Elle Diabla Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gonads & Strife Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > thanks Elle! > > > lol! Kleenex aren't very durable. You should be > using a towel or a sock. I don't know, Elle...I've got some powerful stuff here and the Kleenex seem to be doing just fine. All ot
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thanks Elle!
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What about you, Elle? Care to submit an AILF?
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I wonder if that nut job could tell me how to say "mouth rape" in "jewish"..
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Holy shit! She's posting from the grave!! ^ (and in third person)
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If we're being totally honest here... I doubt anybody would argue that Lady GaGa is ineligible for this list.
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Crown Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I drink because my wife sucks, my kids are brats > and I hate my job this could easily cross over to the "you know you're in northern virginia if..." thread
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thoughts? additions?
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I aim to please
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tard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > eesh Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If all their females look this hot, I welcome > the > > invasion. > > That's a fucking mannequin, idiot. So what if it is? They come to life at night. Hilarity ensues.
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Why do people drink? Why do people smoke? People...Hank Williams Jr. has already answered these questions for us.
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i like where your head is at Elle
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Allan G Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...All you do is call everyone racist who loves thier > culture and heritage... "Is that your culture and heritage? That ain't my culture and heritage!" "Is you is or is you ain't my constitchency?"
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I always thought that the summer olympics had the gayest sport(s)..
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Eastsider Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wonder if 66, Glebe, and Fairfax Drive were nightmares in > the AM commute? Aren't they always? I used to work at that intersection (Glebe & FFX Dr) and it was always a fucking mess even in the best of conditions.
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NW is pretty clear from what I've seen. It's SE (big surprise) that hasn't been touched. I guess nobody felt like getting plow-jacked at knife point this week.
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hap Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 496 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Didn't you hear? Burke has collapesd. > > > nice spelling, turd burglar! I still thought it wsa funny even with the misspelling...
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Yeah I saw that in your other post...that's nuts. Why bother taking the fucking metro if it is only going to make your commute LONGER? Drive a car, sit in traffic for a little bit, get to work a little late -or- stand outside in the freezing cold to take the metro, get on the metro eventually, crash before you get to work, die. Tough choice.
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Wasn't the red line restricted today and the news told people to drive to Glenmont instead of Shady Grove because of the stations that they were operating between? Yeah...the commute home is going to be hell to say the least if you took the Metro today.
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Red line train derailed by Farragut North.
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Q: What's the difference between sand and period blood? A: You can't gargle sand.
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worm food uh oh...
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Agreed
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I think it was a 22 car pile up in PA and a 50 car pile up in VA actually. So... Not proud of it or anything, but they're not helping our case here.
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I knew that deal with the devil would come back to bite us all in the collective ass one day...
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I don't mind the WaPo stories...I don't go on their site, so I miss a lot of the things that GMU posts. The scanner reports I could live without.
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This thread is just mean-spirited...(avoiding the karma bitch) I vote for rob, but that doesn't mean I dislike him.
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All this units are belong to us
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