Blob(b)'s first beer fail of the day: Stella Artois comes in 11.5 ounce cans (instead of 12) because of the ABV. (5%) Group Fail, after revealing he had a few 9.7% beers: LFF: 9.7, that's like whiskey! LOLscar: Like Fireball shots! Blob: Yeah, I was like just pouring a really really strong wine down my throat, like forcing it down my throat.
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Blob(b) was always a Don guy, not a LFF guy. He probably thought he would be the second mic replacement when LFF kicked the bucket. When the Don ship sailed, Spewank latched on to the USS LFF like the barnacle he is.
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Netsuke Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do we have any "sales" figures for the app? https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.freeappcompany.tmos Category: Entertainment (That's a bit of a stretch.) Rating: Everyone (better not miss any expletives, Pony) Contains ads (Of course) Installs: 1,000 - 5,000
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I liked when their blatantly illegal sweepstakes promotion ground to a halt as FFXU took the role of Legal Console for the Failcast.
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I Heart Peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Band aid story confirmed. Magic 8 Ball says all > signs point to brain damage. Doesn't listen to > his own show even while he's doing it. I thought > the "Oscar's Take" segment was pretty good. > > What's the over-under on LFF trying to do shtick > with the movie ticket guy? He's selling you
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Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Monday: Marx Brothers hoodie > Tuesday: green hoodie > Wednesday: Penn State hoodie > Thursday: green hoodie > Friday: black hoodie > > Spewak wins the week with a straight of hoodies, > plus he held an oh-so-rare two pair of green > hoodies. It's a good thing UStream doesn't have Smell
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you the one with the spelling issues and the > poor vocabulary? That's being polite. It should be, are you the stupid one, or the retard. People might be gentler to someone with legitimate mental development issues.
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Third week of 2017 with no LFF for all 6 shows?
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Fitting end.
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First part of this party show is ponderous. 30 year old lame fake celebrity calls from OCD Blob, a pre-written "Ode to 2016" from LFF. No lack of cackling though.
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TMOS is .... something Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > TMOS should really do a mean tweets segment on > Monday's show. Not to say #TMOSBonus300 tweets > were mean. They were just mild ball-busting. I > mean, getting upset about stolen snowblower, slot > machine or TMOS yard sign references? > > C'mon. That would actually be entertaining, so
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OaktonWhineShop Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Still better than the Facebook fan page, no? The Klubbers are too busy posting cat pictures to pay attention to anything else, including the Failcast.
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Blob(b) is looking more and more like a Tom Gavin / Dennis Murphy hybrid.
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Carla has some fundamental issues to deal with.
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I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
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Cackling intern has ratcheted the non-stop laughing up a notch. Ponderous.
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wait? Not! Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Today there was yet another example of > alcoholic > > brain rot coupled with either 1) an inability > to > > tell alcoholic he's wrong, or 2) incompetence > by > > culture enthusiast. > > > &
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yesterday, Robb took a dig at his dead > father-in-law for apparently living in a trailer > in Florida...Classy Not too proud to drive a dead man's charity Buick though.
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peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mike's best current impression? A bitter, elderly fuck in failing health.
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New intern girl is taking her cues from LOLscar and cackling non-stop off mic.
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NyetOaktonWhineShop Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ding ding ding. Same issue with Mike and Robb. > Both Don and Mike need more than a yes-man > sidekick to play off of. > > Also probably why some of the more entertaining > TMOS content is generated by Mike's interactions > with Oscar-- especially his petty jealousy of > BOAD's rabid (if
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ProbablyNotOaktonWhineShop? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I tellya, that OscarCackle, though. Jesus. I > listen to Big O and Dukes, so I hear a fair amount > of Oscar, but this is the loudest, fakest, most > intrusive, and most feminine Oscar laugh I’ve > heard in recent memory. I assume he doesn't bust > it out on BOAD because Chad and D
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June LFF
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Photo Variety to keep the fans satiated.
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Potty Pooper Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > How old is jr? If he can go sans diaper at > > daycare, he can do it at home. Lazy fucks. I'm > > assuming when Mike Sr starts wearing Depends, > > Carla will take her time changing those, as > well. >
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Random Normal Person Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did Mike actually try to blame Rob for not > reminding him he has a family? He came pretty close. Also, LFF is flying up to DC two weekends in a row to go to his American University dorm reunion and the sad afternoon Improv show. Karla and mother-in-law are also attending the show, if they get tickets, r
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Blob seems to have found a new way to lick LFF's ass! He has the same glasses. And clearly LOLscar is indicating something smells in the studio. Don't forget, as of Friday, Fatt Rob is down 5 pounds. Bring on the mid-afternoon live show.
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Wait? Not! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LFF had another typical interaction yesterday: had > a contractor giving him an estimate for work on > the lanai, and it immediately went south. LFF > blamed it on the contractor. They parted as > enemies. > > If you think everyone else is an asshole, chances > are you're the asshole. How dare a
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LFF today proving he has no idea what his new favorite phrase means. In regards to the Biden speech he attended yesterday: 54:44 "Was it a stem-winder? No." 58:21 "It was a stem-winder."
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Just like LFF is over-served instead instead of drunk, pizza (not peekza) "puts weight on him". It's the food and drink's fault. And the new term, per LFF, is "the H and R department". And he still doesn't know how to use Spoiler Alert in context.
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