Why don't the Klubbers contribute to 529 plans in the Failcast offspring's name instead? Five grand to go watch golf vs. 5 grand in a mutual fund for 15 years? I would say LOLscar needs to start the ROI conversation, but he bought an as-is georgetown shit shack with his papa's dough, so I guess he hasn't learned that lesson yet either. And this investment in the Maine "double wide" seems to be pa
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Klubbers "Taking the fun out of it" is spot on. Really sad. The show slides into the abyss where talking about hip replacement surgery, bad real estate decisions, and the daily life of the morbidly obese passes for entertainment, and the fans are diving off the cliff like lemmings. And, just to reiterate the blatantly obvious: IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR KID TO WAKE UP BEFORE 6:00AM, DON'T PUT HIM T
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There are no words. Next step, TMOS compound in Oregon.
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Damn those "internet trolls" always "spilling the beans".
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These calls are fucking ponderous.
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The usual "EARLY" show is at 6:30. So what is 3pm? The Early, Early show? Tony Perkins wasn't there at 3pm, was he? SEATING POLICIES The first show of any night is the "early" show. All other shows are "late" shows. Early shows are seated by time of arrival. The earlier you get to the club, the better your seat will be. Late shows have assigned seating by time of ticket purchase. The earlier you
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"consistent presence on the Top Audio Podcast chart on iTunes" = not in the top 200
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Why are you lookin' at my kid?! Why aren't you lookin' at my kid?!
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Started as 10 miles, then it was two 5 mile rides. At 8 miles per hour.
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mike's new exercise, bicycling. > > Imagining the image of Mike on a bicycle is > comical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQgu5efTBw
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Julia Spewak Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Klubbers, > > It would mean a lot to my dad if Mom and I could > accompany Fallout Boy on their touring this > summer. If that's not possible, Mom says she would > settle for a round trip ticket to Japan. A one-way ticket would probably also be acceptable.
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Klubbers gonna klub, and RoFo, please visit a dermatologist before you selfie again.
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RK Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can't do a screenshot right nown, but the klub is > complaining about how awful the explanation of > flip cup was. They are even taking Mike to task > for not listening. That was such a painful experience. Also great that he said "This is Broadcasting 101" before talking over someone trying to explain something and
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The Vermont affiliate and the low power AM station worked out so well, why not try for 3 failed station stints? Maybe TMOS can learn a thing or two from these guys: http://www.971thewave.com/staff.php Like Honda Ruckus tricks.
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Just before minute 1:06 Fatt Rob "Thinks He's > > Smart But He's Not" Spewak brought us the > > Incorrect Fact of the day when he corrected our > > memories of Breaking Bad by telling us a
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Shannon should throw two fingers up and get the hell out, but I doubt that will happen. More importantly, how many times will the self imposed parking situation be brought up?
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RK Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oscarito Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > No shocker, Shannon not on title to Tiny > > Georgetown House. > > > No surprise -- just Oscar's dad, right? I don't understand why this has been glossed over on TMOS and BOAD. LOLscar is writing checks his bank accou
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Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You know you've all been waiting for it, so here > are your latest Cake and Cookies' lowlights: > > Katie, showing him her new dental appliance: "It's > kind of blue." > Spewak: "Funny, you don't look blue-ish." > ... > Katie: "So, I want you to be the doctor for a > secon
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 759...Semper Fat It's telling that LFF's ass has its own microphone in the kitchen. Damn genetics.
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EsteBAN Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Three days for a whole page... > The F'ers finally did it, they've bored us all to > death... The Kooky Klubber Kalls bit is a major pain point. It has curated my boredom and siloed my desire to hit fast forward.
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Someone intentionally gave him a short mic stand. I salute that person.
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Listening to these chuckleheads talking about politics is like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob.
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"Damn genetics!"
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LOLScar has no spine, that would have actually been entertaining.
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Best LFF as an identifier moment is when LFF fucked up LFF in reference to FFXU. I think he said "they call me FLF, Fat Lazy F*" but I could be wrong and I'm not going to search for it. Back when comments on the website were a thing I corrected him but obviously Ronnick did not approve it.
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Fantastically ponderous retelling of the Escape Room Team Building Exercise today. Really not a single interesting point. They didn't escape. It could have been a 5 minute story if LFF would have shut his pie hole. Two segments of that and then LFF bitching about the white house correspondents dinner. Pure garbage. But try harder, and download all 6 apps you would require to listen to all the MOR
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That picture has an "element".
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Contrast the facebook post with what he actually says at the opening of the show. And don't forget, his mom is dead. LFF: "But I will tell you this, umm, as the day uhh, went on and then as we went into the evening, uhm, for me, an- and now, this could be because of my mom, it's my mom's birthday today, by the way.." Blob(b): "Awww." LOLscar: "Man." LFF: "To, to, you know, so happy birthday to
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752... Semper Shrek
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Carla still thinks she can substantially change the LFF. She gets credit for knocking a few pounds off the turd, but he can only be polished to a certain degree. The experiment in not drinking was ended because he was more of an ass sober than drunk, and he wasn't losing weight even without alcohol. LFF thinks he's going to lose another 60 pounds. Eight months later and he still hasn't dropped en
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