hysterical. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/03/27/colbert-report-on-redskins-new-foundation/ * “The Foundation also assisted in the purchase of a new backhoe for the Omaha tribe. That’s right, assisted. Because you can’t expect a team worth $1.7 billion to pay for the entire backhoe. Those things cost thousands. To cover that price, they’d have to sell a beer and a sof
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cute, yes. hot? no way.
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Fellas, let's keep these threads in the realm of sanity. My body is second to none. Add in the latin vibe combined with local celeb status, I am a triple threat. Worship me.
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If it were a contest, wouldn't even be close...
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"The "Oracle of Omaha" presented Haifa's Rambam Hospital with $10 million in honor of the facility's 75th anniversary. Given that Buffett reportedly made around $37 million every 24 hours this year, that $10 million is about what he makes in seven hours."
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Dems are so jelly of FNC
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Erika Is A Fatty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, I know her in real life. Vacations with us > every now and then. obvious liar is obvious
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too fine
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no contest
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Dave Thomas Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What public relations firm decided it was the > right time to launch the pretzel buns all over the > fast food landscape? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pretzel buns
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The plumpkin picasso Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why so many pumpkin flavored foods and drinks this > time of year? > I'm sick of all his pumpkin flavored shit mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pumpkin
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Three questions from this week: > > > How is the virus spreading? > water > > Who is feeding the rats to the walkers so they can > overwhelm the fence? > probably the older girl who is in love with 'nick' > > Who burned the quarantined people at the end? carl
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Listen up donkeys. Money metal cakes is sised for bazilly tig old bitties and trifling sillies. I'd bet a hunge and a jeff smoker that Lavar & Dukes and Bill & Danny are nubbins. D&M was the best of radio for this area. Fuck Stern, ba doobily dooble grease man, kane, etc. Except Mike sucked
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It's a pretty common format http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season9/girly10.mp3
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RG3 is mad hype No more Pro Bowls. I'd be happy if he would throw more spirals than wobbly, floaty, McNabbified tosses, accurate or not. Just start with a spiral and we'll work our way back to accurate.
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Bill.N. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > RealErikaG Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Didn't the W.Bell turn into a Memco then > Service > > Merchandise next to Beacon Mall? Maybe it was > > always a Memco. > > No idea what the store in Beacon Mall started out > being. It was a Memco and
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You are not always buying product from Amazon.
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Didn't the W.Bell turn into a Memco then Service Merchandise next to Beacon Mall? Maybe it was always a Memco.
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You do know Amazon is not a company like Circuit City or Hechingers, right? The seller of the coffee is physically located in VA.
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I love that the cry babies who whine that gun owners have small dicks are the first to crap their pants when they try and bully someone who has a gun. Bullies hate when you fight back and always piss their pants when they get outgunned. The constant name calling is a sure sign they're bullies. Bully me and my non-existent equalizing dick will give you a little kiss. xoxo
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Obama totally wimped out and caved. All his big 'no negotiation' talk and what is he doing right at this moment? Sucking GOP dick and negotiating like a bitch about to get gang raped by The Sisters Andy Dufresne-style.
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As a fan of Ms. Gonzalez it's quite obvious this place is full of delusional fat-body slobs who couldn't get a call girl to give them a hand job at thrice the price.
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for chili to heat up in a microwave. I have to zap it for like five 1-min cycles and stir, zap, stir, zap.... Who has that much time to waste on lunch.
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trifling
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The Republicans are winning because no one is going to vote for a Dem president in 2016
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Just a fool. I need stuff so give it to me you selfish mother fucker.
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