Is he opening for Meade Skeleton?
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Funny, I once found a Gosling on Body Road.
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Quite frankly Bret, who gives a good Goddamn?
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Sounds like someone is pissed they failed math.
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This has me thinking. "Meade" claims to be > Christian - right? Do his actions reflect that? > > Wrath - Holds a grudge against "The North" for > events that occurred more than 100 years before > his birth > Greed - He certainly desires fame, but I'm not > sure if I'd call him greedy > Sloth -
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He's a bore on American Idol too.
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Stop and think for a moment...That freak Newt could actually be The President of the United States. My God, the thought is horrific!
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VA Phins Fan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Leave it to Christians to push their religion on > everybody. Thats what Christians do, yo. They want EVERYBODY to go to heaven. Sounds delusional, I know, but it beats what the Islamists have in store for you.
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All 4 of the staler brothers could fit into 1 of Meades pant legs.
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Jesus handed out fish and bread. Those were the good old days.
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Is electric shock therapy available at The Lamb Center? Sounds like at least one of the residents could use a few volts.
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As long as they sped past..who cares?
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Fairfax cops care..very much. About donuts.
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You know Tippys has to be lame for them to advertise on a message board. Even at 50% off, that horrible food is still overpriced.
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she's a MAN, baby
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Thats weird...I'm lonely but not alone. Damn! Wanna switch?
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ZZ
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If anything, all those things listed make him more real and human. So he liked whores and marijuana. So do a few billion other men. The Commies had money so he used them.At the time, the ends seemed to justify the means. sometimes you have to deal with the devil. Not everything is as cut and dry as Newt Gingrich would have you believe. Its not surprising he plagerized a speech now and then. So d
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piss puddle genes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It seems like on his outstretched arm that his > armpit fat and boob fat cleave in some unnatural > way. As if something is squishing it. Like a > bandage! Something's up. > > As unusual and creepy as he is, he has nothing on > his older sister, Gretchen. Her face always looks > so haunted,
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The Mom is skinny with nice jugs. the squirrel just got his last nut.
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Bonefish was raided for selling sub-par beer at premium prices.
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claudia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > carlitos es un dolor tangrande el teallas hido . y > nopude desirte que te quise mucho hijo pero yo se > que donde quiera que estes tu losabes por que yo > que estas en el cielo por que a dios le asia falta > un angel y te es cojio a ti que dios te bendiga y > simpre viviras en micorzon...... des cansa en p
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Is "TimmySlaw" some type of version of Coleslaw? I LOVE coleslaw, especially with a bit of purple cabbage.
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Linguists101 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > friskydingo Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Nah, not Asian.. > > > > But it still reminds me of friends' parents. > > > > The best lines were .. "why you not doctor?" > and > > "I came here with ten cent!" > > > The COR
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Andrew Sniffer? Thats a hard name to live up to!
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This High School must smell like a Sushi Bar.
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As long as these smelly , useless, burdens on society stay away from me, I could not care less about them.
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He's a buxom guy alright. During one of his live performances his nipples got hard. Since then, I do believe he's wearing band aids on his areola's. He doesn't want to send out the wrong signals.
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Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As I have said before, say your peace and let the > trolls have theirs. By going round after round, > you are simply feeding them. > > The best "in memoriam" threads are those that > "die"quickly - no pun intended. The best "in memoriam" threads are those that are not appearing on FFU
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pops Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ben was a great kid As far as scumbag murderers go, he is a Prince
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