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ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 04:56PM

Hi guys,
I'm starting up an advise column for Fairfax Underground users. (it's sorta like Dear Abby but kewler) Feel free to ask questions on any topic. I'm really smart about love, relationships, success, health and spirituality.

So if you have something on your mind and you don't know who to ask just

ASK DR. TERI-

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 27, 2011 04:59PM

DR. TERI-

I wanna cuddle with Harry Fuddle.

How should i ask him if he wants to?

Tu amiga, Conchita Bonita

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: ANAL SEX ()
Date: February 27, 2011 05:01PM

MY GIRLFRIEND FINALLY LET ME FUCK HER IN THE ASS BUT SHE SHIT ON MY BED. SHOULD I DUMP HER?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 05:37PM

Conie Wrote:
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> DR. TERI-
>
> I wanna cuddle with Harry Fuddle.
>
> How should i ask him if he wants to?
>
> Tu amiga, Conchita Bonita



Hi Connie,

This is a tough question for obvious reasons. I mean, I guess, if you're used to rejection go ahead. But the best way to go about it would be in secret. I think even if Harry would go for it he sure wouldn't want anyone to know what he did. Don't forget what Harry's definition of cuddling is: "as far as he can get without being brought up on rape charges."

I'd suggest loosing some weight and maybe getting some plastic surgery if you want a guy who is hot and has some money. Sorry but the truth hurts sometimes. Have a great day and I wish you the best of luck.

Dr. Teri

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 05:38PM

ANAL SEX Wrote:
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> MY GIRLFRIEND FINALLY LET ME FUCK HER IN THE ASS
> BUT SHE SHIT ON MY BED. SHOULD I DUMP HER?




no, you were asking for it.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: observation ()
Date: February 27, 2011 05:39PM

ANAL SEX Wrote:
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> MY BOYFRIEND FINALLY LET ME FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
> BUT HE SHIT ON MY BED. SHOULD I DUMP HIM?


I think your boyfriend 'dumped' you first, AOLeeshTroll! :(

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Inquiring Mind ()
Date: February 27, 2011 06:15PM

What happens to the Earth if the next time the sun orbits the Milky Way to the same spot "as before" and gets enveloped in a massively thick dust cloud - you know,t he one we can't because it's hidden in the noise of the galaxy in that firection?

And when is it gonna happen?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 06:38PM

Inquiring Mind Wrote:
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> What happens to the Earth if the next time the sun
> orbits the Milky Way to the same spot "as before"
> and gets enveloped in a massively thick dust cloud
> - you know,t he one we can't because it's hidden
> in the noise of the galaxy in that firection?
>
> And when is it gonna happen?



Whaaaaat? I dunno.

I haven't heard about that b4 now. But it doesn't sound like a good thing.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: bentham ()
Date: February 27, 2011 06:41PM

I was wondering if you could post some pictures of yourself like you did before. You're awfull cute and you have a strong fan base here I betcha.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 27, 2011 06:46PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > DR. TERI-
> >
> > I wanna cuddle with Harry Fuddle.
> >
> > How should i ask him if he wants to?
> >
> > Tu amiga, Conchita Bonita
>
>
>
> Hi Connie,
>
> This is a tough question for obvious reasons. I
> mean, I guess, if you're used to rejection go
> ahead. But the best way to go about it would be in
> secret. I think even if Harry would go for it he
> sure wouldn't want anyone to know what he did.
> Don't forget what Harry's definition of cuddling
> is: "as far as he can get without being brought up
> on rape charges."
>
> I'd suggest loosing some weight and maybe getting
> some plastic surgery if you want a guy who is hot
> and has some money. Sorry but the truth hurts
> sometimes. Have a great day and I wish you the
> best of luck.
>
> Dr. Teri


I'm not looking for a guy who has money. And i'm not overweight!!

You suck at this.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:01PM

bentham Wrote:
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> I was wondering if you could post some pictures of
> yourself like you did before. You're awfull cute
> and you have a strong fan base here I betcha.


