Where the fuck do I live?
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Lost at home
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Date: December 06, 2012 07:32AM
Ok, start at the intersection of Beulah Street and Telegraph Road. Proceed south to the Fairfax County Parkway. Take a right, and go towards the freeway, but turn right at Loisdale Road.
Follow Loisdale Road up to Spring Mall Drive, just south of the Springfield Mall. Take a right on Spring Mall, and go until you get to Frontier Drive, then take a right again. Take a left at the Franconia Springfield Parkway, and proceed to Beulah Street.
Take a right on Beulah, and follow it to Telegraph Road, the starting point.
Take the map area I just defined, and look at the metro tracks running through it that split it.
I live in the eastern half of the area I just defined. It's not Lorton, It's not Springfield, it's not Newington, It's not Kingstowne, it's not Franconia. The address, according to the post office, is Alexandria... but it's not Alexandria city. WTF is it????? Where the fuck do I live?
I hate the south. I hate the post office.