+1 internets to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Ben Roflzburger
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this is my haiku i think it's a good one but I may be wrong
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I put the S-T-D in S-T-U-D
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notEli Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't be fooled!
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 2concerned in me has never ruled out the fact > that the grammar police is probably Eli. I don't think so but that is because I want the eesh in me.
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frskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You spellt coming wrong. > > src=/image/recent/kati > elynn1117/Superbad-1-2.gif> > > cumming. u embedded image wrong noob
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I have been notified not to answer any more questions. good bye
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I told her I needed it. she got mad when she found out that I said that I only kept her number in case I needed money. I knew she was good for it. she was married to an oil tycoon who owned gas stations and grocery stores and shit.
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yes that is accurate. I had just detoxed off heroin... I wanted some poon. don't judge me.
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irrelevant
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I don't know why she is lying or care to know. she gave me head behind this chapel that was there. I kept her panties and hung them up at the smoke pit aka the "original butt hut" on like the last day I was there haha. she was so pissed lulz
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7k ...after rehab though. she was pretty much trying to buy me. I let her suck my cock in rehab because 6 weeks with no play is pretty shitty. she became all co-dependant and stalkerish. I eventually finished and wanted nothing to do with her. she would then pester my family by calling all the time. Papa's got a brand new bag and it's full of her money...
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...so I herrd. lulz I back
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Coast Guard Cutter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you get high and fall off the ship dont call > us. His mom must be so proud. People are more likely to fall off the ship from being drunk rather than after smoking weed. I have never been unable to walk after smoking weed however I have fallen many times after being drunk off my ass.
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Special Delivery: Pain Pills to Me!!
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I am quite the experienced ball shaver. Plus I figure that the creams would burn.
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Now they are smooth like marbles.
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The Redskins traded Santana Moss and Chris Cooley for The Colts #1 pick in the draft. Also the Redskins signed Peyton Manning to a $90 Million 4 Year Contract. This means that the Redskins not only have Peyton Manning but they still have the Number 1 and Number 6 picks to pick up a young WR and young quarterback who can work and learn under Peyton Manning. Mike Shanahan is the man! They are
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > when I was 15 years old, I had to walk to school 3 > miles in a blizzard. when I was 15 years old, I had to walk 3 miles after school to buy a blizzard.
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Alconbury is an Air Force Base in England. Foundja bitch.
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Eli Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Attn: > > The following people will be leaving on the 27th. > > Registered > ------------------ > Eli > Bonie > Fonie > Washing Tone-Lotion > hash-eesh > Wilmadickfit > hairybalzonya > (o)|(o) > Dick! > ChaCha! > > Buddy Watts > Yea, Bitch > Jerkin VonGurkin >
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So tell me again what is happening on the 27th? I'm confused.
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friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And to Eli Khalife, if you're in England, why are > your recent party pictures taken in the US? In my house I had a transformer put in. Half of my plugs are 110 and the rest are 220.
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lizzie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Period.
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Re: Dina Ahmad spreading Hepatitis C in our community http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?2,732986,838197,page=3 Put the S-T-D in S-T-U-D.
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