A recent "snapshot":

file.php?40,file=30034,filename=Teri+Hut

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:02PM

DR. TERI- Wrote:
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> bentham Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was wondering if you could post some pictures
> of
> > yourself like you did before. You're awfull
> cute
> > and you have a strong fan base here I betcha.
>
>
> A recent "snapshot":
>
>


wait...that's me!!

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Herbie ( ()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:13PM

I need a woman. How does a man meet a charming Lady, I've tried standing in the produce section of Supermarkets with a perplexed look on my face as I hold a cabbage. I've tried online dating, hitchhiking, joining a choir, all met with disaster. Help, I'm desperate.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:13PM


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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: posiden ()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:22PM

Dr T. What do you think of fat guys at the gym who wear brown socks with their gym shoes. I don't mean chubby, I mean really fat, and also do you believe in the concept of a man being very fat but handsome, does that make sense to you.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERi- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:59PM

Conie Wrote:
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> wait...that's me!!


You misremember. However, here is a photo of you taken at a rave (emphasis on the 'e'):

file.php?40,file=30035,filename=Conie.jp

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:24PM

DR. TERi- Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wait...that's me!!
>
>
> You misremember. However, here is a photo of you
> taken at a rave (emphasis on the 'e'):
>
>

Where did you get that photo of me?...(emphasis on "where")

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:30PM

Why does that chick's ass look like it has a giant bruise on it?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:34PM

That's a giant shadow

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:40PM

Dr. Teri, do you spit or swallow?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERi- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:43PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Where did you get that photo of me?...(emphasis on
> "where")


I documented the event for the Pittsburgh Herald Tribune.

Of course, not everyone "made it."


file.php?0,file=30036,filename=Conie--.j

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:46PM

496 Wrote:
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> Dr. Teri, do you spit or swallow?


In the instant case, I spit on your grave.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:46PM

Shit eesh...I mean Dr. Teri

That's Gross!!!

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:53PM

[sixth sense picture about seeing eesh and eesh being everywhere]

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:00PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Shit eesh...I mean Dr. Teri
>
> That's Gross!!!


You've. . . dared to tip back the mask, and reveal my true identity.


Yes, I am eesh.


And that photo - which disgusts you so - . . . that is a photo


OF MY FACE!!




Now do you understand??!


Now do you finally understand the pain that drives all the . . .


horror that I . . .


vomit forth on this board?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:03PM

DR. TERI- Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shit eesh...I mean Dr. Teri
> >
> > That's Gross!!!
>
>
> You've. . . dared to tip back the mask, and reveal
> my true identity.
>
>
> Yes, I am eesh.
>
>
> And that photo - which disgusts you so - . . .
> that is a photo
>
>
> OF MY FACE!!
>
>
>
>
> Now do you understand??!
>
>
> Now do you finally understand the pain that drives
> all the . . .
>
>
> horror that I . . .
>
>
> vomit forth on this board?


WUT

(LOL! I'm SILLY AREn"T I!?)

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:09PM

Tell me great hero, but please make it brief.

Is there a hole for me to get sick in?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:11PM

If Conie's dehydrated mess-hole isn't available, I'll kindly offer mine...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:13PM

Ah-ha! Dr. Teri- asks *Yours Truly* for an answer to a question!

The omniscient Dr. Teri-!

You saw it here first, ladies and germs...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:13PM

Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain,
that could keep you dear Harry from going insane.

That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain
of your useless and pointless knowledge.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:18PM

Feelin' uninspired
Think I'll start a fire
Everybody run
eesh's got a gun
Think you're kinda neat
Then Dr. Teri- tells me I'm a creep
Friends don't mean a thing
Guess I'll leave it up to me

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: ^TUTTLE = PLAGIARIST ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:21PM

My lawyers will be filing suit in the a.m.

Yours,

Courtney

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:24PM

But, plagiarism is the name of this game... ain't it, Bob Dylan?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:25PM

The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:26PM

This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:31PM

A not unexpected development for a deformed leper
sporting the emperor's new clothes.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Math Whiz ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:31PM

How is 6x9 42?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:33PM

For my the love of my life...

