Some as yet undiscovered business approach coupled with a mastery of the latest technology will rocket TMOS to the top of the podcast downloads. (As long as it doesn't require any additional effort from Mike or Robbb) It's the Oscar Santana ABC approach to improving your podcast (Anything But Content.)
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What happens when the 'Yoga bubble' bursts and she's sitting at home all day watching TV and snacking while Oscar works ten jobs? Some consumer electronics are going to get busted up then my friends. Just you wait. BOOM BAM!
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TMOS HEADLINE OF THE DAY: Hack Former DJ and Failed Podcaster Calls Oscars "Too Long and Not Funny." Cackling Idiot Sidekick Agrees. Bolivian to Marry.
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Has it been a year already? Wow, time really does fly by. Apparently Mr. Thickness and 5000 Penises both missed the day in school when they should have learned about time.
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A few klubbers were "squeaking" that they didn't receive something that they had already paid for? The nerve. But to be fair, Mike being too hungover to operate the equipment can be classified as 'technical difficulties' I suppose.
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Ahh, so no need to do show prep then. I am beginning to detect a pattern...
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Mike is starting a political podcast?
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Thank Zeus. Couldn't take another day amongst that Moreno/eesh freak show. Yikes. Now back to curb stomping TMOS!
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I like mentally ill, white trash, people trying to harass each other into committing suicide as much as the next guy but morbidly obese ex-DJs commiting slow-motion career suicide while eating themselves to death is really more my thing.
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Time machine! Sucked then. Sucks now. Failure is a dish best served SLOOOOOOW.
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TMOS: a fun mashup of laziness, cut and paste Yahoo news stories and lack of creativity! Make sure you sign up for the Bonus Show. It's not any better but you'll think it is because you have to justify it to yourself that you paid for it.
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How many times do I want Robbb to hang himself with a vintage mic cord you ask? "One time. One time. One time."
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Yeah, something is wrong.
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On my way. Going to open a tab under the name O'Meara and put it on my Dine 'n Dash card!
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> How does Buzz deal with the loss of income from > leaving TMOS???? By selling weed to school children?
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After meeting Mike and talking with him for only ten minutes, Mother O'Meara's doctor decided to save some time and filled out the cause of death on her death certificate as "Chronic Disappointment."
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Please buy an additional Bonus Show subscription in honor of the noble suffering of Mother O'Meara. Is that too much to ask?
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Shouldn't Robbb be the one driving for Uber to make a little extra money for his family? He's got endless amounts of free time and it would actually be a potential source of things to talk about for TMOS other than TV and his fucking jukebox. He would even have a captive audience for his annoying shtick. Just think about how many times he could work in "Caaarrr!" to his passengers who have no ide
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So even half of the Klubbers don't actually listen to the show. Wasn't it addressed in the beginning of the show today?
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Hopefully Mother O'Meara will tell her obese, dissolute son what a huge disappointment he has been as a son, father, entertainer and human being before she shuffles off the mortal coil.
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Robbb is a human laugh track powered by tater tot casserole.
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There once was a DJ named Mike Whose daughters he just didn't like He may not be wise but he will not tell lies He just can't see God in their eyes
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You mean there's a downside to Robbb's plan to get to 500 lbs and get on disability? Doesn't everyone get a transplant if they need it?
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Mike O'Meara Radio Entertainment is neither radio nor entertainment. Discuss.
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The Todd Hess story
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It's Mandatory Fun Night (MFN) tonight troops, so before you go out here is your required safety brief: Amateur drunks are dangerous and unpredictable, so stay alert and stay alive. If you are going to drink, don't drive. If you are going to drive, don't drink. Wrap it before you tap it. Stripper glitter is impossible to get off. Don't make toast in the bath tub. Don't take a nap on railroad tra
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Being the hardest working guy on TMOS is like being the smartest guy in your Special Ed class, nice and all but you are still a fucking retard.
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I'm glad to see that the Bolivian buzzword machine is finally being recognized in a "national article" for the business genius that he so clearly is. His "Subscribe or we shoot this dead puppy" plan for stemming the flood of TMOS Bonus Show subscription cancellations last year will almost certainly be a case study for decades to come at the Harvard Business School. The time spent reading the arti
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Bullet head Todd lives in Rochester NY. I don't think he's showing for the throwdown.
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There is only one thing that can comfort the nation in this time of tragedy and sadness-a poem from a bloated, alcohol ravaged ex-DJ who podcasts from his dog shit covered Florida retirement home. America needs you Mike. Now, more than ever.
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