Awesome!!! How much did that cost?
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Fairfax County Fire....never lost a basement!
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She's on ESPN right now.
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Sheeeesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Highlander Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I heard Bulova was caught giving a bj to King > > Jerry in the third stall of the men's bathroom > two > > years ago but it was hushed, like Jerry's hit > and > > run accident... > > Fuck you, ass
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I heard Bulova was caught giving a bj to King Jerry in the third stall of the men's bathroom two years ago but it was hushed, like Jerry's hit and run accident...
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If his momma banged a hispanic, he could have been Zimmerman....`
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Hollin Hills Sucks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This neighborhood is a shit hole. All of the > houses are falling apart and most of the people > who live there do nothing to maintain them. In > all my years in the construction and service > industry, I have never seen a neighborhood that > was so poorly constructed. Every house wreaks of &g
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If everyone knows its an accident, why were the police called?
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I thought teachers do it for the children and not the money......
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I'm thinking Katie is a fat chick who got raped by a banana eating monkey. With a small dick.
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Why is it when some people, especially liberals, see something they don't like, they automatically start talking about cock sizes? "Ohhh, he has a big truck, he must have a small dick." Its fucking stupid....unless you're trying to take your mind off your own small dick....
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Fuckin' drones....
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Typical Fairfax parent....its always someone else's fault, not your kid's.
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ha3465636563 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "come pay money to run up hills, jump over fire, > and die in a mud puddle" Sounds great! Extreme!! But you get a cool headband.........
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He isn't but his boyfriend is....
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This sucks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was abused by my alcoholic boyfriend but when I > went to the cops about it, they didn't do > anything! I clearly had bruises on my face and I > tried to get a restraining order because I was > scared my boyfriend would try and attack me but > the magistrate rufused to grant me one. They said > not
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Just because your mom made you leave the basement and take out the trash doesn't mean Virginia is beoming a "police state". Grow the fuck up. This area fucking blows, but is nowhere near a "police state".
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Who's the fat chick?
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Why are you on here instead of teaching?
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T4uWb Wrote: > My tax dollar pays for these 2 civil servants. Tax > payers tell them exactly how to do their job we > hired them to do dumb shit. You must be a donut > munching cop. Let me know when you are to going tell a cop how to do his/her job. I'd love to watch...
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Just to be a dick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > DerpAHerp Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well....Is it? > > > They'd probably be dicks and charge you with > tampering with a police vehicle They should be dicks and beat your ass....
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That isn't him, I saw this over a year ago. This kid was hit by a sniper in Pakistan I think. In the short clip, he was moving around like he wasn't even hurt....very surreal.
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He's sick alright.... Its called "I'm-too-fucking-old-to-act-like-this-and-live-with-my-parents-because-I'm-too-stupid-and-lazy-to-find-a-job" disease.
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I'd stay where you are and deal with him. If you go somewhere else, you might get a tacher that is more badder.
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Fairfax Fire spending $500,000 "just to spend" is probably nothing compared to other county agencies... Ed Long probably spends that much a month for catered meetings....
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Why don't they cut assistance to the illegals and habitual walking baby-factories and make them work for what they get from the county? There's plenty of trash that needs to be picked up, county owned property that needs cleaned and painted, and grass cut in the spring. Kills two birds with one stone....cut out some handouts, clean the county up.
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Your correct Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > eesh Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I think the Marine sniper embellished his book > a > > bit to make it a bestseller. > > > For once, you are correct No he isn't....Kyle wasn't a Marine, he was a SEAL.
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Go ahead and ask School security...it will show here how much more of a pussy she thought you were on Tuesday morning.
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black analyzerer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey white boys any of your fine girl friends or > wives (no fatties and slobs) interested in a > Mandingo Slam Dunk, guaranteed long orgasm and > make them hollar. > > A Mandingo Slam Dunk is, she take in the vagina or > anus, I stand her up her astride and walk run > around with her for 3
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I call bullshit.....guns are illegal on school grounds.
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