Here comes Dr. Teri-
Her love's so heavy, and it's pretty scary.
Dr. Teri-, she drinks her blood from a jagged edge...
Been riding broomsticks since she was fifteen
Blow out all the other witches on the scene.
She got a bull whip, just as long as your life.
Her tongue can even scratch
The soul out of the devil's wife.

Edit: OOPS! Misspelled the Love of My Life's name...

Signatures are for fags



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2011 09:34PM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: DR. TERI- ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:35PM

Math Whiz Wrote:
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> How is 6x9 42?


Ask Deep Throat.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: IRL ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:37PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> For my the love of my life...
>
> Here comes Dr. Teri-
> Her love's so heavy, and it's pretty scary.
> Dr. Teri-, she drinks her blood from a jagged
> edge...
> Been riding broomsticks since she was fifteen
> Blow out all the other witches on the scene.
> She got a bull whip, just as long as your life.
> Her tongue can even scratch
> The soul out of the devil's wife.
>
> Edit: OOPS! Misspelled the Love of My Life's
> name...


Ooh, love that song, for reals.

Staggering off into the sunset...

Yours,

The Misfit

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:39PM

That's hot...

DR. TERI- Wrote:
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> Ask Deep Throat.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 27, 2011 09:40PM

Bye, hunnybabie!

It's always a pleasure...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:34AM

>
> I'm not looking for a guy who has money. And i'm
> not overweight!!
>
> You suck at this.




Sorry Connie, I think I was nervous bcuz that was my first real question.

If you really like him then just go for it. You never know if you don't ask. Besides some guys don't mind a few extra pounds. Just don't sell yourself short I think you deserve a guy who at least has a job and isn't a complete parasite.

Good Luck! and let me know what happens.

Dr. Teri-

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:41AM

Herbie ( Wrote:
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> I need a woman. How does a man meet a charming
> Lady, I've tried standing in the produce section
> of Supermarkets with a perplexed look on my face
> as I hold a cabbage. I've tried online dating,
> hitchhiking, joining a choir, all met with
> disaster. Help, I'm desperate.


i dunno. you sound like you might be creepy. if that's the case either go find a hooker you can fall in love with or just give up the whole idea.

my last bf picked me up when he came through my drive through window. i was giving him change and he said "are you single?" i just melted. but he was a total hottie to begin with.

good luck buddy,

Dr. Teri-

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:44AM

posiden Wrote:
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> Dr T. What do you think of fat guys at the gym
> who wear brown socks with their gym shoes. I
> don't mean chubby, I mean really fat, and also do
> you believe in the concept of a man being very
> fat but handsome, does that make sense to you.



normally i don't give one word answers but here it goes...

moo

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:48AM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> Hi guys,
> I'm starting up an advise column for Fairfax
> Underground users. (it's sorta like Dear Abby but
> kewler) Feel free to ask questions on any topic.
> I'm really smart about love, relationships,
> success, health and spirituality.
>
> So if you have something on your mind and you
> don't know who to ask just
>



Kewler? How fucking old are you, 16?
>

---------------------------------------------------
W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/28/2011 11:48AM by graymoose1.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:53AM

bentham Wrote:
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> I was wondering if you could post some pictures of
> yourself like you did before. You're awfull cute
> and you have a strong fan base here I betcha.



my teacher took this when we went on a field trip for extra credit. aren't my boots kewl!
Attachments:
new boots.jpg

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:54AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore...


try regular jewelry cleaner

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:55AM

Math Whiz Wrote:
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> How is 6x9 42?


i don't have a calculator

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Bentham ()
Date: February 28, 2011 12:01PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> bentham Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was wondering if you could post some pictures
> of
> > yourself like you did before. You're awfull
> cute
> > and you have a strong fan base here I betcha.
>
>
>
> my teacher took this when we went on a field trip
> for extra credit. aren't my boots kewl!


