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I'm at a keyboard now. So one of my coworkers was telling me about how some girl's car stalled out in the Wendy's drive-thru earlier in the day and how he started laughing at her. She heard him and flipped him off. My retard coworker's response was "Nice car, how many dicks did you have to suck to buy it?" That offended me, because it seemed absurd to me that anyone would even think to say so
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RESton Peace Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah I can't get the font small enough to make ffx > underground usable on my psp, not to mention the > softkeyboard on it is crap. do you have linux > installed on it? Hacked firmware, but no Linux. Maybe the next update will add T9... Back on topic, does anyone know if Whole Foods tests?
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nik Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'm posting from my PSP > > impressive. I was definitely trying to impress you.
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nik Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I just lost my job yesterday, and I haven't > > exactly been clean lately. > > lol, busted! > > I didn't get busted. I'm away from home at the moment so I'm posting from my PSP, but when I can get to a keyboard I'
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The Fairfax Towne Center theater gave me the boot. Long story; I didn't deserve it. I was anti-drug, but I succumbed to peer pressure like they warn you about when you're in third grade.
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I just lost my job yesterday, and I haven't exactly been clean lately. What customer service type jobs in the Chantilly area don't test?
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I worked for CompUSA for two weeks in 2005. That place is insanely poorly managed, and they don't give half a shit about their staff. I worked a shift from 6PM to 2AM the night before a test (I was 16), and I was supposed to get off at 12AM. I told the managers my mom was waiting for me in the parking lot (no car), and they told me I wouldn't be leaving until the store was Grand Opening-ready.
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I went to Chantilly. Never going near there again. But that's because I'm a dork and easy to pick on, not because the school itself sucked.
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Yeah, wasn't sure if this was off-topic or not. That Sega rap is awesome though.
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ffxn8v, did anything come of the car full of girls?
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Someone under the name DZK used to post here, and he said he was a rapper. Same DZK? Is that the same DZK, rapping about the Sega vs. YTMND case?
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I dunno... I mean, it's kind of weird that Durk is giving men massages, but if it's been a long day and he's good at giving a massage, I wouldn't mind. Besides, if he tried anything funny, I'd kick him in the nuts.
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Gravis, GTA3 != GTA: Vice City. Next time, do a little research.
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You might try playing the Raffi song Bananaphone on repeat all day.
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I'd bet my last dime that the county requires employees to use the 180Search toolbar. For those who don't know what it is
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I got in a minor accident today (my car was the only one damaged), and my front license plate got bent up but is still readable. Are there any laws saying license plates have to be perfectly flat, or do I need to get it replaced?
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Durk, do you have an Ouija board, or am I thinking of the wrong "religion"?
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Durk, you walked into a lion's den covered in steak and expected them to not pounce on you. Some people may believe in this whole Wicca thing, but I call shenanigans.
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No, my dad paid child support, just not much. And drained, I know you're not my dad. I'm just throwing in my two cents.
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As a child of divorce myself, I can only say that it sucks that my dad barely paid child support - and since I'm 18, my mom gets nothing. It definitely sucks. So ask yourself: do you hate your ex-wife more than you love your kids? Edit: Parenting is about sacrifice. If you're not willing to give up that big-ass porterhouse steak to make sure your kids have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich t
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Yeah, I don't know if Kornheiser belongs on MNF. He's great with Wilbon on Pardon The Interruption. Joe Theismann sucks.
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Ignoring the troll... The guys the Nats had in '05 were pretty bad if you ask me... and Dick Vitale is just plain irritating.
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Because I have nothing better to do.
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Tina, we're mean to you because we love you.
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erik, to be honest, I don't actually mind Joe Morgan all that much. John Madden really should go away.
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There was a survey on Fark a few days ago about this, but I thought I'd bring it up again here. Who, in your opinion, is the worst sports commentary team, and why? My votes go to Madden/Michaels and Stockton/Johnston/Siragusa.
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Following the crowd... omg you're back, we love you! don't ever leave But why did you leave?
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interesting topic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gravis Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > boohoo to all of you. oh and do notice this > was > > moved to off-topic, bitch. > > > Even if it is off-topic. Can sombody lend some > knowledge on this subject No.
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