inches, she
> promptly drank 4 bottles of red wine while wearing
> her leopard-skin body-hugging dress. My friends'
> dad says she was going commando during the
> broadcast.
Long ago I did see something kinda along those lines one time when they cut back to her unexpectedly during a commercial break and she didn't know they were on camera. She was talking to somebody off screen and said something to the effect of "... and we were so wasted!" Realized that she'd been caught and was all flustered trying to get onto the next story. lol
I'll tell you this: after taking 9 hours to get home the last time it snowed in the afternoon, I'm getting the fuck out of dodge at the first flake. Lame yes, but for some of us the phrase "never again" has special meaning.
__________________________________ That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: 5 Inches of Snow Expected Tomorrow- FFX County Just Announced Closed Thurs\Friday [Lies!]
Posted by:
Question Mark
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Date: January 17, 2013 12:18PM
MFD Wrote:
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> My friend's dad says he remembers when Wendy
> Rieger was hammered drunk on live T.V. It was
> during the all-day broadcast of a snowstorm that
> blanketed the area in 1-2 inches of snow. Wendy
> was so overwhelmed by seeing 2 inches, she
> promptly drank 4 bottles of red wine while wearing
> her leopard-skin body-hugging dress. My friends'
> dad says she was going commando during the
> broadcast.
How dare you bash the good name of sexy Wendy Rieger! You are nothing but a three toad sloth without a tongue!
If Wendy Rieger wants to wear a leopard-skin body-hugging dress and go commando I say more power to her! She is three times as sexy as any news anchor!