Your the best Dr. Teri I think I love you. That might be a bad thing for patient - Doctor relationship though.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:03PM

I have this friend named Teri that lives in the OBX's now. She tells everyone she works at Mc'Ds drive through. She thinks everyone over 98 lbs. is fat(moo). Now she thinks she is a Dr. she should know not to smoke but she does.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: loert 23 ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:07PM

6X Wrote:
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> I have this friend named Teri that lives in the
> OBX's now. She tells everyone she works at Mc'Ds
> drive through. She thinks everyone over 98 lbs. is
> fat(moo). Now she thinks she is a Dr. she should
> know not to smoke but she does.


That's Okay. I would still place her as one of the most respected members of the FFXU. She's careing, pretty, young, smart and her feedback is of the highest quality.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Hologram ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:09PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> Math Whiz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How is 6x9 42?
>
>
> i don't have a calculator

Imagine if everyone had 13 fingers and 13 toes.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Wink Dinkerson ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:15PM

Dr Terri for President, Hip, Hip, Hoora!

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:23PM

Dr Teri -

My man is a cross-dresser. How do I keep him from trying on my clothes or even wearing them when we go out for the night.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Mustafa Tideal ()
Date: February 28, 2011 02:50PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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>
> my teacher took this when we went on a field trip
> for extra credit. aren't my boots kewl!


how mush U wanta cell those pantys for? in the pickture.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: February 28, 2011 04:37PM

Dr. Teri,

Does receiving a rub n tub count as cheating?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:04PM

LOL!!! RUB A DUB DUB!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:24PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This diamond ring doesn't shine for me
> anymore...
>
>
> try regular jewelry cleaner


Why'd she take it off her finger Harry?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:28PM

wut

Conie Wrote:
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> Why'd she take it off her finger Harry?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:48PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> wut
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why'd she take it off her finger Harry?


The diamond ring that doesn't shine for you anymore..

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:49PM


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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 28, 2011 08:51PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> wut aboot it?

Don't play dumb with me Mister

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 03:39AM

Hologram Wrote:
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> Imagine if everyone had 13 fingers and 13 toes.


ok, now what?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 03:43AM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> Dr Teri -
>
> My man is a cross-dresser. How do I keep him from
> trying on my clothes or even wearing them when we
> go out for the night.



your man shouldn't be able to fit in your clothes.

moo

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 03:47AM

6X Wrote:
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> I have this friend named Teri that lives in the
> OBX's now. She tells everyone she works at Mc'Ds
> drive through. She thinks everyone over 98 lbs. is
> fat(moo). Now she thinks she is a Dr. she should
> know not to smoke but she does.


i don't know what you're talking about.

do you have a question?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 03:54AM

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> Dr. Teri,
>
> Does receiving a rub n tub count as cheating?


huh? what kind of tub?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 01, 2011 08:00AM

How is OBX this time of year?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: March 01, 2011 08:21AM

6X Wrote:
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> How is OBX this time of year?


Do you honestly think she will get this. It's time to mooooove on.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: March 01, 2011 10:28AM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> like2eat@theY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dr. Teri,
> >
> > Does receiving a rub n tub count as cheating?
>
>
> huh? what kind of tub?


Thanks for the response!! I meant RUB N TUG. Do you happen to provide those as well?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 11:54AM

6X Wrote:
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> How is OBX this time of year?



it's cold.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 11:56AM

like2eat@theY Wrote:

>
> I meant RUB N TUG. Do you happen to provide those as well?



i'm only 1/16 japanese so i might not be totally qualified.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Mortician ()
Date: March 01, 2011 02:44PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Why does that chick's ass look like it has a giant
> bruise on it?


That lady is one of the living dead. What happens is that the fluids in the body including embalming formaldehide seeps to the lowest point of a body due to gravitational pull. The lowest part is usually the butt and accumulates there causing that effect, it is seepage of body fluids. You don't see it in the others cause they are wearing pants. Also, the undertaker plugs the anus with a clay like wax to avoid leakage.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: beer belly ()
Date: March 01, 2011 07:17PM

Dr Terri,

Is in healthy to cup and inhale one's farts?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: March 01, 2011 07:43PM

Where is Dr Teri?

