So lemme get this straight... If Obama *had* shown up the TEA baggers were going to drive on taxpayer funded roads to park at the taxpayer funded library and then carpool on some more taxpayer funded roads to they could protest on a taxpayer funded sidewalk.
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The only way you will be completely satisfied is to use a yagi style antenna mounted at least 6 feet ofer your roof incorporating a rotor to change the direction the antenna points. Total investment will be about $200 + installation (you can do it yourself, not hard). you will have to run the rotor control cable and tv signal cable to your television. Do all that and you will have years of free e
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Wow, just WOW. I hope he sues (district and that stupid students parents) and gets his life back.
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Go to Giant. Buy the generic Giant brand of Zertec. Problem solved.
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Someone was illegally growing some K2 in the front yard so the cops came and shot the owner while he was playing a high stakes poker game in his basement. Then a couple of girls who attend Westfields were drunk driving and crashed into the plethora of police wagons parked around the house, they were on their way to find some heroin at the parking garage of Springfield Mall but got lost. Then a pi
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I met Dave by chance on Yahoo IM one night, I didn't believe it was him and thought it was someone screwing /w me. Then he offered to turn his webcam on and prove it was him, IT WAS!! He was very cool, said he was bored and liked to chat /w random DC area fans on the net and he picked me. I will never forget how down to earth he was, just "one of the guys" and not some primadonna rock star out of
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For every $1 donated to cancer research $0.10 is diverted to fund FFXU. The Susan G. Komen foundation also kicks in a few hundred grand every quarter.
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That guy has a Mike Tyson tattoo on the wrong side of his face now LOLZ!
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Here is what you must do: Firstly, that leaf blower is the reason for this rift and it's seriously impeeding your bromance with the neighbor. Seriously.. Need to get rid of that blower. I suggest putting sugar in the gas tank or perhaps a bannana in the tailpipe. Second, you drank some piss bro!! There's only one way to fix that, and it's to gargle with a 50/50 solution of listerine and draino.
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I spoke to the traffic manager on the phone and he said he has looked into the situation and tweaked the light timing.
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Also, those Glocks that are exploding... Most of that is happening in high use duty weapons that are not cleaned properly, gun powder residue cakes into the barrel causing the bullet to not fully seat into the chamber. The gun will still close and go into battery but the case is about 1mm from proper seat, causing a problem of overpressure on the rear of the casing because Glocks do not fully su
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.45 GAP is NOT hard to find, they just don't stock it at local stores, speaking of those stores, I haven't seen any ammo on the shelves lately. I have about 2K rounds of GAP at home, I buy 500 at every gun show, Georgia Arms has it and since nobody shoots GAP you're assured to find it at the show after the "ammo sales rush" begins Friday after the show opens. I've never had a GAP round jam on me,
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If you're going to NOVA you might be better off buying a gun.
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The Netflix streaming disc is only until the next dash update which will include native Netflix streaming.
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Well, that is old data, the FAIRFAXUNDERGROUND.COM domain was updated and will not expire until 2019. The last update was done Nov 15th of this year. Where did this person copy the old info from?
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Whenever I see abandoned cars and it ticks me off I complain to Ffx U, it's a much more efficient way of removing the car than calling the police directly.
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I have a fake ID.
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"The help" didn't see my vote. By the way, "the help" is a derogatory name historically used to refer to "negroes" so you miiiight want to change what you're saying unless you wear a white pointy hat in your spare time. I scanned in my own ballot. Everything went smoooothly and I like paper balloting over computers.
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You are going to be locked up when you appear tomorrow.
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I voted for the three R's and no on schools. EVERY election there is a question about dumping several hundred millions more dollars in FCPS lap. One of the few Dem wins last night was Mark Keam: http://thebeltwayoutsider.com/2009/11/04/va-35-a-post-election-analysis/
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Look... this stuff happens all the time on the Autobahn (ie, not in Fairfax Co) where fast ass cars are rolling at 155mph (unless the limiter is removed) and if you use your imagination I'm sure you can figure out what will happen if you hit a small deer at that kind of speed. Looks like the fucker went right through the right side radiator grill to me. Also, there is a emergency tow hook screwed
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German tag from Frankfurt.
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Becca, my main man Rick has the hookups. Call his cell to see what's available: 772-257-4501
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This is ridiculous. With digital cameras so available right now just buy a tripod and sit your family down with a shutter timer on. You'll prolly be happier and prouder of the moments you capture yourself than some pic taken at school with your sons hands folded in his lap and his head cocked to the side like a dumbass.
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http://www.jshine.net/astronomy/dark_sky/
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Springfield has gone downhill in the past year as well. They used to be honest about the work needing to be done, but the last two times I was there they recommended bullshit that only an uninformed housewife would fall for. It seems they have replaced all the good employees with family members, everyone there is korean now.
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Dear "new resident", Your situation does not sound good. Your rights were violated, your property was damaged, and your neighbors now think you are a drug dealer or a terrorist. How did this all happen? How did the good 'old US and A turn into this? The answer: The USA P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act, and its provision for FBI usage of "national security letters". I cannot fathom any other excuse for what yo
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Anyone called him yet? Must be nice to only wake up at 10am. I wake up at 5am for my wokouts, perhaps I'll call him then to REALLY make sure he's motivated!
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I'm now convinced that Vince(1) is the most retarded dolt I've ever met without actually meeting him.
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Anonymous trolls add to the enjoyability of this site. I wouldn't have it any other way. There's enough stuffy serious forums on the 'net...if you don't like this one, I suggest you leave for greener pastures. Don't you have a diary to update on Kos?
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