Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's wrong with Applebee's? > It's applebees. It's a chain restaurant. What more does anyone have to say? > You country boys too good for Applebee's? > > What, restaurants at your local strip mall are > like, so cool? haha. > Only if they are locally owned. > And, why are you boys an
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NPSRanger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I didn't know Uniformed Secret Service had RADAR. > I've never seen them in Court for MV violations. > They must not be big on it. I doubt they are very big about it. The only time I ever got pulled over for speeding by a USS cop he let me go with a warning anyway. > > I am well aware police officers
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I'm really glad that my dog's doctor is finally being recognized for his sacrifices during these trying times of figthing the terrorists. Oh, wait! You mean veterans? Not veterinarians? Either way, how much more suffering do the veterans need to go through? Please, support your troops and keep them from eating at that cesspool!
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston, > > Balls won't have a chance to kick ass. The other > cats will gang up, call him a fag it and push him > around. He'll be running home to graymoose, > meowing away about the bullies in the > neighborhood. > > Let's skip the name, Balls. OK? > > I'm just thinking of the cat
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Fuck the squirrels. I think I need to buy a natural predator to the squirrel, and spend the time training him. He might even make a good house pet. My doggies would like a new friend.
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston Moore Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > We can't stop anything if we continue playing > the > > partisan games put before us by the people > doing > > the damage. > > I've been saying that for a while, now. I'm just > a janitor, tho
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NPSRanger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'Bill P' is sort of right. Most federal law > enforcement officers are sworn in as 'Special > Police Officers' in all the near by towns of their > jurisdiction giving them the same authority as a > local police officer. I am a U.S. Park Ranger and > I have credentials for the 5 towns the Park is in. >
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I could fill an entire season of this series. There was this one time I was promised a free trip to Venezuela, and $10,000 if I promised to bring back a suitcase from an "associate" of the guy that I met in a bar. I ended up spending 14 years in a venezuelan prison for that one. So, I got back to the states and was at another bar when this guy told me he would pay for my entire vacation in the
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CrazyinVA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > fairfaxdude Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > LOL Sure. > > > > TN, the land of chocolate gravy over biscuits > and > > stump-broke mules. > > > > Yeah, JUST like VA "used to be". Have a nice > trip. > > > It sure is. Peop
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That's actually what happens when you hit a troll at 150 mph. Does that mean we have one less troll on this site?
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Snowball? The other cats will nickname him, > Balls. > > Numbers called him a Cutie Pie. I like that. > Still kind of a faggy name but if the kitten is a > girl, not so bad. > > Is Cutie Pie a girl, graymoose? Yeah, but Balls will kick all the other cats' asses. Because Snowball is a badass
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston Moore Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I took this picture myself. The little dude > was > > eating my garden. > > > My kitties would like to adopt your bunny. adopt, or eat? I'm just as happy to keep the little guy and his hundreds of f
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MisterMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's not true. He's trying to keep people from > having their IP tracked by this website's owners > and users. It's every bit as legitimate as > ffxstoner's Community College Computer Security > Semester advice. > > Not sure how you're logging people out when they > try to respond to the
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graymoose1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whats a good name for our kitten snowball.
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hardware requirements aside, win7 is a actually > decent. it's a hell of a lot better than vista. > i think the last good (quality/bugs and features > to hardware requirements ratio) version of windows > was win2k but win7 is actually actually really > nice IF you have good enough hardware to run it > o
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Inkahootz still wants you to buy him the "how not to be a douchebag" book. I'll contribute to the shipping cost if you buy that book for him. Hell, I'll even pitch in for the cover price. If only he would actually read it. If only he was capable of reading it.
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I like how that song is juxktaposed against footage of the marines fighting in Hue during the Tet Offensive.
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Why not? I took this picture myself. The little dude was eating my garden. I thought he was cute enough that I actually put up a fence around my garden and then picked a few herbs and vegetables and left them out, away from my garden, so he and his family could eat without destroying my garden.
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I think you should tell the anony poster that you won't be picking up his douchebag for dummies book for him. I think it is noble that he wants to change his ways, and all, but how is that your responsibility? Unless he is wanted or something, he can go and buy the book all by his little self.
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Borders Bookstore Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > OK, tomorrow, I'm off to the book store. > > > > > Make sure you pick up "How to Stop Being a > Douchebag Faggot for Dummies" > > ISBN-13: 978-0060012748 Hey Alias, someone wants you to pick
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just show us ugly bunnies, not the cute ones. There are no ugly bunnies. They are all cute. I hit a bunny on Old Dominion a few weeks ago, and even though I never saw it, other than the little blur a few feet in front of my car a half second before I hit him, I'm sure it was a cute little bunny, and I really feel bad
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Registerd Voter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Also, not surprising that Registered Voter started > this thread. He said it himself, "It's ok to be > GAY." I'm glad that he finally admitted it. urr urr urr urr. dah, ummm durrh! Dee Dee Dee! I actually read the original post. I didn't get that from it. I think the punchline is more along the lin
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learning about programming is really easy and straightforward. I learned more about programming before I even got to college than I did in college. Basic is old and stupid but it's a good place to start. I learned basic when I was 9 or 10. It's that 10 print "Hello" 20 goto 10 language that gets you familiar with writing commands and seeing how the computer acts on them. Go to a bookstore
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From the article: "That's amongst some people, particularly among some animal rights activists who think this is not a good way to treat rabbits." They are cute, and we shouldn't kill them simply because they can be used as biomass to heat homes, but when they NEED to be killed because they are overbreeding their environment, we should either eat them or use their bodies for heat. The most dis
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It cannot be changed from within. You cannot get "in" unless you agree to certain things. Why do you think that an intern of Zbigniew Brezinski from the 1970's can be a junior senator elected to be president only 2 years into his senate tenure? The only way to break the cycle is to get people to stop playing the game, and to vote off issue. I know, from the existence of UFC and all the realit
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We can't stop anything if we continue playing the partisan games put before us by the people doing the damage. Empowering either party only continues the path towards a global social, economic and political future. Both sides have made remarks about this, and both parties' candidates all make the rounds in front of the globalist think tanks during elections, yet we are all still supporting both
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The fact that the liberal-leaning agendas are more prominent in the move towards globalism since 2006 and 2008 doesn't make it okay to jump on the partisan bandwagon of hating on the party you disagree with. This had been an ongoing thing. Bush Sr worked for it, Clinton Worked for it, Bush Jr worked for it, and now Obama is working for it. If we continue this silly game where the left gets mad
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There's really no way to get from here to there on this one. We are still the number one or number two manufacturing nation, but that is basically all based on defense and aerospace. That's really all we have left. And a few medical technologies based on radiation science. The bottom line is that both parties have taken part in the stagnation, even decline of this nation, and they have accele
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I'm pretty sure you put that computer in its place. Inanimate objects are no match for the wit and guile of the human! Their code usually ends up in a divide by zero meltdown.
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