Or we can allocate tax dollars to pay for flyovers and cloverleaves at all those intersections. Whatcha want? Make it happen. Fairfax County Parkway. Soooo relaxing!
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Duck lips = teenager
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+funny this today: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/rosenwald-md/post/banned-license-plate-words-in-md-pimp-toilet/2012/05/22/gIQATT67hU_blog.html
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all good answers. congrats FFU...you do have a heart.
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@Gordon Blvd I remember the one on Main in Fairfax. I used to burn up my lawn mowing earningd in the PacMan machine there all the time. wonka-wonka-wonka-wonka
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^^^ agreed. And I don't even ride one...but I get it.
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For those of you that actually knew Ree and care about her family...do yourselves a favor and walk away from this thread now...and never ever return. Signed, An Old Friend of Ree
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@yucky24 Looking forward to the footage...I mean, I love the "war-porn" videos...just nice to see my tax dollas in action. Question tho...does everything have to be about fap material? You're killing me man. You are almost as funny as Mephisto (compliment). I'll bet you can step it up even more, right?
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I'll have the roast beef sandwich with a side of human fingers...oh, and a diet coke. http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx?OCID=media_nowcontrol
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James Stewart is now riding for RedBull/Suzuki. This guy is arguably the best rider on the planet. If you've never seen an outdoor motocross race then be prepared for a mind blowing experience. Budd's Creek June 17. Tattoos and tatas as far as the eye can see (no additional charge).
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damn dude...this crushes. I only got through the first 2 vids...but...dayumm. Yep, this is a +1 Go USA! fuggit
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Georgetown South
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The whole Meade Skelton thing is boring...as is the eesh character...the btyb person...inkahootz...that whole gang. All you can do is ignore their posts as much as possible.
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^^^ I would give a +1 but I can't. Gotta chill on that dude. Just be cool and ride.
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^^^ that was cool.
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Cops can park where ever they want to. My dad was a cop...they park where ever they want to. They won't hurt you...unless yer askin' for it.
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That shit pissed me off too though.
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I used to live in LA. Traffic stops for miles (dozens) to look at a shoe on the road. We're just keepin' up here in FFX.
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righteous driver...good guy.
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Please don't. We don't want MD drivers coming into the Dominion any faster than they already do, right? Their driving is mostly -1 from what I see.
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@rev finnegan yep...been there...in like, 86.
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I always heard they were on M Street in Georgetown, directly across the street from Key Bridge, beside the old Dixie Liquors store.
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A friend sent me this Snopes article on ROmney. I didn't know this about his character...but I like it. http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/search.asp
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@chugger So how then does this reverse-consumption technique affect one's BAC (blood alcohol content)? Breathalyzers measure BAC; not the smell of one's breath (i.e. the alcohol is in the blood). What a moron to do it on video, right? Think he gets a lot of chicks with that bit? pfffft. Loser.
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Well I rememba' back in'02-'05. Wuz gooood. I'm from here so I'm allowed to profit off the rules? Right? No? Speak up, please. I do got some history in the piece.
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FiOS gets boring. I like to hear what's really going on...i thank the lord its back on tonite.
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So will it just come back on at some point? I just got the app last Friday so I'm learning. I drank a few beers listening to it Friday night. So relaxing.
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Let's not forget about Gino's. They gave us "Freedom of Choice". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAKRglg1JM
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Anyone know why the FCPD police scanner apps haven't been working for the past couple of days? Neither RadioRefernece.com nor the app I have on my iPhone are currently working.
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they ain't workin' all that great but....shhhh. (kill this thread)
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