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I don't know about souls, but I do know that Edy's lime popsicles are fan-freakin-tastic. I wonder if my popsicle had a soul. I am a soul eater! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ah, wouldn't you like to know.... I'm gonna keep you guessing!
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Actually, it's yellow tail. But I do like me some fatty tuna. How wonderful it is that just about anything can sound totally dirty. I love this gutter our minds live in. :o)
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Ha ha ha ha! You guys amuse me. According to Facebook, I am 50% Asian. Imagine my surprise! But I do love me some sushi.....
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I want an Audi convertible. One day...
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Holy mother. The cow anus takes top spot...
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Oh, the seizure is purely coincidental. Unless they had a strobe show for the dearly departed....
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That's amusing.
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Damn it. I was hoping my pornographic life stayed in my past. Damn you, Warhawk! *shakes fist in the air*
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My daughter guessed "a boy and a girl mixed together. Really." That's a real gender bender!
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Holy crap, Warhawk! Hulk Hogan, Carol Alt, and I've never seen this craptastic piece of television? Now I'm going to have to Hulu it. I'm intrigued.
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Nope, not at all.
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What a fucking nut job.
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Ha ha, Harry!
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Take your right hand and touch your thumb and forefinger together to form an O. Move your hand up and down. That is my thought on the topic. :o)
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Oh, farts are freakin' hilarious! I know someone who caught his body hair on fire from lighting a fart. It's the fire that freaks me out. Love a good fart!
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Ha ha!
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I have not heard that one before! Ha ha! I have only seen a handful of episodes. With the above mentioned drooling over Katherine Moennig, uh, that would have to be Shane. Thunder-dyke Thunder-dome Thunder-bird Thunder-thighs Thunder-struck the thunder rolls Did I miss any?
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Woo hoo! No way she could resist our wiley charms....
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ITRADE Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So do you listen to El Tiempo Latino too? I'm actually an Oak Hill snob. Hmmph!
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I'd prefer her to put on about 25 pounds, but she is still freakin' hot. I would do very bad things with her.
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Registered Voter Wrote: > Let's say we remove christian religion beliefs > from all forms of lawmaking. Now, in 30 years the > country has been flooded with immigrants that > believe in Sharia Law who are highly motivated to > vote in large numbers. It doesn't take religion > then to start making the laws that these people > believe in become enforceable on others. > >
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Registered Voter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I won't apologize for my attitude or opinions > about marriage - but it is more due to traditions > regarding marriage then it is anything else. I > actually respect the institutions of religion > (regardless of their many flaws) and the > Constitution. The main parts being: > > 1. States ri
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Sorry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Way too mannish looking. I suppose she would be > "hot" if she were a man. I prefer my women curvy > and with just the right amount of body fat. I'm with you!
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DOMA is ridiculous and pointless. One of my friends is moving to England because her wife wasn't granted a spousal visa because of DOMA. England, on the other hand, is leaps and bounds ahead of us in that aspect. The individuals who seem to fight so hard for DOMA are the same jackasses who go out and bang an intern. Marriage sure is sacred. *rolls eyes*
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cocaine sandwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > must've been created by mrmephisto....that guy is > the only normal looking one there. gravis doesn't > look like the real one. alias is probably about > right. melissa has no tits either. I picture her > with titties. Why yes, I do have titties, but I LOVE Katherine Moennig. She's freakin' hot.
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Wow! I got my own thread? *sniff sniff* I am moved. ;o) I wish I was having some hot lesbian sex... I'm afraid tumbleweeds are going to start passing through my bedroom. I have had quite an active social schedule lately, and haven't been online much. Well, other than that devil, Facebook, and their addictive little games. WTL, where did you get that picture of me? I forgot to shave! I'
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I never understood the fascination with lighting farts on fire.
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Whachoo talkin' about? I'm single and in Herndon! All the hotness anyone could need. *snicker*
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