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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 09:27PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> Where is Dr Teri?


hey i just got done another double shift at micky d's. whew!

i wish i could buy redbull in 2 liter bottles. i'm beat.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 09:28PM

Mortician Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
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> -----
> > Why does that chick's ass look like it has a
> giant
> > bruise on it?
>
>
> That lady is one of the living dead. What happens
> is that the fluids in the body including embalming
> formaldehide seeps to the lowest point of a body
> due to gravitational pull. The lowest part is
> usually the butt and accumulates there causing
> that effect, it is seepage of body fluids. You
> don't see it in the others cause they are wearing
> pants. Also, the undertaker plugs the anus with a
> clay like wax to avoid leakage.





that's not true.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 01, 2011 09:30PM

beer belly Wrote:
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> Dr Terri,
>
> Is in healthy to cup and inhale one's farts?



ugh, i don't think that can be healthy.

how many times have you done it?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 02, 2011 07:25AM

Do the Brew Thru's stay opened in the Winter?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: March 02, 2011 08:54AM

6X did you know they have a website Brew Thru? I am sure you did ... http://www.brewthru.com/



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2011 08:56AM by Ms ProVallone.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 02, 2011 09:11AM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> 6X did you know they have a website Brew Thru? I
> am sure you did ... http://www.brewthru.com/


Was I talking to you? No. P.S. Tell ProVallone I'm still waiting for that money he borrowed.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: March 02, 2011 09:18AM

6X Wrote:
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> Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 6X did you know they have a website Brew Thru?
> I
> > am sure you did ... http://www.brewthru.com/
>
>
> Was I talking to you? No. P.S. Tell ProVallone I'm
> still waiting for that money he borrowed.


Trying to share something with you and this is what I get ... and What is between you and ProVallone in regards to money, you tell him yourself. He said you owe him a bottle of Scotch, but again that is between you and him.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 02, 2011 10:41AM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 6X did you know they have a website Brew
> Thru?
> > I
> > > am sure you did ... http://www.brewthru.com/
> >
> >
> > Was I talking to you? No. P.S. Tell ProVallone
> I'm
> > still waiting for that money he borrowed.
>
>
> Trying to share something with you and this is
> what I get ... and What is between you and
> ProVallone in regards to money, you tell him
> yourself. He said you owe him a bottle of Scotch,
> but again that is between you and him.


I have that bottle of Scotch. He can have it as soon as he brings back my money.
Thought the Dr. told him he should not drink.
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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: March 02, 2011 11:11AM

6X Wrote:
> I have that bottle of Scotch. He can have it as
> soon as he brings back my money.
> Thought the Dr. told him he should not drink.


Ha!! The doctor told him more than just not to drink.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: lefty ()
Date: March 02, 2011 03:31PM

Dr. Teri,

I was masturbating and I accidentally shot jizz in my eye.

Can I get an std from that?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 02, 2011 09:56PM

6X Wrote:
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> Do the Brew Thru's stay opened in the Winter?


yep

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 02, 2011 09:58PM

lefty Wrote:
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> Dr. Teri,
>
> I was masturbating and I accidentally shot jizz in
> my eye.
>
> Can I get an std from that?



you should be ok but wear goggles from now.


these questions are getting gross...

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 02, 2011 10:12PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> lefty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dr. Teri,
> >
> > I was masturbating and I accidentally shot jizz
> in
> > my eye.
> >
> > Can I get an std from that?
>
>
>
> you should be ok but wear goggles from now.
>
>
> these questions are getting gross...


Hey Honey...you're on FFXU..you asked for it.

