Its funny when I see people with the ashes on their head. It looks like someone put out a cigar on their face.
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Does ones own hand count? An inanimate object? Something not quite human?
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JBass in the Ass Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who here is drinking? I am!! I'm waiting for 4:20
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BEH Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I would recommend "My Favorite Multiple" by > > Natrol. You can find them in The Vitamin > Shoppee. > > It is a balanced formula,with the most > absorbable > > varietys of vitamins and minerals, and you > have
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I would recommend "My Favorite Multiple" by Natrol. You can find them in The Vitamin Shoppee. It is a balanced formula,with the most absorbable varietys of vitamins and minerals, and you have the choice of iron or without iron. 4 Caps a day and you're 100% covered with all the recognized vitamins and minerals. It also contains anti-oxidents, trace elements and siberian ginseng.
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I concur. Either Lizzie is pulling our legs, or a blithering idiot.
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j cochran Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes and 1.1 million bucks made eveverything right > again, hope you enjoy the money Considering the quality of the dead kid, they were overpaid.
Forum: Fairfax County General

2 shots of Nyquil and a spliff is wonderful.
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Good thing Irving Berlin is dead, because if he heard that, he'd kill himself.
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No. They're just expensive .
Forum: Fairfax County General

I ate at IHOP the other day. I paid my bill, gave the waitress a nice tip, and walked out to my car. There was no police bothering me, no one shot at me. Right or wrong, justified or not, don't get involved with people with guns. It's easy enough. You wouldn't try to steal a burrito from a MS-13 member would you? What do you think would happen? From all indications, the idiot who got himself k
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On my 9th and final
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I'll have you know...I'm a Roads Scholar
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4real Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ... Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > "Aaron Brown would not have died if Officer > Stowe > > had followed his police department's rules," > the > > family announced in a statement through their > > attorney. "We are also pleased that Chief Baker >
Forum: Fairfax County General

So, instead of a foreskin, he has a threeskin?
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how about this? Hello Dolly, well hello Dolly, It's so nice to have you back where you belong. You're looking swell, Dolly, we can tell, Dolly, You're still glowing, you're still crowing, you're still going strong. We feel the room swaying 'cause the band's playing One of your old favorite songs from way back when, Take a rap, fellows, find her an empty lap, fellows, Dolly'll never go away, Dol
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Are we not MEN?
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A nice blushing yellow urine wine would go great with shit stew. Foreskin cheese appetizer?
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In the 90's I was in another shithole called "New Jersey" But that seems like paradise compared to Fairfax County
Forum: Fairfax County General

I miss the days of "caps off"
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This slob Laine is shameless with her spamming and feces caked yoga pants.
Forum: Arlington

If Laine was legit, she'd post a picture of her yoga pants camel toe.
Forum: Alexandria

Laine, No one cares about your gentically inferior bastard child, or your feces stained yoga pants. Have a terrible day!
Forum: Springfield

More positive things like flooding a community board with spam?
Forum: Herndon

You'd consider anal "more positive"?
Forum: Chantilly

Alpha Male Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fuck you cocksucker. Pay for advertising > elsewhere. Cheap bitch. Thumbs up and times ten
Forum: Burke

Lets see your camel toed yoga pants, Laine
Forum: Central Fairfax General

When you vist Road Island, don't forget to stop by Massachewcents and Cuntetticunt
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One of the most interesting places to visit in Road Island is Rhode Island. True story.
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I love these feel good threads. Bravo to the cops shooting skills.
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