I prefer the shorter one I like the big boobs.
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I'm thinking in order to clog a drain ever guy would have to be in that shower at the same time, jerking at the same time and all cumming at the same time. That would be one hell of a circle jerk.
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Nothing says Christmas like a Christmas light display set to Slayer.
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Back in the 80's when tight ripped up jeans were all the rage. I was getting out of my friends Camaro ( the Back Seat). I put a little to much stress on my jeans and riped the crouch from back pocket to half was up the front zipper. To make matters worse I was on a first date with a girl from highschool.
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I had a couple of my sister friends walk in on me while I was in mid jerk. They just pointed and laughed. I played it off like I wanted them to watch and join in, That just made it worse. I was labeled as a creepy perv. Fun thing is I fuck one of them a couple years later.
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Someone should have told him that when he is President he can't just vote present like he did in the senate.
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If you liked the old B&B you will like the new show. Very funny.
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Future ghetto.
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Fairfax Underground would cease to exist. That is if china won not likely though.
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I am the great cornholio I need TP for my bunghole!!!!!!! Bring me TP!!!!!!
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Back in my days of working in the restaurant/bar business I would bang all the hostess as did every other guy there. The only Hostess that wouldn't fuck were the "Happily married one". Definite fuck ability Vanna, even now.
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