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punchable faces Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are your thoughts and impressions when you > see this person.... > .... I caught my wife cheating on me with that stud.
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I found giving a woman a black eye puts an end to all the fighting.
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For the past few months, my wife has had bruises on her face and welts on her back. I've never seen what injures her, but I think she has just gotten clumsy. She probably falls down the stairs constantly, and somehow the door knobs hit her in the eye every now and then. For some reason, she gets clumsy right after I've had a few shots of corn liquor.
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oaktonmom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Someone has way too much time on their hands ... > have you tried match.com? Have you finished cleaning the kitchen?
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oaktonmom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Definitely go. My expectations for my 10th and > 20th were pretty low and I had a great time at > both. Who the hell let you out of the house? You didn't have my permission to leave. Now get back to cleaning the kitchen. Don't make me have to tell you twice!
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Are you causing problems?
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Pay attention to the last statement: A good wife always knows her place. Be sure to pick up some Yuengling before I get home from work, or else its the belt again.
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No back talk.
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What I'd like to know is why you are using the computer this time of day when you should be making dinner, and it better not be Ramen noodles again, or else its the belt.
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Time to pull out the leather belt.
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What did I tell you about posting this late at night woman?????? Now clean the kitchen and put some more beer in the fridge. Don't make me tell you twice.
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"This sounds like so much fun. I'm going to invite a lot of the other mothers from the redistricting thread. We'll need some place where we can all park all mini-vans and room for strollers or high chairs." Shut up bitch and get me another beer, and when you're done vacuuming the house, you can make me dinner. I've told you before to keep my beer cold, I don't want to have to give you two black
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