jyGuE Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > table menu Speaking of, new under-the-table promotion at Jimmy's mention you're a TMOS bonus subscriber and get a cocktail! (They may or may not comp you, wink wink, just between friends). 3 wisemen indeed!
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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos! AMA time > > I am also a magical negro and a faggot. Can you confirm that you are a lonely old woman? And do you seek comfort with the TMOS thread and show-wo-wo? But we all are doing the same, not a bad place to be on a rainy day. Don't forget to buy an umbrell
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Huntin, fishin', lovin everyday with the TMOS show!
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Late entry to the daily power rankings is ^^^ this guy at #7. Power post.
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The TMOS show on FFXU power ranking: 1: Mike (the Don, not to be confused with poor old Don) 2: Robbay (always bringing the funny) 3: Oscar (hope Trump doesn't kick him out!) 4: Jimmy's JOTT Tavern (ask for the 3 wisemen special the next time you're there and give a little wink) 5: Table Menu (setting the record straight since 1969) 6: All of us with tickets to the 5th of November show! Gonna ro
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Hello d'ere Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > And the wounds on that Japanese Maple need some > > sealant. Tar it, honey! > > You are an old man -- let's get into a table > menu-style debate on this topic. It'll be over > quickly. 3
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Hamilton Burger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 3 for 1 is a violation, sorry. And you're still > saying Jimmy's      >    serves > it's patrons to the point where they can't see > lines on the road, and are in fact driving when > they can only see the interior of their car? Is > this Mr. Thickness? It's a similar level of > stupidity.
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Hamilton Burger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1 tmos fan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > War is over, Dildy's has been proven sorely > > mistaken. Long live Jimmy's JOTT Tavern > > everybody! > > > > 3 wisemen for the price of one with the TMOS > show > > bonus code. Be sur
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Drink Special Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the idiotic flame war over JOTT's Happy Hour > finally over? Talk about a fucking stupid waste of > time. > > Now let's back to bashing three broadcasters who > haven't been relevant since last decade. War is over, Dildy's has been proven sorely mistaken. Long live Jimmy's JOTT Tavern everybody
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MikeWillEatAnything Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keep watching that box as you slam into a brick > wall. The only bricks I hit are all 1,583 episodes of the TMOS show!
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Another helpful hint: get a hot dog from 7-11 on your way home from Jimmy's after having a few too many of the happiest hour drinks in town (wink wink, see above). Multiple reasons for this. #1: Sev-Elev dog's are delicious #2: The Pakistanis that work there are envious in a good way of American wealth and decadence. #3: Place the empty hot dog box on your dashboard horizontally. If the box is
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James Cirrito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Blobb Spewsack Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Enough with that table menu stuff. please. > > > Totally agree, but please join us each and every > day from 4PM- 8PM for Northern Virginia's Longest > and Best > > "HAPPY HOUR" > > http
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Just got 3 drinks for the price of one at Jimmy's thanks to the TMOS show code. shhhhh just amongst friends wink wink
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Lhk9V Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Oh, cuntfaggot. The Alexandria regional office > of > > the ABC confirms that I am right. Just called > > them. > > He called them! What a retard. Is it any > coincidence that 2 of the big
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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That would be an ABC violation. Shhh, just like you in the military if you don't ask we won't tell wink wink
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Jimmy's 1-2-3-4 LYFE! Dildy's got herself some interesting pictures. Whatever floats your boat, old gal. All I know is our hands keep clapping and we just can't get enough with the TMOS show-wo-wo! (Friendly tip: ask for the "double Jimmy" and you'll get a double shot of Jim Beam for the price of 1! Didn't hear that from me, and remember that like Carmelo taught us NO SNITCHING!)
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juWhY Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 5000's always been a homo and a retard. You guys > are late to the party. Please don't insult one of the most respected posters around. We love dildy's and all her quirks. Not her fault for being one of the most vocal supporters of the show-wo-wo! If only we all supported the TMOS show as much, but we can try by going
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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1 tmos fan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Polished off 3 pitchers of ice cold Coors > Lights > > at Jimmy's today! luckily I knew the TMOS show > > code to get 3 for the price of 1. Try it out! > Tell > > 'em dildy's sent ya. &g
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Polished off 3 pitchers of ice cold Coors Lights at Jimmy's today! luckily I knew the TMOS show code to get 3 for the price of 1. Try it out! Tell 'em dildy's sent ya. Kindly use the amazon tab for all your online shopping. Simply the laziest way to support the show-wo-wo. Long live the TMOS show!
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Dr Tim Whatley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jnUuG Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Heh heh. Apparently 5000 has tried jerking off > > with toothpaste. Figures. > > You should be glad he does. At her last checkup, > you mom had significantly fewer cavities. > > Four out of five dentists
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James Cirrito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Bill OReilly Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > > > > > > ---------------------
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oscarhater Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hmmm , so $poor$ mike omeara wants to send his > wife and her mother to a 3 day spa mini > vacation..which illustrates he's not hurting for > money. Owning 2 houses illustrates that, dipshit.
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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The Real Mike O'Meara Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > You simpleton. > > > > > > First of all, I d
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Looks like Dildy's had herself a nice night last night. We all have our weaknesses, and they all include the TMOS show-wo-wo! The boys got another great one ready for tomorrow to make our hands (and sometimes buttcheeks) clap.
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TMOS Facebook Fanpage Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Merle Rogers Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Muffintop Maven Wrote: > > > > > > -----------------------
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1 tmos fan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Merle Rogers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > peekza Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Merle Rogers Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > >
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Diced Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How everyone's bowels in here? Perhaps you should > all quit stupidly obsessing over this fat man and > focus on your own diets instead. As regular as the episodes that drop every day, but much more stinky.
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Cary S, Man of the Family Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cary is shopping for necklaces while sporting a > Coach handbag. Crown Royal, backstage passes to > concerts. These people sure have expensive taste > considering they are both technically unemployed. Business is good when you're apart to the TMOS show! Make those hands clap! See you on the 5t
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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "TMOS would like to welcome our newest sponsor, > Blue Blankie. That's right, no more emergency > trips to the drug store for Benadryl. Benadryl > and other kid-friendly sedatives delivered > directly to your home! I'm a subscriber, you > should be too! Use the offer code TMOS, and sav
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