Just saying

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: voodooslut ()
Date: March 02, 2011 10:29PM

I was in a hotel room with three other people. Two of them were men I didn't know or at least did not recognize, The other was this woman. I found myself mesmerized by this woman, she was absolutely perfect in every way. She had beautiful blond hair, not too long just lightly kissing the middle of her back. Her face was constructed from the hands of a genius, flawless symmetry. Her eyes were of light blue and made you feel warm in the pit of your stomach. Her breasts, ah her breasts, almost rivaled the symmetry of her face and atop the apex rested the prettiest nipples any man has ever seen. In this dream I was a man. Gently caressing her as we locked lips, slowly progressing in passionate romance. Later I find out that she is a working girl, a pro if you will, and I was a married man cheating on my beloved wife. Right before ultimate climax I awoke from this wonderful dream but was confused by the whole thing. Why was I a man? Who were the other two men? Why were we all in a hotel room? Dr. Teri-, what does all this mean?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: ROBOCOP ()
Date: March 03, 2011 12:02PM

Doc. Terri, do you ever feel the need to touch yourself down there?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 03, 2011 03:36PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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>
> --------------------------------------------------
> --
>
>
>
> you should be ok but wear goggles from now.
>
>
That's funny Dr. Teri.
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Cat-Goggles.jpg

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 03, 2011 03:51PM

voodooslut Wrote:
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> I was in a hotel room with three other people. Two
> of them were men I didn't know or at least did not
> recognize, The other was this woman. I found
> myself mesmerized by this woman, she was
> absolutely perfect in every way. She had beautiful
> blond hair, not too long just lightly kissing the
> middle of her back. Her face was constructed from
> the hands of a genius, flawless symmetry. Her eyes
> were of light blue and made you feel warm in the
> pit of your stomach. Her breasts, ah her breasts,
> almost rivaled the symmetry of her face and atop
> the apex rested the prettiest nipples any man has
> ever seen. In this dream I was a man. Gently
> caressing her as we locked lips, slowly
> progressing in passionate romance. Later I find
> out that she is a working girl, a pro if you will,
> and I was a married man cheating on my beloved
> wife. Right before ultimate climax I awoke from
> this wonderful dream but was confused by the whole
> thing. Why was I a man? Who were the other two
> men? Why were we all in a hotel room? Dr. Teri-,
> what does all this mean?




are you on drugs?

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 03, 2011 03:52PM

ROBOCOP Wrote:
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> Doc. Terri, do you ever feel the need to touch
> yourself down there?


nunya bizness

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 03, 2011 03:54PM

6X Wrote:
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> Dr. Teri- Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > --
> >
> >
> >
> > you should be ok but wear goggles from now.
> >
> >
> That's funny Dr. Teri.



I want to get kewl glasses like that for my cat!

lol

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 03, 2011 06:51PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:

> -----
> > Dr. Teri- Wrote:
> >

>
> > >
> > > you should be ok but wear goggles from now.
> > >

> > That's funny Dr. Teri.
>
>
>
> I want to get kewl glasses like that for my cat!
>
>
> lol

Yeah, your cat should wear them when surfing in the OBX.
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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 04, 2011 12:09PM

I'm starting to do a "Positive Thought for the Day" as a new part of my advice column.


uhmm...

Well, I'm thinking of good one now.

I'll get back in a few.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Rachel ()
Date: March 04, 2011 12:26PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> I'm starting to do a "Positive Thought for the
> Day" as a new part of my advice column.
>
>
> uhmm...
>
> Well, I'm thinking of good one now.
>
> I'll get back in a few.


Don't think too hard Dr. Teri. You know you'll only end up with a headache and have to call in sick for work tommorow. Your so cute!

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Dr. Teri- ()
Date: March 04, 2011 03:06PM

i'm still thinking...

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 04, 2011 04:54PM

Dr. Teri- Wrote:
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> i'm still thinking...


I'll help you out.....Spring is almost here. I can't wait. My tomatoe plants are growing inside.

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Re: ASK DR. TERI-
Posted by: Belcimere ()
Date: March 05, 2011 12:27PM

"Talk not of genius baffled,
Genius is master of man,
Genius does what it must,
and talent does what it can.

Last Words, Edward Robert Bulwer Lytton, 1831-1891

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