Whudda UltraMaroon y00z iz. here in murrelend nobody cares about them all.
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yes I know the secrets of da freemasons. and I can let YOU know the secrets of the freemasons. For the low low price if 100.99 in a self stamped envelope send me CASH to po box 666 George mason U. and I will send you back the complete and unabridged "Secrets of the freemasons for dummies" Written exclusively by ME an ex member of the freemasons.
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im lookin for some furries. Any body got info on some furries clubs that are also swingers?
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go to coven run mill on Route 7 beeeatches. Anywhere but the bunnyman bridge.
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paws up. I caused it.
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I miss the indoor smoking section. I wont patronize that estableshment anymore cuz of the smoking ban.
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orI'llCutchaSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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get! Off! MY! BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why dont you middle class Wussies come live near Bunnyman bridge? IM the Nieghborhood watch around there. Im packing heat and NOBODY steals in my neck of the woods BEOTCHES!
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You know me. I'm up in first class, two margaritas over the line, and I’d better get some more cocktail peanuts or I'm going to kill a flight attendant every hour until my demands are met. Approaching my prey with little fear, great vigor, and a foamy mouth.
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Why are the retards active today? Wrote: What kool-aid are you drinking? Actually the jonestown people drank Flavor-aid. As for what Kool-aid im drinkin im serving up some orange Kool-aid to go with my vodka and tonics. 'Tanks for asking, Doc.
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Can we start a pool on this? This could get better than March Madness! high low who can beat the spread?
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GET OFF MY BRIDGE YOU FUCKIN KIDS!
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hey MIKE!? Todays Tuesday! the DAY AFTER MONDAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough cough cough. Damn Cigars! Hack BLEH FUCK!
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"A" deli in Manassas is damn tasty. Dey gotta pastrami on rye ta die for.
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Atheist do have a holiday. Its called Tooth fairy day. You loose a tooth you get a nickle or a dime! Bingo Bango viola free money! Throw open your windows and scream, "Its my MONEY and I WANT IT NOW!" If you cant lose anymore tooth come on down to the dunkin doughnuts at the fairfax circle. I will KNOCK your teeth out for free from behind the wheel of the BunnyMobile aka my 77 pontiac firebir
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One of my buddies told me toad the wet sprocket was gonna be playing at that protest. I was psyched to go BUT found out it was a hoax. DAMN THEM!
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Dont you DARE shut down that coal plant! I work there! Burns my fuzzy lil tail when those protestors show up! Where is a 102 year old Bunny man supposed to get a job in this economy?!?
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I will sponsor you if you like. You cant contact me 24 hours a day. BUT I guarantee you will stay on the wagon. My only price is all the cuban cigars you can give me and the phone number of a really good baby sitter. Im a bunny man for christ's sakes and have a LOT of kids. Some I know about others I dont. Hey, You'd drink too if you had this many kids! My fave t-shirt is "daddy drinks cuz I c
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Yes if you have known of this terrible crime for several years you are an ACCOMPLICE! You should feel deep shame and regret! Now the only way to make up for this is to leave a large case of Yeungling Lager at 1 AM at the Bunnyman bridge! Tell NO ONE where you are going, Come Alone. Leave the booze and skeddadle immedietly after dropping off the beer. If you contact the police NOW I will inform
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actually I have video of those two copulating. I call it "2 nerds, 1 cup, a horse a firehose and some primordial soup."
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dono Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come on, Haliburton will scoop up Army Navy and > Airforce for pennies on the dollar. Then they > will use them to protect their profit center - you > and me. Hell I bet salaries go up for contract > soldiers. I am serious who would notice? Sure Sure They would just turn america into what the East India comp
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God DAMN im SO turned on by that! But hey Jesus H. mohamad I get turned on when the wind blows cuz Im a BUNNY!!!!!! Gotta keep good wood man ALL THE TIME!
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the number between 1,999,999,999.99 and 2,000,000,000.1 but im just a humble bunnyman and cant count that high on account of my paws.
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102/M/WWF/1%'er
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Im the head of the GOP in Md. Im the bunnyman that squats behind the man, I work the soft machine.
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it was me. I did it. I went American ninja on their god damned asses. And Id do it again.
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if the parts dont fit aaaaaaw sheeeeeit!
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No leave that to me. I will, for a small fee, come and shit on their car seat, spike tires and or place carrots in tail pipes till they get THE FUCKEN MESSAGE!
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buncha brats had better not come looking for me tomorrow! I know my bunny prints are easier to track in the snow and all but STAY OFF MY BRIDGE!!!!
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