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So, I robbed a gas station
Posted by: jsbsdcwhwk ()
Date: May 15, 2025 11:41AM

I robbed a gas station a month ago and just finished my court appearance.

The judge said I need to give the money back. I asked him why.

He said I gained the money while committing a crime. I thought that was an interesting point he made.

I told the judge that gain while committing a crime happens when people enter the US illegally and have a baby. The baby is declared a US citizen as a result of the mom having committed a crime by breaking Federal immigration law.

The judge then said all my charges are dropped and I can keep the money.

Libtards!!

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Re: So, I robbed a gas station
Posted by: local nigga ()
Date: May 15, 2025 02:58PM

I go takes my respairations all the time aint nobody says nothing cause they knows

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Re: So, I robbed a gas station
Posted by: momomomoney ()
Date: May 16, 2025 06:58AM

whatchu doin with the money

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Re: So, I robbed a gas station
Posted by: Shartravius Johnson ()
Date: May 16, 2025 02:48PM

momomomoney Wrote:
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> whatchu doin with the money


This time of year best things for cash be da wowda melms.

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